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In this episode Craig and Kevin sit down with Cowboy Jack, creator of amazing kid’s content on YouTube and YouTube Kids. Cowboy Jack has become a huge icon for kids and families over the past couple of years. Boasting huge numbers, this content has been viewed many millions of times. These videos are educational and do a great job of helping parent and kids learn about some amazing things – everything from local parks to going to the dentist for the first time. We hope you enjoy hearing from a YouTube sensation! Head over to YouTube and YouTube Kids to check out The Cowboy Jack Show, and…

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KEVIN

This is episode number 190 of The Homeowner Show. Whether you DIY or looking to hire, we're here to help you find the best information and options for you and your home. My name is Kevin Hackett, and here with me is Greg Williams.

CRAIG

Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to The Homeowner Show. We're so glad that you could join us for another live episode of The Homeowner Show here in The Homeowner Show studios. How you doing, Kev?

KEVIN

I am a homeowner again.

CRAIG

Did you close today?

KEVIN

I closed yesterday.

CRAIG

Yesterday?

KEVIN

Yesterday. But I mean, I don't live in my house yet. Yeah, you got nothing. We got a 2-week leaseback going on, but it's fine. We are—

CRAIG

So in 2 weeks you can move into the new casa? Yes.

KEVIN

So we're probably going to, uh, to give it just, uh, maybe a week because I guess, uh, we're good.

CRAIG

We're gonna You got some stuff to do.

KEVIN

A couple of things to do, and plus it's just timeframe and all that kind of stuff. But yeah.

CRAIG

Have your kids gotten attached to the confined quarters?

KEVIN

Oh yeah, they, they've, they've kind of surpassed their whatever weirdness they had.

CRAIG

And, uh, they like each other again.

KEVIN

Yeah, they've, they've basically figured out, okay, oh, I get a new bed.

CRAIG

It's not an option to kill you, so I have to figure out how to live with you.

KEVIN

Well, my son did tell me one time that he Really could not wait to get my baseball cards, and he said, "It's not that I want you to die, right? But I do want those baseball cards," and I told him he can't have them until I die.

CRAIG

So, so funny you should mention that. My kids have really gotten into Pawn Stars. Oh, are you familiar with that show on the History Channel?

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

So it's a really fun show. Like, people bring in like weird stuff, and like they'll offer to buy it.

KEVIN

Ba ba ba ba.

CRAIG

So, like, my kids have now gotten in this habit of, like, hey, Dad, what do you think that's worth? And it's like, no, it doesn't matter what it's worth. It doesn't belong to you. That's right. It's mine.

KEVIN

That's right.

CRAIG

And they're like, but what do you think I could get for it?

KEVIN

Exactly.

CRAIG

We're not pawning the stuff in the house.

KEVIN

My, my son's got to the point where he's just asking me, like, so how much did you pay for the house? How much did you pay for your excursion, Dad? How much, how much was the, Whataburger that we just bought.

CRAIG

He's got a running total on you, Bubba. He's taking out of—

KEVIN

yeah. And it's funny because like, has he invested in any term life insurance?

CRAIG

I hope so, because he's gonna need it, my goodness, after, after this home purchase. That's right.

KEVIN

Yes, that's exactly right.

CRAIG

What do you get? You get the house. You get the house. That's it.

KEVIN

That's it. Yep. So that's, that's all that's going on with me right now, which it's just kind of a big like weight. That's not— it wasn't like heavy, but it was just— I mean, closing on a house is just one of those things. It's a lot of work.

CRAIG

Absolutely.

KEVIN

And so it's done. Excited about that. But what's up with you?

CRAIG

What's up with me? I have an official Homeowner Show PSA.

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

That I need to make.

KEVIN

Bring it.

CRAIG

So here's, here's the thing. Well, let's cue the music because this is important.

KEVIN

Okay, I'm ready.

CRAIG

Guys, Sunday. Sunday is coming.

KEVIN

It's coming.

CRAIG

Do you know what it is?

KEVIN

I hope so.

CRAIG

Sunday is Mother's Day.

KEVIN

Yes.

CRAIG

And if you are listening to this live right now, it is the final countdown.

Cowboy Jack

You have—

CRAIG

To get a gift. If you're listening to this now, when the show comes out on audio on Tuesday—

KEVIN

It's too late. It's too late.

CRAIG

Way too late.

Cowboy Jack

You failed. Yep.

CRAIG

Get a Mother's Day gift. Get one for your wife.

KEVIN

Yes.

CRAIG

Get one for your mom.

KEVIN

Yes.

CRAIG

Now is the time.

KEVIN

It is.

CRAIG

Flowers.

KEVIN

And any other moms that you know. Yes.

CRAIG

Just get them a gift.

KEVIN

All of them.

CRAIG

The time is now.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

You have tomorrow, basically.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

For them to not know what's going on.

KEVIN

Yeah, because Amazon is always—

CRAIG

You can't get it here in time.

KEVIN

That's right.

CRAIG

You have to go to the store. It is the final moment where you can achieve marital bliss. For the next year. For the next year. It all depends on this Sunday.

KEVIN

That's right. So Sunday, Sunday.

CRAIG

Now's the time. So PSA over.

KEVIN

Well done.

CRAIG

Thank you.

KEVIN

I am. I am more impressed with you than I ever been.

CRAIG

That is the most preparation I've ever done for the show.

KEVIN

Y'all, I know that's true. I know that's true for sure.

CRAIG

So there you go. But like again, like if you're listening to the podcast. on Tuesday when it comes out.

KEVIN

Yeah, sorry.

CRAIG

Yeah, we tried.

KEVIN

We did all we could.

CRAIG

You should have followed us and listened to the live episode on Facebook or YouTube. So there you go. Your marriage could have been better, but now you've got '23 to look forward to. Subscribe to the show now and we'll prepare you next year.

KEVIN

There you go. So good luck. Good luck.

CRAIG

And, you know, send us a message. We might be able to help counsel you through '22.

KEVIN

Yeah, I mean, but that costs money. Like, we don't do that for free.

CRAIG

What, the counseling?

KEVIN

Yes.

CRAIG

Well, it'll be— it'll be free, but it's not good advice.

KEVIN

Well, you get one or the other. Good, good, not free advice or bad free advice. That's right. It's your choice.

CRAIG

You'll get plenty of bad free advice from us. Send us a message, we'll respond to it. But like, I don't recommend that you do anything that we say.

KEVIN

Except to go get your mother a gift.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

That was the one. So that you avoid all of this.

CRAIG

That's the one free one.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

That's good.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

So we got a cool episode tonight.

KEVIN

Yes, we do.

CRAIG

We've been, we've been hyping it up on the socials.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

We got Cowboy Jack in the house.

KEVIN

Cowboy Jack.

CRAIG

What's going on, Cowboy Jack?

Cowboy Jack

Not much, guys. How's it going?

CRAIG

Very good, man. Thank you for joining us in the studio.

Cowboy Jack

Absolutely. Thanks for having me.

CRAIG

Absolutely. So the, Man, we're excited to have you on. Like, why don't you let— I mean, like, I think a lot of people who are joining us on the show tonight probably already know what you do, but why don't you go ahead and just like let everybody know what it is that you bring to the table?

Cowboy Jack

All right, so, um, yeah, like, I'm Cowboy Jack. My real name is John, by the way. Wow. You can— I'm cool if you call me just John.

KEVIN

Oh, cool.

CRAIG

But not Johnny?

Cowboy Jack

Yeah, I mean, Cowboy John doesn't sound very cool, so I, I go by Cowboy Jack. So, uh, we make a weekly educational show for kids. That's basically what it is. Uh, we're on YouTube and YouTube Kids, and basically the whole premise of the show is that we go around different places all over the state of Texas and we try to show kids either, you know, it, it could be something fun like a, you know, a children's museum or a play place, something like that. But if it is one of those type places, we bring in an educational element to it. Like, so throughout we'll find different letters that spell something, or we'll learn about different dinosaurs that we find, something like that. And then sometimes we go to really

Cowboy Jack

amazing places or really cool experiences. Like, one of my all-time favorite ones is one that we actually recorded with a pediatric dentist's office. And to me, that's really cool because we bring value to both the child and the parent.

KEVIN

Yeah.

Cowboy Jack

Because that first visit to a dentist's office can be pretty— it's pretty stressful. So The dentist that we visited.

CRAIG

Yeah, yeah, the people sticking their giant hands in your mouth.

Cowboy Jack

Thank you, thank you. So the dentist we filmed with is actually my big brother in real life.

KEVIN

Oh, nice.

Cowboy Jack

He owns Georgetown, or he's— he's— he has a partner as well, but they own Georgetown Pediatric Dentistry in Georgetown, Texas.

KEVIN

He now owes us $10, by the way.

Cowboy Jack

Oh yeah, okay. I think he takes checks.

CRAIG

Okay, we have a rule about name dropping.

KEVIN

Sorry, we do it all the time. Just to make people think we know people.

Cowboy Jack

But anyways, one of the things that we learned about the show that we make through making that is that we have the ability to give kids an experience and a comfort level with something that's usually uncomfortable and also help the parents with— that's a huge icebreaker. Like, if you're going to take your kid to the dentist for the first time, you could show them our show where we go and we explain every step of the way what's going to happen next, why they're doing this. what the tool they're using and all that. And it just helps the kid have a better experience and ultimately helps the parent have a better experience. Yeah.

KEVIN

So, wow, that, that's, that's really cool. I mean, I, I, we, we tried to do our very best to make that first experience with our kids as good as it could be, and we failed. But it was because we chose a really poor dentist.

CRAIG

Well, you didn't have the Cowboy Jack Show.

KEVIN

Exactly.

CRAIG

That's true.

KEVIN

How are we supposed to know?

Cowboy Jack

That's what we're doing.

KEVIN

We're having to educate people about the education that you provide, which is awesome.

Cowboy Jack

I have the distinct advantage of I am Cowboy Jack.

KEVIN

So it's true.

Cowboy Jack

My son watches my show and he actually just had his first dental visit this week and he did fantastic. Nice. Pretty nervous about that going into it, but he did great. He did great.

KEVIN

It's like, does my show actually work?

Cowboy Jack

Yeah. It was, that was the true litmus test, right? Yeah. No doubt.

KEVIN

Well, so, I guess the other question I'd like to ask John, is how did you become Cowboy Jack? What did that derive from?

Cowboy Jack

Yeah, that's a great question because, I mean, truth be told, like, I was the youngest in my family growing up. I wasn't around a lot of young kids. And so, like, when somebody would be like, hey, you wanna hold my baby? Absolutely not. I'm gonna break this thing. Keep it away from me.

KEVIN

Yeah.

Cowboy Jack

And that's just the persona I've had my whole life. And then when I had kids, It just like, it immediately changes you. I mean, you know, right? So like now somebody's like, hey, could you hold my—

CRAIG

absolutely.

Cowboy Jack

Give me that baby. Right.

KEVIN

I've been waiting for you to ask.

Cowboy Jack

But no, I mean, I have a regular job. I'm a normal guy. I have a wife and 2 kids. And when our son was— he's about 3 or so when the pandemic hit. And my normal job, I travel all around the country. I'm starting to do more of that now, finally. But for a long time, all that was completely shut off because of what was going on in the world. And so I was working remotely from home, having to do Zoom meetings and all that kind of stuff. And so we used the television as a babysitter. And my son, Caden, Cowboy Caden, he got—

CRAIG

Has he made an appearance on the show yet?

Cowboy Jack

He's been on 3 now.

CRAIG

3 episodes.

KEVIN

In that case, that's $10 more. We're doing quite well on this episode.

Cowboy Jack

Do you have a He's got a tally sheet. That's good.

KEVIN

Carry on.

Cowboy Jack

So, uh, he got hooked on some shows that just were not, uh, you know, they're educational, they're fun, you know, whatever, but they're really mega produced. They're very theatrical. And then a lot— so, so often these days, the kids' characters, they talk in a goofy voice the whole time, right? And so he fell in love with this guy. And I'm not saying there's anything wrong with the guy. I don't have anything against him. But he just did like, hey kids. And so Caden's learning how to enunciate words and stuff. He starts to copy that guy. And I was just like, man, where's the Captain Kangaroo? Where's the Mr. Rogers of today? Because kids like the

Cowboy Jack

reality aspect of shows. Just like, I mean, the kids follow our interests.

CRAIG

Yeah, absolutely.

Cowboy Jack

We're all watching reality style shows. And so kids want that. And we literally, like, the closest thing was like Coyote Peterson. That's a, you know, he's not exactly what I want my son watching all day, but a lot of his stuff is really fun for kids too. So I just wanted something like, you know, a mix of Mr. Rogers and Captain Kangaroo. We, uh, sorry, and I'm rambling a lot about this.

KEVIN

Oh, that's good.

CRAIG

Carry on.

KEVIN

This is great.

Cowboy Jack

So we had bought a really good GoPro camera, uh, for the sake of recording our Christmas that year because Caden was finally old enough. He was going to be like opening presents in a fun way and everything. And, uh, I just told my wife, I was like, I can't take much more of this. Why don't you just, you know, his favorite TV show, I mean, his favorite movie right now is Toy Story. He loves Woody. He loves cowboys. You know, I've got this stuff. I didn't have the vest, but I had everything. I don't, I don't normally wear a vest. Okay. Nothing against people that wear vests, I guess.

CRAIG

Yeah.

Cowboy Jack

It's just not my thing.

KEVIN

Well, it's, it's not necessarily the cultural normative thing, even in Texas.

Cowboy Jack

Yeah.

KEVIN

To wear a leather vest.

Cowboy Jack

Right.

CRAIG

Well, I gotta say, if I could get away with it, I would wear one every day.

Cowboy Jack

I'm not saying I wouldn't.

KEVIN

No, you wouldn't.

Cowboy Jack

This thing is a portable heat stroke waiting to happen. You have no idea how hot this thing is.

CRAIG

Well, see, that's the thing. That's why I don't, is because it gets so hot here. But like, if it was cool enough, yeah. Oh yeah, I enjoy wearing them when like, when it's just sort of a little brisk outside.

KEVIN

Yeah, it's nice.

Cowboy Jack

Absolutely.

CRAIG

Yeah.

Cowboy Jack

So anyways, we just— I dressed up like this and we went out to the pond in our neighborhood down in Spring and filmed an episode about fishing and showed it to Caden and he loved it. So we showed it to some friends' kids and they loved it. And, you know, next thing you know, we're making a show.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

Wow. And so did you guys, did you guys have any experience in like television or editing or any of that kind of stuff? Nothing.

KEVIN

Nothing.

Cowboy Jack

Nothing at all.

CRAIG

Just kind of had to figure it out as you went.

Cowboy Jack

Learning by fire. We actually learned by watching YouTube videos.

KEVIN

Oh, really?

Cowboy Jack

Nice. Yeah.

CRAIG

The new university system.

Cowboy Jack

Yeah.

CRAIG

I mean, it really is.

Cowboy Jack

I mean, but hey, I feel like I can edit with the best of them now.

CRAIG

Yeah.

Cowboy Jack

And my wife is actually the pro. I'm a I taught her how to do it and now she does it a million times better. So she's the brains of the operation.

KEVIN

Nice.

Cowboy Jack

Yeah.

KEVIN

So how, how are you filming things?

Cowboy Jack

So now, I mean, we still literally use a GoPro camera. It's got some modifications on it, but the GoPro camera is actually like, when you look at cameras available on the marketplace, it has the best frames per second quality. And so we use that because it's an action style show where, I mean, I'm a slow moving guy. I'm not real action, but, uh, You know, we move around quite a bit and that camera keeps up with us really well. It's handheld. I mean, it's the size of a business card.

KEVIN

Sure.

Cowboy Jack

And my wife chases me around and films me and we put out 4K quality. So I, I don't have any need to, to go to something.

KEVIN

So do you like use a gimbal? Like a gimbal?

Cowboy Jack

You don't have to. Oh, GoPro has inbuilt, built-in stabilization.

KEVIN

Nice.

Cowboy Jack

That's one of my big arguments about moving to a, you know, DSLR camera or something like that is because We don't have to use a gimbal, right?

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

Yeah, for those that don't know, a gimbal is one of those things that looks like you're like hanging like a floating—

KEVIN

yeah, it's like a blob in the air.

CRAIG

I mean, like, it basically makes the camera real smooth as you move it around.

KEVIN

Yeah, it keeps it at a constant. You can do a lot of things with a gimbal, but, but if you're, if you're moving around, it keeps, it keeps whatever— yeah, is focused on in frame.

CRAIG

Most people are more familiar with them off of drones because that's how drones get such smooth footage, is they all have— I mean, like the good ones have really nice gimbals on them. Right. Yeah. So, man, like, one of the things that I wanted to talk to you about, and mostly because I know that it, like, it fires up Kevin.

KEVIN

Are you gonna talk about microwaves or sinks as appliances?

CRAIG

No, we can talk about microwaves. I like— everyone knows how much I hate microwaves. Okay. But no, like, one of the big things in the news right now is Disney.

KEVIN

Sure.

Cowboy Jack

Yeah.

CRAIG

You know, everything going on with them, and there's a lot of stuff going on with them. One of the big things that came out with them recently is one of their producers came out and said, yeah, I'm sneaking— I'm sneaking stuff in here because I wanna expose the kids to it.

Cowboy Jack

Yep. Yeah.

CRAIG

Like, that— that video was exposed to people. And that regardless of whether or not you think that that's right or that's wrong, here's someone trying to be sneaky with something— with kids' content.

Cowboy Jack

Yeah.

CRAIG

And that makes people upset. And— and I— I—

KEVIN

I—

CRAIG

I know that a lot of people struggle with, I want the TV to be able to be a safe space for my kids. But I can't— now I can't trust the content that's being put out. And so here you come along and it's like, well, I'm just gonna create this really good content that I don't— and I've watched your stuff. Like, you don't have any agenda. You're just like, I wanna teach kids about this.

Cowboy Jack

Yeah.

CRAIG

I wanna teach kids about this. And it's nothing that's, like, political or, you know, sociological. I mean, like, it's just like, how to go to the dentist, how to have good table manners, here's a really cool park. I mean, like, stuff like what Mr. Rogers would do.

Cowboy Jack

Exactly. I mean, we try to keep it— I mean, and we do keep it 1,000% agenda-free. I mean, you know, I, I could talk a lot about Disney and that whole scenario, um, but, you know, do your own research. There's a lot of— I mean, there's a lot of information. That's a real thing, right? It is.

KEVIN

Yep.

Cowboy Jack

And, uh, we're both—

KEVIN

and Craig and I are both Disney fans, but I'll tell you, we're becoming less Disney fans because— I mean, which is weird for both of us to say because we love everything that Disney has been, but what they're winding up becoming has been frustrating recently.

Cowboy Jack

And it's not that I— like, I don't want to shelter my children in any way, and I'm not against— you know, it's hard to talk about. Like, it's hard for me to to put it to words without sounding like a horrible person, because I'm not a horrible person. Um, but there's some things that need to be said there. Like, um, you know, I'm not against any— anybody's anything that they want to be, right? You know, if you're a guy that identifies as a cat and wants to love goldfish, like, that's fine with me. Go love your goldfish, fish man, right? I don't care. But the thing about it is I don't want that pushed. Like, I just feel like the reference to sexuality in any way, shape, or form should be completely

Cowboy Jack

obscured from children's content.

CRAIG

Anything children.

Cowboy Jack

My thing— so I'll say this and then I'll shut up about it because I could talk all night about this. Um, there is such a precious tiny amount of time that kids get to be kids, and then about 12 to 13 years old, the world starts hitting you like a freight train and it never stops. And I don't mean that in a bad way. You grow up and, you know, things change, but you get responsibilities and everything. Under that, like, 12-year-old mark, you're, you're free of all of that stuff. That's your, your time to be young. Just be a kid. Show up and have fun. That's all that's expected of you. And I feel like as a parent, I want to, you know, protect that innocence with every bit of my being. And that's, that's what I'm

Cowboy Jack

about.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

And, and, like, I think I, I get that from what you're doing with your content too, because, like, you're not wanting to have even like a hint for the parents that might allow their children to watch it to ever fear that you're going to say something wonky.

Cowboy Jack

Yeah. I mean, like, my thing is like, so, you know, you've heard the old— and I'm not crazy about where the verbiage comes from, but it's true. You know, it takes a village, right? And some people have a big village. Some people have a very small village. I want to be a part of that village so I can give parents a break to wash dishes or do laundry, pay bills, or sit on their butts. I mean, it's exhausting being a parent. I mean, you guys know you need that time to just stare at the cell phone and mindlessly scroll for 30 minutes. Just give me 30 minutes. And I want Cowboy Jack to be— you don't have to be concerned about what's on there because it's just kids being kids. That's it.

Cowboy Jack

Yeah.

CRAIG

And part of the reason I wanted to have you on is I know that you've I mean, like, your, your show is massive. I mean, like, like, like, I'm not like blowing smoke at you. Like, for— I mean, like, you, you have a really big following on there, but you've had some struggles getting support for the show.

Cowboy Jack

Yeah.

CRAIG

Not, not because the people that follow your show aren't supportive, but like some of the channels through which you could, you know, make it a— make a living off of it. have been shut down?

Cowboy Jack

Yeah. Like, I mean, we have a, you know, our platform is YouTube. And the reason our platform is YouTube, because there's, you know, it's literally the largest search engine in the world. You can't ignore YouTube. It's a fantastic place.

CRAIG

Right.

Cowboy Jack

But, like, you know, we average right now we're at, like, 4.1 million views a month and 290,000 hours a month. We just hit a million watch hours. That's the equivalent of if somebody started watching our show right now and kept it showing, kept it going for almost 115 years straight.

KEVIN

Sheesh.

Cowboy Jack

That's insane. It's crazy to me. Right? So something generating that amount, that amount of traffic and that amount of watch time is a significant amount of revenue. Like, it's life-changing revenue. It's life-changing for us. I mean, it's life-changing for anybody.

KEVIN

Right.

Cowboy Jack

You know, it's, it's upwards of, of a couple hundred thousand dollars a year. It's significant. But we've been banned from the partner program on YouTube. So, you know, we're trying—

CRAIG

Without any— no reason given?

Cowboy Jack

Well, I mean, initially they gave us the, the reason of invalid click activity, and we've filed thousands of appeals. There's no explanation as to what invalid click activity means. They have their website that says, sorry, you're, you're banned for life. Go click on this link and watch a video about it that basically says, sorry, you're banned.

CRAIG

It literally says you're banned for life?

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

Oh my God.

Cowboy Jack

And not only just me, it's, it's me and my immediate family, which makes it that much more fun, right?

CRAIG

Wow. Oh my gosh.

Cowboy Jack

Um, no, but we're, we're trying to work through that. It's frustrating because this is truly like, I feel like the passion of our lives.

KEVIN

Like, right.

Cowboy Jack

Put so much effort into it and we absolutely love making it. Um, but, you know, well, uh, I don't know. I could, I could talk a lot about that too.

CRAIG

Let me ask you this. I mean, I'm sorry to like try and like problem solved live. But like, have you guys tried setting up like a, like a clip channel?

Cowboy Jack

What do you mean by that?

CRAIG

So like, sometimes I, I know some other guys that have had trouble with their monetization being shut down, and so what they'll do is they'll go through and set up a, a separate channel where it's just clips of the line of the whole show, where it's like little bitty clips that then have link backs to like the whole show.

Cowboy Jack

Okay.

CRAIG

You know what I'm talking about? Have you seen anything like that?

Cowboy Jack

Yeah. We— and I had somebody way smarter than me, a guy that manages, you know, some, some channels with upwards of, you know, 5, 7, 10 million subscribers.

KEVIN

Right.

Cowboy Jack

Because our subscriber count isn't really representative of, of our traffic.

CRAIG

Yeah.

Cowboy Jack

Because we're kids content, you know, on YouTube Kids, that, that subscribe button is teeny tiny.

KEVIN

Yeah.

Cowboy Jack

And, you know, we don't expect kiddos to, to hit that like they would on a normal channel.

CRAIG

It's not their It's not their subscription anyway, right?

Cowboy Jack

It's, it's, yeah, it's through the parents. So, but, you know, I've worked with a guy that manages those channels for, you know, A-list celebrity type folks and trying to, you know, work, work magic to get it to happen. And we just continually hit roadblocks. That's crazy, man. It's, you know, it's frustrating.

CRAIG

But, I mean, like, honestly, like, like, I've watched your content. I think Kevin's watched your content. Yeah.

Cowboy Jack

You have.

CRAIG

I mean, I can't think of a single reason why it would be demonetized or shut down.

Cowboy Jack

Yeah, I mean, there's a lot of—

CRAIG

I almost said the word.

Cowboy Jack

Yeah, don't say the word. So, I mean, I am a cowboy. I got my hat here with me tonight. Hey, kids, don't laugh at my hair. Kids aren't supposed to be watching. That's a thing we do on the show. But there's a million different things it could be. I mean, We made an episode. I mean, there's a lot of ideals that I do have that are evident in the show. Just like anytime you see a first responder, whether that be EMS, police, fire, all those guys, you tell them, hey, thanks for doing what you do.

CRAIG

Right.

Cowboy Jack

Because that's how I was raised. And I feel like that sentiment has been lost over the years. There's a lot of turmoil in that world and whatever, but You can think whatever you want to think, but when something bad happens, who do you call?

CRAIG

Right.

Cowboy Jack

And so whenever you see those guys that are putting themselves on the line, we always make sure to say thanks. And so we've said that a few times on the show, so it could be that. I got a lot of hate mail over my episode we made with Montgomery County Precinct 3 Sheriff's Office.

CRAIG

Really?

KEVIN

Yeah.

Cowboy Jack

And that—

KEVIN

why?

CRAIG

Or did they give a specific reason, or were they just being like—

Cowboy Jack

My favorite email I got about it was, it was a lady that said, you should not be supporting police officers, you should be promoting therapists instead. And this was when I was— we were still pretty small, and I didn't really know, like, I was going to be kind of a public figure in this. So I said what I felt, and I said, I'm sorry you feel that way. If someone ever breaks in your house, I hope they can get a therapist there for you very quickly.

KEVIN

That's good.

Cowboy Jack

You know, that was— I mean, that's— but now I tone my responses back. I always try to be— and that's one thing we— I do pride myself on. If somebody asks me a question, I answer them. Like, I stay up late at night on Facebook. My wife will tell you, she— we argue about that a lot. I spend way too much time on social media responding to people. I want to be—

CRAIG

Accessible.

Cowboy Jack

Accessible. And that's like a cool thing about— like, I can't tell you how many birthday shoutouts we do. Like, that's my favorite part of the thing because like I can actually make a kid happy with something I say. That's awesome.

CRAIG

Yeah, why wouldn't you do that? Yeah, it takes 3 seconds.

Cowboy Jack

I mean, the hardest part is making sure I got a shirt clean in the vest. That's it, you know.

KEVIN

That's good.

CRAIG

Well, so, uh, yeah, which by the way, if Wrangler is listening, we need to, we need to hook this, this dude up.

Cowboy Jack

Guys, everything I wear is Wrangler. I mean, the vest isn't though. They don't make a vest. Yeah, but the shirt, the jeans, we gotta, we gotta hook them up.

KEVIN

There's absolutely no reason you shouldn't get paid by Wrangler at least.

Cowboy Jack

Come on, Wrangler.

KEVIN

Sponsor at least at like some free clothes.

CRAIG

Is there a brand of boots you're wearing every time?

Cowboy Jack

I'm wearing Ariat boots.

KEVIN

Oh, good for you.

Cowboy Jack

You know, because the Ariat brand I find are the most comfortable for your feet, especially when you're doing an action-style show.

CRAIG

Preach.

Cowboy Jack

And they're breathable.

KEVIN

Yes.

Cowboy Jack

With this unbelievable mesh on the side. So I always support Ariat.

KEVIN

Wink.

CRAIG

I'm wearing a pair right now, if I don't mind saying so.

KEVIN

all of the pairs that I wear are Ariat. I've got—

CRAIG

are they over?

KEVIN

I've got, like, 3 other pair that are Justin's, and I don't wear them because they're not comfortable.

CRAIG

Well, let me say this. My wife, like, did not grow up country.

KEVIN

Oh, no.

CRAIG

Right? She has— she has evolved over the years, the 16 years that we have been happily married. And she is an Ariat junkie.

KEVIN

Oh, yeah.

CRAIG

Like, she— she'll come in every once in a while, and she's like, I found another pair online.

KEVIN

I'm thinking that might wind up— now that we have some land, I'm thinking that my wife is gonna wind up with some too, and I'm loving it.

CRAIG

She's like, they don't even fit the kids, but they will eventually. I'm gonna go ahead and get them.

Cowboy Jack

They're just so comfortable. Yeah, man.

KEVIN

Well, did you— are you, are you aware of, of the— who developed Ariat?

Cowboy Jack

No, I'm not.

KEVIN

It was, it was something. Are you?

CRAIG

No, I'm not. No, I don't know the story.

KEVIN

So, uh, it was, it was a female lady that she, uh, worked for Reebok, but she rode horses. And she was like, they're, you know, it's so frustrating because—

CRAIG

That makes a lot of sense.

KEVIN

Yeah, she was like, every, you know, I just hated getting, you know, coming home and having to put on my boots after wearing Reeboks, you know, every day. They were so comfortable. And then, you know, I get on my horse and it's just, these are horrible. And so she developed Ariat to be a boot that you could run in. Like, that's, that's really kind of how that came about.

CRAIG

Let me say this as a horse person.

KEVIN

Uh-huh.

CRAIG

All the other boots suck. Yeah, I mean, I'm not, I'm not like being like hyperbolic. I mean, like, at all. Like, no other boot makes a good riding heel, and horse people out there know exactly what I'm— and yes, I know that there are like custom boot makers out there that do that, but like, as far as like commercial boot makers, everyone else sucks. Like, no one makes a good riding heel anymore, and they're all like— and everything else is like in the dressing on the side that you're supposed to tuck your pants into, and I hate those. Yeah, like, there's no point to that to me whatsoever. I'm not looking to like wear a show boot.

KEVIN

Who cares about the neck?

CRAIG

I need to stay in the saddle unless it breathes, right?

KEVIN

Yeah, unless it breathes. Wink.

Cowboy Jack

I have my boots tucked in right now.

KEVIN

Yeah, I can see.

Cowboy Jack

It's for the show.

KEVIN

It's for the show.

Cowboy Jack

It's part of the costume.

CRAIG

If that's your thing, man, like, but like Like, if that's the only point of the boot, yeah, like, I'm out.

Cowboy Jack

It's not, it's not my everyday thing. It's when I'm Cowboy Jack, you know. Sometimes I'll forget, like, I will— we'll be driving somewhere, like, we, we've filmed a lot, like, in College Station, and I'll go ahead and tuck my boots in before we leave the house, and we stop to get gas or, you know, a drink or something, and, uh, I'll get out not remembering that my boots are tucked in. Then I'll have these guys out in, you know, like, Caldwell, Texas, like, looking at me like Boy, I'm like, dude, I don't— I'm making a kids show, okay? Don't judge, right?

KEVIN

I'm trying to be funny. Is it working?

Cowboy Jack

Look, I'm not trying to look extra country. I know this isn't country. It's for the kids.

KEVIN

He's going, hey, you got pearl snaps on too.

CRAIG

Yeah, that would be an interesting show. Yeah, Cowboy Jack gets in a scrap and—

Cowboy Jack

yeah, I'll let you in on a little secret. Cowboy Jack's not the best fighter. Victory fall hard, you know.

KEVIN

Oh man. Well, I, I would say though, if you're looking for a pair of boots, don't even try anything else. Right, right.

CRAIG

So there are, there are— I mean, like, people will go to Justin's, Twisted X. I mean, like, there's other brands out there. Yeah, like, whatever fits your foot. But like, man, like, if you're riding, I, I can't I mean, and then for like comfort, I'm the same way.

KEVIN

Yeah, I mean, I wear my boots a lot when— if I'm not wearing shorts, a lot of times I'm wearing boots, and it's because my Ariats are so comfortable.

Cowboy Jack

Yeah, I know. Yeah.

KEVIN

They just are, for sure.

CRAIG

So we kind of went off the rails a little bit.

Cowboy Jack

So Reebok, that's really cool.

KEVIN

Exactly.

Cowboy Jack

I like this.

CRAIG

We need to get this lady's name. I want to talk to her.

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

You're gonna set that up?

KEVIN

I'm gonna look up her name right now.

CRAIG

You're gonna look up her name. Okay.

KEVIN

Yeah.

Cowboy Jack

Ask another question. Ask it.

CRAIG

You brought it up.

KEVIN

Well, that's all I got, though. I got nothing else.

CRAIG

All right. So what has been like— I know you just did a crazy episode with Life Flight, but what have been some of your favorite episodes this— and how many have you done so far?

Cowboy Jack

Oh, I mean, we try to stick to putting one out every single week. And we, we hit the year anniversary back in March. Um, I mean, of course we did miss a few weeks at Christmas and Thanksgiving.

CRAIG

You've got around 50 episodes out?

Cowboy Jack

I think we have about 60 now. Oh really?

CRAIG

Okay.

Cowboy Jack

Uh, my absolute favorites would be obviously The Dentist. Uh, we shot one with ESD 11. If you don't know who that is, that's Emergency Services District. It's the, uh, the ambulances and the paramedics for Harris County District 11.

CRAIG

Okay, so one of the EMTs that you visited that day actually sent me a message today. It was like, hey, you're having him on the show? He was at our station.

Cowboy Jack

Which one was it? Was it—

CRAIG

Her name's Anna.

Cowboy Jack

Oh yeah, yeah, I saw that. I saw that. So that was— that, I mean, that episode was unreal because like I said, that was cool because we're teaching kids, you know, they see ambulances a lot, right? And they never get a chance to take a close look at them unless they go to like a Touch-a-Truck. But if your kids are like my kids, you wait in line forever to touch a truck to go inside there, and then the second it's their turn, they lock up.

KEVIN

Yep.

Cowboy Jack

And won't go inside. So we take a look at all the, you know, the tools and equipment they have inside the ambulance. And then, but, but we also meet the paramedics and talk about what they do every day so that if a kid does have to encounter paramedics, and, you know, God forbid, but a lot of kids will, and, uh, so that it— they can focus on what hurts on them, not the scary things going around them because it's actually not scary.

KEVIN

Right.

Cowboy Jack

So that was a really cool one. That was, that was an impactful episode, and its, its views are reflective of that. Um, we actually, like, I try to do everything in Texas, but we went to, uh, Florida to, uh, the Destin area, Miramar Beach.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

Okay.

Cowboy Jack

As a family. And, uh, we recorded a sandcastle lesson with Sandcastle Rockstars over there.

CRAIG

Oh, that's cool.

Cowboy Jack

And that was the first one that my son was in, and he was like 3 at the time, and he just killed it, man. He was on fire, and I love it. That episode just hit a million views today.

CRAIG

Oh my gosh.

Cowboy Jack

That one was a lot of fun.

KEVIN

And Destin's pretty.

Cowboy Jack

Yeah, man. Look, don't get me wrong, nowhere better in the world than Texas.

CRAIG

Sure.

Cowboy Jack

But if you want to go play in the sand, uh-huh, it's hard to beat. Yeah.

KEVIN

Oh yeah, that, that kind of Okaloosa Island, Destin area is some of the best beaches in the world.

Cowboy Jack

Oh man, they're amazing.

KEVIN

Unreal.

CRAIG

Yeah, so I grew up around Cocoa Beach, which is on the Atlantic side.

Cowboy Jack

Okay.

CRAIG

And so when we, we moved to Texas, I think I was like 12 or 13 or something, and we were going to a church and the youth group was like, hey, we're gonna go to the beach this weekend. And I was like, yes, thank you, finally. So they took us down to Galveston and I was like, this is horrible.

Cowboy Jack

Yeah, why are we playing in the mud?

CRAIG

This is not a beach, right? This is a sad brown water.

Cowboy Jack

Yeah.

CRAIG

And like, I get it, like Galveston's nice, don't get me wrong. Like, I, I've come to appreciate it. Yeah, I don't want to dog on Galveston, but like coming from where I was at to this, everyone was like all hyped up to go to the beach.

Cowboy Jack

And really, I mean, it's just different because I mean the sand is different over there. And also the, you know, the way the Mississippi flows into the Gulf around New Orleans and the currents literally just bring it right to us.

KEVIN

I mean, it's like the armpit of the ocean.

Cowboy Jack

But the water— I'm not saying the water's dirty, it's just muddy.

KEVIN

It is what it is. I mean, it's, it's just the way the currents work and the way it kind of wraps around that Texas-Mexico border area. Yeah, it just does what it does. Yeah.

CRAIG

So, so are you, are you a master sandcastle builder now?

Cowboy Jack

I am. I'm certified in 7 states now. No, we— well, we had a great time with it.

CRAIG

How big of—

Cowboy Jack

We didn't go crazy with it. We kept it basic so that kids could try to recreate it.

CRAIG

Okay.

Cowboy Jack

Uh, when they go down there, and it was cool because we had a lot of folks, you know, try to recreate what we did. We made some towers and stairs and stuff.

CRAIG

Okay.

Cowboy Jack

It was fun. I'm trying to think of, you know, some of our other favorites.

CRAIG

Did you say you went to the aquarium place over on Beltway 8?

Cowboy Jack

Interactive— Houston Interactive Aquarium. Yeah.

CRAIG

Did you guys do an episode there?

Cowboy Jack

Yeah, we did. That one was ridiculously cool. Yeah, the views aren't as good. I think it's a function of I love making animal episodes, like I love animals. They're fun to film with. Like, I had a lemur sitting on my cowboy hat on that one. It was unreal.

CRAIG

Dude, the lemur experience there is crazy.

Cowboy Jack

Yeah. Like, I can't believe that you can just go in there with some lemurs.

CRAIG

Like, sit down and hang out with them.

Cowboy Jack

And they were cool. Like, I was petting one like a cat while one was climbing on my head. Like, it was, it was one of the coolest. Like—

KEVIN

But 2 fingers.

Cowboy Jack

Yeah, yeah, exactly. That is exactly right. You've been there. Yes.

CRAIG

Um, and did you finally go, Kev?

KEVIN

No, I didn't go. I just saw pictures.

CRAIG

You saw— okay, you saw our stuff. But I see—

KEVIN

I was sitting there going, why is Craig's wife being so weird with the 2-finger thing?

Cowboy Jack

Yeah, that's a thing.

KEVIN

It's weird, but it is.

Cowboy Jack

Apparently if you go full pet on them, it's, it's too much stimulus.

CRAIG

It's like aggressive.

Cowboy Jack

And they, uh, they can bite. They have teeth, you know.

KEVIN

Um, well, yeah, those ones—

Cowboy Jack

I mean, those ones are well handled, you know, they're well taken care of, well handled. So, um, but that, that episode was ridiculous. But like, I love making animal episodes, but our animal episodes don't do as well.

CRAIG

That's weird.

Cowboy Jack

And I think it's just because there's so much animal content out there for kids, probably, that, you know, they can— they'd rather see us, you know, uh, jump in a helicopter or something like that.

CRAIG

Sure.

KEVIN

So that brings me, I guess, to my next question is, where do you come up with your content ideas?

Cowboy Jack

We, we literally— I mean, a lot of it comes from our fan base now that we're, you know, we're growing and everything. Um, like, we just filmed one, um, with Memorial Hermann Life Flight.

KEVIN

Nice.

Cowboy Jack

That was actually a fan's kiddos were watching the show. I mean, he's— so the flight nurse that we filmed with, his children watch the show.

KEVIN

Oh.

Cowboy Jack

And his wife had messaged me real early on and said, hey, my husband is a flight nurse for Memorial Hermann Life Flight, and that'd be awesome if you did an episode with her. And we were like, yeah, that would be awesome, let's do it. And we just got busy and forgot about it. And I think they tried a few people there and it didn't go anywhere. Well, I actually ran out. I didn't know I ran into her, but I ran into somebody at the Montgomery County Fair that stopped me and was like, hey, you're Cowboy Jack. And I wasn't in costume, so I was like, this is the coolest thing ever. But she was like, my

Cowboy Jack

husband's a flight nurse and I want to get you out there. And she made it happen.

KEVIN

That's awesome.

Cowboy Jack

So we get ideas from our fan base. We get a lot of ideas from my son. Yeah. You know what he's into. He likes, you know, right now he likes really fast cars. So I'm trying to think of some fast cars. We got close some fast cars recently. But, um, it's just, it's stuff that I know my kid and his friends will be interested in. And of course, like, we get a ton of people— like, we're at that point now where people reach out to us and say, hey, we have this, would you want to come film?

CRAIG

Yeah.

Cowboy Jack

And most of the time it's really cool stuff. We've had some, some strange ones come, like, you know, hey, do you want to come film our tattoo shop? Ah, not that I'm— I'm not against a tattoo shop, but I just— it's not good content for kids, right?

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

Um, there's not just a ton of kids lining up in tattoo shop.

CRAIG

In 12 years you can get one of these.

Cowboy Jack

But like we did, like we did, but I, I had a piercing place reach out to me and I thought, you know, we might want to revisit that because that's something that, you know, every little girl wants her ears pierced and it's a scary experience. Maybe we could help them with that. That's— I forgot about that. Thanks for making me think of that.

CRAIG

Would you get your ears pierced for the show?

Cowboy Jack

No, I would not.

CRAIG

Okay.

Cowboy Jack

Um, I would watch somebody do it. I don't have anything against having ears pierced. I just— not my thing.

KEVIN

Let's talk about your piercing for just a moment. So my daughter has her ears pierced.

Cowboy Jack

How old is she?

KEVIN

She is 9, but she got them pierced when she was 5 or 6.

Cowboy Jack

Okay.

KEVIN

Um, she went, did the whole experience at the little girl boutique place.

CRAIG

And you didn't do it yourself?

KEVIN

No. Um, but interestingly enough, so she's also into American Girl dolls, right? Okay, so Which one? Oh, she's got one or two of them.

Cowboy Jack

I don't know.

CRAIG

Okay.

KEVIN

She's got Blair, I know. And, you know, she, she wants the new one. The new one's actually kind of cool. Um, she's got like a ski outfit.

CRAIG

Um, anyway, so the new gal has a ski outfit.

KEVIN

Yes.

CRAIG

Okay. So anyway, make sure I'm tracking right.

KEVIN

Doesn't really matter. We went to the American Girl doll store in Houston recently just because she wanted to.

CRAIG

That's a thing.

KEVIN

Oh my goodness, it's a thing.

CRAIG

Um, they have like a whole store, dude.

Cowboy Jack

Yes, I think they just put one in The Woodlands actually too.

KEVIN

Did they really? Did they really?

Cowboy Jack

I think so.

KEVIN

Well, that's good information. But, um, we went to the one—

CRAIG

I just drove way too far.

KEVIN

Yeah, exactly. We went— when we were in New York, we went to the one there and it's like 3 stories. It's unbelievably huge and massive and they've got all these things. Anyway, one of the things you can do at these American Girl doll stores is you can get your doll's hair done. Like, you can— okay, they'll do different, different styles. And, you know, you can actually— some places you can get your hair done like your girl, all those sorts of things. Well, one of the things they can also do is pierce the American Girl doll's ears, and they can pierce your ears there as well.

CRAIG

That's cool.

KEVIN

And I'm sitting here going It is a whole— like, now the American Girl dolls actually have like dolls that are, that are little bitty because your American Girl doll is basically like you, and you're carrying around your American Girl doll, so she has to carry around her American Girl doll as well. It's like this whole— it's a, it's a whole big massive huge thing. It's honestly— here's the thing, I kind of love it. I'm not gonna lie.

CRAIG

I got—

KEVIN

it's pretty awesome.

CRAIG

The first thought that came to my head is this is extremely misleading.

KEVIN

Why is that?

CRAIG

Because I would imagine any little girl that goes in there and the lady who's piercing the ears goes, well, who wants to go first? She's gonna go, well, let the dog go first. Well, that didn't seem to hurt.

Cowboy Jack

Exactly.

KEVIN

She didn't scream at all.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

She really took that like a champ.

CRAIG

And then she goes in, she's like, Holy!

KEVIN

It's just, it's one of those. It's, it's a, it's kind of a deal.

CRAIG

And then it becomes a really big problem because now she doesn't trust the doll.

Cowboy Jack

Oh yeah, doll resentment. I think that's a real thing, right?

KEVIN

It is now.

Cowboy Jack

You know, my main takeaway from this is that I have so much to learn. I'm new to the girl world.

KEVIN

Yeah, I was gonna say, you, I was just about to ask. So you've got, you've got your son, uh, and, and he likes a bunch of things, obviously, right? Because he's Active Boy. We have Active Boys as well. Yes. And, um, and you have Active Girl too. Yes. I don't have Active Girl, but I do have a girl. Um, but I'm kind of curious, like, the girl content, is that, is that something that you feel like you've done well with, or is it something that you feel like you need to do better about? I'm just kind of curious.

Cowboy Jack

No, I mean, I don't know. So, like, you know, everything that we've done is kind of, you know, I think it would interest Both boys and girls.

KEVIN

Yeah, sure.

Cowboy Jack

And that's the way I try to keep it is that it's relevant to, you know, both boys and girls. But like me as a parent, I am brand new to the girl world. I have a 1.5-year-old daughter and I'm, thank you. I'm one of 4 sons. So my girl experience is nothing.

KEVIN

Yeah. Oh, just wait.

Cowboy Jack

Yeah.

KEVIN

I mean, it's like the most awesome thing right now. Like girls are awesome.

Cowboy Jack

My big stress that my wife has been talking about recently is like, we need to buy more rompers for And rompers for me as a dad are home run because I don't have to worry if the pants and the shorts or the shirt match.

CRAIG

Yes.

KEVIN

That's right.

Cowboy Jack

It's a full outfit. I, I said, let's go online. Let's see if we can find her some rompers.

KEVIN

That's right.

CRAIG

I like this.

Cowboy Jack

It's amazing.

KEVIN

Yeah.

Cowboy Jack

Love you, babe. Love you, babe.

CRAIG

No, the, the rompers are great because if you end up with a little girl like mine, you're lucky if she's wearing anything at all.

Cowboy Jack

Nice.

KEVIN

Well, because you can put it on. But it might come off very quickly.

CRAIG

It might come off.

KEVIN

Yeah, exactly.

CRAIG

But like, you're not— like, when it does come off, you're like, they're not going, where's the pants? Where's the shirt?

KEVIN

Where's— that's right.

CRAIG

It's one thing.

KEVIN

One thing. I mean, but of course you then you got to find the diaper too.

CRAIG

You're like, uh-oh, things are about to happen.

Cowboy Jack

This could go real bad. This could be real bad.

KEVIN

Oh man. Well, so let's see, we've talked about how you got things started, favorite episodes. What else? Like, what?

CRAIG

No, no, I want to go back to the— like, did you get to actually ride in the helicopter?

Cowboy Jack

No, we didn't. There was like— so I didn't know this, but the helipad in the Texas Medical Center at Memorial Hermann is one of the— I mean, it's a level 1 trauma center, right? It's actually the busiest civilian helipad in the world.

CRAIG

Oh my gosh.

Cowboy Jack

Yeah, so like every couple minutes we were hearing a horn. We had to, you know, move out of the way because there's something coming in.

CRAIG

Slow down, Houston.

Cowboy Jack

It was, it was really— but what they do is amazing. I mean, and it's not just like, you know, horrible accident, guy coming in, horrible, you know, gunshot wound coming in. It's not all that too, right? They do a lot of stuff like they, they move blood very quickly when it's necessary.

CRAIG

Oh, and organs.

Cowboy Jack

And organs. I mean, we didn't talk about organs, but I think they do that. I mean, just And like, if they have critical transport, like if somebody needs to go from Hospital X to Hospital Y that's in a critical state, you know, you don't want them to get stuck in traffic for a while. So for sure. And they, I mean, they have to move specialty equipment around from hospital to hospital and helicopter's the easiest way.

KEVIN

That's one of the things that I, I think is, is kind of interesting about our, like Craig and I do this podcast, right? And we talk to contractors. I promise you, I am so much smarter than I used to be. I'm talking to all these people that are really, really smart in their field. Oh yeah, I'm sure you're finding a lot of that to be true as well.

Cowboy Jack

So like my big aha moment that I had from making the show, and y'all, everybody I asked this already knows, so maybe I was just living in la-la land. I had no idea that fire trucks hold water in them.

CRAIG

Oh, okay. Like they actually had like a tank in them?

Cowboy Jack

You both knew that, didn't you?

KEVIN

Well, not all of them do. I don't think all of them hold water.

Cowboy Jack

No, not, not all of them, but the majority. So it's like a swimming pool on wheels.

KEVIN

Yeah.

Cowboy Jack

I had no idea that. So like, for me, like, all this stuff we're doing is legitimately fun. Like, yeah, at 37, I've found a cool way to express my natural curiosity and goofiness, you know.

KEVIN

Well, so if you really want to explore it and like, like own a piece of it, There's a fire truck for sale just down the road here. I'm not kidding. Have you ever seen a fire truck for sale?

Cowboy Jack

I didn't know this was a plug for your fire truck.

KEVIN

Your Craigslist, Kevin.

Cowboy Jack

I was about to say, and I've seen it and it's fantastic. Boy, if you want to talk about beautiful red paint, I'll tell you what.

KEVIN

Have you seen it? No, no. If you're, if you're heading into Montgomery on 105, just passes the subdivision that we just Moved out of. Okay. On the left, there's like this little there's this little place that has random things. They got boats and ATVs, and they get some cars every once in a while.

CRAIG

Oh, is it the place on the left?

KEVIN

Yes, right there on the left. I know what you're talking about.

CRAIG

They have all kinds of weird stuff in there.

KEVIN

They do. And there is a fire truck right there. And I'm sitting here going, anybody can own a fire truck? Like, how cool is that? I mean, like, can that help with your insurance? Can you be like, look?

Cowboy Jack

If there's a fire station, we're carrying water.

KEVIN

The fire station is in my look yard.

CRAIG

You're triggering me, man, because you know that we had that bad fire here a few years back. Yeah. That was not caused by me.

KEVIN

No, but but hey, but but look, I feel some resist some.

Cowboy Jack

The air just changed in here. It's kind of weird.

KEVIN

Got hotter, really.

Cowboy Jack

Yeah, it did.

KEVIN

Weirdly hotter. Like a fire.

CRAIG

Ironically hotter. I was I was getting I was getting the hands in the air.

Cowboy Jack

I I I I.

KEVIN

I don't know.

Cowboy Jack

I don't know.

CRAIG

Well, explain it to the 50 firemen on the, on the property right now.

KEVIN

But here's the deal.

CRAIG

Uh-huh.

KEVIN

You can now own a problem solver. Yeah.

CRAIG

So I actually watched a show recently where a guy bought an old fire truck and then he had it restored. And I saw the price tag on getting it restored. Oh, I'm out.

KEVIN

I can't imagine.

CRAIG

I'm out.

KEVIN

This one actually looks like it's in really good shape.

CRAIG

I think he paid like $30,000 just for the fire truck and then it cost him like another $27,000 just to like restore it to like working order. Those things are expensive. See, the thing is, there's so many like moving parts and like, like the water tank, like you got to have a pump and you got to have like a lot of, a lot of pumps, a lot of gauges, a lot of devices and instruments.

Cowboy Jack

Yeah.

CRAIG

And then, and then realize how like complicated like that system is in order to like put out fires.

Cowboy Jack

And then you have this fully restored fire truck that you've spent all this money on.

KEVIN

What are you gonna do with it?

CRAIG

What do you—

KEVIN

well, see, that's the thing is like, and I'm like, I need one fire.

Cowboy Jack

I'm like, why? Somebody come on.

KEVIN

They have Uh, fire— someone decided to get rid of this fire truck, which means it's probably not working well.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

Or something. I don't know.

CRAIG

Actually, let me back up here because this is, this is actually valuable information for homeowners that now that I'm—

KEVIN

Let us be the judge of that.

CRAIG

Getting over the PTSD of my fire at the property. So we ended up with fire trucks in the pasture, pumping water out of the trucks, putting the fire out. And so when I— and I'd gotten a phone call like, hey, there's a fire on your property. And I was like, oh my gosh, my house is gone. Like, yeah, I rushed home and all— it's just, it's brush fire, brush fire in the pasture. None of the buildings were affected. I, I think the back side of the pool house got a little bit of charring on it, but it's no big deal. So like, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm on the four-wheeler, I'm rolling around going like, hey, what's going on? Can I help? What do you need?

CRAIG

Like, I'm the property owner. like, help.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

And I'm like, hey guys, there's, there's a fire hydrant right there at the front of the property. I mean, like, could— why aren't you using that? And they're like, oh, we tried to, it doesn't have enough water pressure.

KEVIN

What?

CRAIG

Yeah. And like, they installed that fire hydrant right after we bought this property. So it was like around 7 years ago.

KEVIN

I mean, aren't those things like supposed to be tested and monitored and all of that?

CRAIG

Yes, and like we actually got a reduction in like our homeowner's insurance because we had a fire hydrant out front. That's what I'm talking about. And so I was, I was really mad. Yeah, I was like, okay, so, so this thing does nothing, right? It's literally like lawn ornament that provides me with no protection. Um, just a big giant metal thing in my yard.

Cowboy Jack

Thanks.

KEVIN

So how do you find out if your fire hydrant is worth anything?

CRAIG

You get a fire.

KEVIN

Well, that's not a good way.

CRAIG

No.

KEVIN

I, I would, I would prefer another option. What's option B, Craig?

CRAIG

I don't know.

Cowboy Jack

I mean, I, I, I've opened one up before. I don't recommend it. No.

CRAIG

Well, they said like, they were like, water came out of it, but like, you know, it just wasn't enough pressure to get anything.

Cowboy Jack

And I would think they could connect that to the truck though and then use the booster pumps on the truck. I mean, I'm not a fireman. I don't know. I'm a cowboy who's been with a fireman who knows all these things. Yeah.

KEVIN

Interesting. So anyway, ask my brother-in-law who is a fireman. I will ask him why or how do you know?

CRAIG

How do you know?

KEVIN

Like, why? Or anyway, there's lots of questions.

CRAIG

I mean, like, if you had one in your front yard, I think you would have the expectation, like, if there was a fire, I could potentially expect for water to come out of that thing.

Cowboy Jack

Sure. That would be rational.

CRAIG

To help put out the fire quickly.

KEVIN

Right.

Cowboy Jack

There has to be some sort of, you know, the firemen, right? I'm sure you can ask them for an inspection of some kind or something. There has to be.

CRAIG

Or like maybe like put a flag on it.

KEVIN

A flag?

CRAIG

Falsy hydrant.

KEVIN

This is a red flag fire hydrant. This is an orange flag fire hydrant. So they all mean something different.

CRAIG

But also, if you didn't know, I mean, like you, you can petition your homeowner's insurance to get a reduction in your rate if you have a fire hydrant. Yeah, like within so many feet of your house, right? So it's, you know—

KEVIN

Well, I mean, that's one of the things that whenever— that's one of the reasons beyond a lot of things that your insurance needs to know how close the closest fire station is for that very reason. So yeah, it just is the way it is. So anyway, now I will ask my question. Is there anything we haven't talked about that you're like, man, we should really talk about that?

Cowboy Jack

Um, Yeah, put me on the spot.

KEVIN

I know, just wait.

Cowboy Jack

I don't know.

CRAIG

I mean, there's more coming.

KEVIN

There's more.

Cowboy Jack

I don't know. I'm gonna need y'all to ask me questions. I don't— I can't think of anything that we haven't covered. I mean, we've covered a lot of things. You know, the one thing that I try to encourage— I mean, just you guys try to encourage too, I'm sure— is, you know, whenever you're watching content that you enjoy, whether it be on YouTube or a podcast, anything, hit that subscribe button because that, that really does help.

CRAIG

Yeah. Um, it doesn't cost you anything either.

Cowboy Jack

Yeah. I mean, like, you know, so, so Cowboy Jack doesn't make money off of the show, but the more people look at that when I'm, when, like, when I'm trying to film somewhere, they say, okay, well, what's his stats?

KEVIN

Right.

Cowboy Jack

And they look at my subscriber count, they look at, you know, and I have to tell them, hey, here's my views, here's my watch hours. And that'll blow them away. But my subscriber count isn't representative of what we do because it's content for kids. I think we already talked about that, right? But, um, you know, any kind of content that you're enjoying and, and, you know, patronizing and watching and, and liking it, make sure to hit that subscribe button because it helps creators in such a crazy way.

KEVIN

Yeah, I mean, because if you want that content to continue— yeah, I mean, you know, Craig and I, we've talked about this this earlier. We don't, we don't make as much off this show nearly as we—

CRAIG

as people think that we do.

KEVIN

Yeah. That's a good way to put that. We really do it because we like to.

Cowboy Jack

Yeah.

KEVIN

And a lot of people— and, you know, literally, we've been out here almost 200 episodes because we want to do this. And a lot of content creators do that, but there comes a point for a lot of them at which you have to weigh the cost. And, and both the dollar cost, but also the time and the commitment and the All of the things, right? So if you want that content to continue, you really do need to support them. And one of the best ways you can support them is just show other people that you're willing to support them, which would allow them to want to sponsor it. There's lots of different ways, but you just clicking the subscribe button makes a

KEVIN

huge difference.

Cowboy Jack

Yeah. And I mean, there's no— you can't put a value on word of mouth. So like, if you really enjoy something, or your kids really enjoy something, or even, you know, your mom enjoys something, it's a gardening show. Talk about it. Talk about, you know, sure, this is— I mean, we're in the world of, you know, we're all 3 guys that enjoy creating content.

CRAIG

Yeah.

Cowboy Jack

And we're putting our heart and soul into it. I mean, I see all your equipment here makes my equipment look like Mickey Mouse. I mean, I envy you that you sit still and have a microphone right here that sounds great, but like, I fight audio on the daily, right? And, uh, but like, we put our hearts and heart and souls into this, and so at some point, you know, you do expect like you do work, you, you know, reap some benefit from it. That's, that's the hard part for us. But like, you know, when people ask me, well, if you're not getting paid, why do you keep going? Well, it's because we get those messages from moms and dads. And yeah, one—

KEVIN

okay, you could— I—

Cowboy Jack

you asked me if we could talk about something that we hadn't covered.

KEVIN

Sure.

Cowboy Jack

One thing that happened to us that I never expected in a million years, and I have no background in whatsoever, is our content is really useful to these special needs and learning disability communities.

KEVIN

Interesting.

Cowboy Jack

Like, I don't have it. I don't have a child that's on the spectrum or, you know, any learning disabilities or anything like that. I mean, we of course are— yeah, but, um, you know, since we started the show, just because— I mean, this is the voice that Cowboy Jack uses on the show.

KEVIN

Sure.

Cowboy Jack

Right? So it's, it's just my normal voice. And, you know, I try to be energetic sometimes, but I'm a pretty slow-moving fella. I don't move around too quick. And so what we've found is like, you know, the, the spectrum community, the, the communities of parents and teachers and, and caregivers and all those that are, that are dealing with, uh, autism and kids on the spectrum, they find the show incredibly useful. Um, Team Awesomeness is an online academy that's about to— it's in the process of starting up. Uh, Lynn, the, uh, the director of that, and her son are starting this academy, this online learning academy for, uh, actually autistic adults and, and autistic kids too. But the focus is, is, you know, kids on the spectrum and, and adults on the spectrum. And they reached out and say, you know, can we

Cowboy Jack

use your content on it? You want to use my content? Like, yeah, that's awesome. That's what it's there for. It just— it's, it's— that's a huge— like, because I, you know, I've always had a big heart for that community. It's obviously, you know, raising kids is already hard enough.

KEVIN

Yeah.

Cowboy Jack

But you throw in, you know, some challenging situations into that, it gets even harder. And so the fact that our show can play a helpful role in that just blows me away.

CRAIG

Yeah.

Cowboy Jack

And like, we've had— oh man, I got— can I tell you something else too?

KEVIN

Sure, please.

Cowboy Jack

I got to talk— I got to brag about Cowboy Carter. Like, I don't know if y'all follow us enough to know what that is, but, um, so like when we first got started, I had these really sweet people up in Athens, Texas reach out and say like, oh my God, we— our grandson loves your content and, uh, he's having a birthday. Could you make him a birthday shout out? And so we did. His name was Carter. He's about, uh, my son's age, a year younger, I believe.

CRAIG

Yeah.

Cowboy Jack

And so, uh, we did that and we've stayed in touch with them just because they're ridiculously cool people. One side of the family, the grandparents, have a, uh, a place that, that's a bakery Okay. Sweet shop there outside of Athens. And then the other folks have this awesome piece of property. And I just, I like, I know this whole family. Like, I know the parents, the grandparents on both sides. Like, it's, they're cream of the earth type people. And, uh, we've stayed in touch and she reached out to me, the, uh, Gigi, uh, Shelley.

CRAIG

Hi.

Cowboy Jack

Um, she reached out to me back in like September, October timeframe and said, hey, Carter's not feeling too good. Could you make him a get well, uh, video? And so, of course, we did. And then right around Thanksgiving, she said, well, Carter's been diagnosed with diffused B-cell lymphoma. Oh, my goodness. So this little cowboy had cancer.

KEVIN

Wow.

Cowboy Jack

And we literally got to be there every— I mean, not physically be there. I mean, he was battling cancer during the time of the pandemic.

KEVIN

Wow.

Cowboy Jack

He really didn't get to see anybody, but sending him videos and stuff and getting to interact with him and we FaceTimed with him. I just got to talk to him. I think it's been about 2 weeks ago now. Shelly, uh, his Gigi FaceTimed me, and me and Cowboy Cade and my son FaceTimed with Cowboy Carter, and he's, he's cancer-free now.

CRAIG

So like, oh, praise God.

Cowboy Jack

To me, man, it's, it's— that was incredible. And like, we need to hurry up. Like, they've offered to let us come up and like film a fishing thing with him. And to me, like, that's gonna be so cool because this— like, we've made 2 fishing episodes. I never catch anything. Like, that's not the focus of it. That's not the point. Like, I know how to catch fish. You know, I don't like to brag, but at one time I did hold the state record. No big deal.

KEVIN

Okay, I think I held the state record too for the longest without fishing, but that's fine.

Cowboy Jack

I held a ridiculous state record.

KEVIN

They—

Cowboy Jack

when I was in college, they opened up catch and release records for the first time in the state, and I was the first person to submit a longnose gar. So by default, I had the record until somebody out— went out and caught a real fish. But, uh, Anyways, I'm so excited to go up and, and fish with him. Now we've kind of like— it's a little bit too hot outside, but we still need to do it. But, uh, man, those, those folks are just the cream of the earth, and we connect with those type of people. And that's why, like, you know, people, you know, are you gonna keep doing it? Well, yeah, I have

Cowboy Jack

to. Yeah, like, I'm—

KEVIN

it makes a difference.

Cowboy Jack

I feel like I'm— I mean, I, I'm making a difference, and I've connected with these kids, and I just like, you know, like somebody, uh, Elizabeth Harvey, one of my fans that lives in San Marcos, I talked to her a lot. She's really cool. She— forget where I'm going with this. Oh yeah, so I posted that we filmed with Life Flight and she commented. I remember her comment specifically because she was like, one day one of your fans is gonna grow up to save lives working on Life Flight. Oh yeah. And I was like, dude, that would be the coolest thing. And I don't know how I'd ever connect those dots, but I'm gonna pretend like it's gonna happen.

KEVIN

Well, there's eventually— there's gonna be some kid I mean, years down the road, who's gonna reach out to you and say, you know, because you did this, X, Y, and Z. Yeah, I'm, you know, I am who I am today because of that. I, I have no doubt that that's gonna happen.

Cowboy Jack

Yeah.

KEVIN

You know, and it could be years just because you, you're not that old in Cowboy Jack yet. I mean, it takes time for these kids to grow up.

Cowboy Jack

And see, you opened up a can of worms because you, you asked me if there's anything we, we didn't talk about, and I like worms. I went, I went, uh, I went for a minute, and now I've got all these things. But this, this came up recently in a conversation I was having with a future shoot. I won't tell you what it is because I have to keep a secret. But, um, we try to feature a lot of skilled trades on the show.

KEVIN

Okay.

Cowboy Jack

And that's, that's, you know, y'all talk a lot about skilled trades.

KEVIN

Yeah.

Cowboy Jack

I mean, all the contractors and all the work and specialty stuff that's, that's going on as a homeowner. Um, I like to talk about and showcase skilled trades because when you're growing up you know, you, you have exposure to like, you know, police, firemen, teachers, you know, what mom and dad do and stuff like that. But you don't get to see some of these other, um, you know, lines of work, right? And, and there's so much in the world that says everybody should go to college, and there's so many kids that, you know, that doesn't fit what they want to do.

CRAIG

Yeah, it doesn't fit their personality.

KEVIN

Sure.

Cowboy Jack

And truth be told, if this world doesn't spark some more interest in some skilled trades, uh, you know, we're all gonna have crumbling roofs and— And you are—

CRAIG

Blocked toilets.

KEVIN

You're pushing a button for Craig over here. It's a good button that needs to be pushed.

CRAIG

Absolutely.

KEVIN

But we agree. Yeah, very much so.

Cowboy Jack

I think there's a ton of people that agree. Yeah, like, it's just like, you know, kids always assume, okay, well, you graduate high school, you got to go to college. Well, that's— you can go out and be a pipeline welder and make, you know, Buku's of money. Crazy amounts of money.

KEVIN

And you got, you got people like my brother-in-law who's a firefighter right now. Uh, he made a 33 on his ACT when he was a sophomore in high school. Super smart dude. And went to, uh, went to college and, and was horrible at it because he didn't go to class.

Cowboy Jack

Yeah.

KEVIN

And he didn't go to class because he, he could read the book and go in and make 100 on the test. It was not challenging for him. It was not interesting to him. And he immediately went out and became an, uh, electrician. Did that for years, and now he's doing— he's a firefighter. He's one of the smartest people I know. It just— college isn't for everyone, and it shouldn't be billed for everyone, right?

Cowboy Jack

And I mean, it's not cheap. It costs a ton of money. Yeah. And so if you're not actually, like, driven— that's just like when, you know, there's a lot of people that, that, uh, push their kids into, like, uh, club sports and stuff.

CRAIG

Yeah.

Cowboy Jack

And I think that's great. I mean, you know, do, do whatever is right for your family. But, like, for me, if my son doesn't show an incredible God-given talent that he truly enjoys doing, like, if the joy's not behind it, I'm not gonna push him to play club baseball because then he'll end up resenting it.

CRAIG

Yeah.

Cowboy Jack

If he's naturally good at it, that's one thing. Let's do the club baseball. Let's do all that, those things. But I don't know why I'm talking about that.

CRAIG

No, I think that's actually— I mean, I'll tell you, I was actually having that conversation with somebody the other day. Because like we've never pushed our kids into sports.

Cowboy Jack

Yeah.

CRAIG

And like, I played a ton of sports when I was a kid. I played them all the way up through high school. You know, probably could have played some smaller colleges. It wasn't that great, but did a lot of work in that area. And like, I— my wife and I are just kind of like, if they're interested in it, like, we'll let them pursue it.

Cowboy Jack

Yeah.

CRAIG

But other than that, like, I'm not like, why take away from my family time? Like, where I'm spending my entire Saturday, probably most of my Sunday, a lot of weeknights, like, where we're just not having dinner together.

Cowboy Jack

Yeah.

KEVIN

You know?

Cowboy Jack

Well, that's— I mean, like, we've got some friends, Summer and Dore, that, that have a son, Sebastian, and he is an incredible ballplayer, and he gets genuine joy. Like, you can see it on his face. I have no doubt that that kid lives and dies for, for baseball.

KEVIN

Yeah.

Cowboy Jack

And that's, and that's how they live.

KEVIN

That's great.

Cowboy Jack

They're taking them all over the place and, you know, batting practice at this time and hitting practice at this. I mean, Yeah. But that's what brings the kid joy, and he's truly natural at it. So why not?

KEVIN

Yeah.

Cowboy Jack

Do that.

CRAIG

Knock yourself out.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

Play as much baseball as you want.

Cowboy Jack

Yeah. But like, I went, I went to a small private school, and so I could go play any—

CRAIG

You got to do everything, right?

Cowboy Jack

Yeah. Like, it was, okay, it's basketball season, let me remember how I shoot a hoop, or let me, let me go play football. And we could do all that because it was such a small school, right? Um, but had I gone to like a public school, you know, I probably wouldn't have made a single team at all. You know, I played, I played football for forever because I was— I'm a, you know, I'm 6'1 and, you know, fairly big, big guy, but I never enjoyed the sport. Right.

CRAIG

Yeah.

Cowboy Jack

And then finally when I switched high schools my— before my junior year, and I had also, you know, hurt my neck pretty significantly, I was like, I'm done with football.

KEVIN

Yeah.

Cowboy Jack

You know who goes and sits in all the bleachers at the football games? The girls. So, um, I can go hang out with the girls. Everybody else is out there getting their heads knocked around.

KEVIN

That's good.

CRAIG

It's exactly the reason I took aerobic kickboxing in college.

Cowboy Jack

Yeah, that's a good one. Nice.

KEVIN

I was—

CRAIG

the ratio was like 1 to 50.

KEVIN

Uh-huh. And you were the one.

CRAIG

Those are good odds.

Cowboy Jack

How's your kicks?

CRAIG

They're not so great. But I can take— I can take somebody to dinner like nobody's business.

KEVIN

Yeah, he can take a kick. He knows how to take a kick. All right. Well, here's the thing. With all of our first-time guests, and I say that with sincerity because I expect this is probably gonna happen again sometime down the road. So with all of our first-time guests, we have to do something very, very special. It's the thing that everybody that listens to our podcast is most waiting for and looking forward to. Everybody still listening, they're waiting for this moment, right?

CRAIG

Absolutely.

KEVIN

And this is the Final Four.

CRAIG

The Final Four.

KEVIN

That's right. These are the final 4 questions we ask each and every one of our guests.

Cowboy Jack

I'm so glad it's the Final Four.

CRAIG

Yes.

Cowboy Jack

No, I was worried that you were gonna like make me, I don't know, hold a live chicken or something. I didn't know where we were going with this.

KEVIN

Well, there's no chickens here. If we were at your mom's house, we could get some chickens. Yeah, we could get them. We just don't have them.

Cowboy Jack

I say do that for the next new guy.

KEVIN

Okay. Okay. Okay.

CRAIG

I don't know if we could have a chicken in the studio.

KEVIN

Here's— I don't know. There used to be chickens in the studio.

Cowboy Jack

That's true.

CRAIG

For those of you that don't know, the studio used to be a chicken coop.

KEVIN

There you go.

Cowboy Jack

Nice.

KEVIN

Exactly. We're speaking of, before we get to the Final Four real quick, my son wants chickens now. Nice. And our realtor, Brandy, who's awesome, She gave us a gift whenever we closed yesterday.

CRAIG

Right.

KEVIN

It is an egg gathering apron. This says Hackett's Fresh Farm Eggs.

CRAIG

That's awesome.

Cowboy Jack

You know, Cowboy Jack made an episode with Chicken Girl.

CRAIG

Oh, really?

Cowboy Jack

Yeah. Chicken Girl's an elementary teacher out of Dripping Springs, Texas. And she wrote this book called Chicken Girl, which is actually about her life.

KEVIN

Okay.

Cowboy Jack

And Every copy of her book, she donates some of the proceeds to Coops for Troops, which is a vet. It's an it's a nonprofit organization that that helps veterans, you know, set up their first chicken coops to where they're self-sufficient.

KEVIN

That's so really cool.

Cowboy Jack

Chicken Girl. Chicken Girl. The book is on Amazon. Check it out.

KEVIN

Okay. Yeah.

Cowboy Jack

We need Chicken Girl. Can we link that up in the show notes?

CRAIG

Yes. Okay.

KEVIN

Yeah. Absolutely. Mainly because I want to know what it is because I'm not kidding that like it. It's— it was her, her comment was, and now you have to get chickens so you can get the eggs.

CRAIG

That's right.

KEVIN

That you can put in the apron.

CRAIG

Did you, did you say her name?

Cowboy Jack

Yeah. Her name is Bonnie Trebet Rosario.

CRAIG

Okay. So if you search by that name and—

Cowboy Jack

If you search Chicken Girl, Chicken Girl on Amazon, Chicken Girl Bonnie Trebet Rosario, it'll pop up.

CRAIG

Okay. It does the, does the book sales actually go towards the nonprofit as well?

Cowboy Jack

Yes, it does.

CRAIG

Okay. Yeah.

KEVIN

Cool.

Cowboy Jack

Yeah. And you, I mean, or you can search YouTube for Cowboy Jack Chicken Girl.

KEVIN

There you go.

CRAIG

And you can— okay.

Cowboy Jack

We're gonna do that.

KEVIN

We're actually to do that at my house.

Cowboy Jack

But it was really cool because I'd never done a book reading episode before, and I'm not the best, uh, you know, read out loud person, right? I like to make up my own words, and it makes my wife furious with me. But, um, uh, Bonnie's with the Bush family. Is that nuclear?

KEVIN

What?

Cowboy Jack

Um, anyways, um, Bonnie sent me clips of that she made at her coop with her own chickens to incorporate into the, the reading that we made. So it came out really cool.

KEVIN

Nice. I can't wait.

Cowboy Jack

She's an awesome lady.

KEVIN

All right, well, here we go. First question, the final 4. What's the must-have tool you won't leave your house without?

Cowboy Jack

Must-have tool I won't leave home without.

CRAIG

Someone calls you, Cowboy Jack, we gotta, we gotta, we got a project. I won't tell you what it is. You're walking out the door, this is the tool you're taking with you.

Cowboy Jack

Pretty much always have my pocket knife.

CRAIG

Oh, what you sporting?

Cowboy Jack

Uh, just a regular old-timer. It's actually, it's actually in my truck right now, and I told you I didn't get to drive my truck here. I drove my wife's car. Cowboy Jack Mobile's in the shop.

KEVIN

I thought you said your name was John, not Craig, because that was yours.

CRAIG

That was my answer.

KEVIN

Yeah, it was an old-timer too, wasn't it?

Cowboy Jack

Uh, well, I don't know.

CRAIG

It's not an old-timer.

KEVIN

Hang on, it's a Buck knife.

CRAIG

I got it right here.

KEVIN

It's a Buck.

Cowboy Jack

Well, I have a fancy— yeah, just something like that. I mean, I have—

CRAIG

I can't read the name on it.

KEVIN

It's a Murray. A Murray?

Cowboy Jack

Yeah.

KEVIN

Are you sure?

CRAIG

I think that's what it says.

Cowboy Jack

I don't actually have like a favorite. I just have lots of them.

KEVIN

Can you read that?

Cowboy Jack

Various places.

CRAIG

You got— your eyes might be better than mine.

KEVIN

I doubt it. All right, let's see what we got here.

CRAIG

Cowboy Jack's a little bit younger than us. We might want to hand it to him.

KEVIN

This says Mac.

CRAIG

This is like a really bad telephone game. This is horrible.

KEVIN

You, you've had it in your pocket.

CRAIG

See if you can see it. I can't see it.

KEVIN

Yeah, he's— look at him.

CRAIG

It starts with an M on the last name.

KEVIN

It's Mac something.

Cowboy Jack

Mac—

KEVIN

I'm saying Henry. Mac Henry.

Cowboy Jack

I think it is a Mac Henry.

CRAIG

That sounds right.

Cowboy Jack

That's a, that's a classic Mac Henry right there. Mac Henry knife.

KEVIN

It says Mac Henry knife whenever I Google it.

CRAIG

That was the answer the first time we did The very first— was that the first episode we ever did?

KEVIN

It was.

Cowboy Jack

I can't remember.

KEVIN

You remember that? Yeah. Well, that was 190 episodes ago, so it's a long time.

CRAIG

All right.

KEVIN

Well, congratulations. You're a fourth of the way through. Okay. So here we go. Second question. You ready?

Cowboy Jack

Ready.

KEVIN

What's a job you walked away from? Now I'll qualify it and say it just this way. Uh, we were thinking about like maybe a job you were working on at your house, a project. you're working on at your house and it didn't work out well, so you had to call in a professional, something like that. However, a lot of people will go with a career because we, we're not changing the wording. What's a job you walked away from?

Cowboy Jack

I'll stick with your original, original thought because I have, uh, my wife will appreciate this. Um, every, you know, call it every 5 years or so, my, uh, we'll get the idea to paint, and I think I'm a great painter in my head. And I like to do it after work. So, you know, this— before our daughter was born, I had the bright idea, I'm gonna paint the whole interior of the house, you know, get it one color so we can do— start doing what we want to do with it.

CRAIG

Right.

Cowboy Jack

And, uh, man, I stayed up really late. I'm talking like 3, 4 in the morning painting, sneaking around, being quiet so my son doesn't wake up while I'm painting.

KEVIN

Nice.

Cowboy Jack

And I'd be so proud of it. I'd go to bed, my wife would wake up first thing in the morning and be like, that looks terrible. Um, so I called in a painter.

KEVIN

Oh, nice.

Cowboy Jack

And I will, I will never attempt to paint anything ever again.

KEVIN

Oh, that's sad. I will tell you, it's funny you say that because we, uh, the house that we just sold, um, the— when we were— we— it was kind of weird. It's the first time this had ever happened. When we closed on that house, um, it was us and the, the sellers in one room Doing it all at the same time. And the wife was sitting there making fun of her husband. She was like, I'm pretty— she's like, I'm pretty sure we painted every room in the house because he just likes to paint. He goes— he's like, hey, yeah.

CRAIG

He goes—

KEVIN

she goes, the problem is he sucks at it. He's really horrible.

Cowboy Jack

So I actually find it relaxing. I'm just terrible at it. And I'm, I'm finally at the point where I'll I'll admit I am the worst painter. I've got a great painter. I don't know why I didn't call him in the first place. He laughed at me when I did call him.

KEVIN

That's funny.

Cowboy Jack

He was just over the other day. We painted some more stuff.

CRAIG

All right, so I have a funny paint— painting story for you guys. All right, so I got a call one time from a customer, and it was, it was a wife, and she called me and she said, I need you to get over to my house right now. Uh, there are bugs all over the inside of my house. And I said, what's going on? She goes, I'm not home, my husband's there. He said that there are pink bugs crawling all over him.

KEVIN

Pink.

CRAIG

And she sees— and she goes, he says that they're everywhere in the house, and I don't— I'm freaking out, and I don't— and I'm out of town, and I don't want to come in home because he's saying that the inside of the house is completely infested with these bugs. He says they're everywhere, they're crawling all over him, they're all over the inside of the house. How soon can you get there? And I was like, I'm on my way. So I get out to the house And like, let me also back this up. She tells me, my husband's gone to the hospital because he's been bitten by all these bugs, and my neighbor's going to meet you to let you into the house. So like,

CRAIG

I'm all geared up, like I'm in my Ghostbusters gear at this point, right? Like, I'm like, I'm ready for battle. So I show up to the house and I meet the neighbor and I talk to the neighbor for a second. I, you know, I ask how everybody's doing. She's like, he seems to be fine. He's at the hospital. Cool, no problem. She goes, well, you can go in through the garage right there. I open the garage, and as soon as I open the door, I just get hit in the face with fumes.

KEVIN

Oof.

CRAIG

Paint fumes.

KEVIN

Ah.

CRAIG

Dude. And so like, I go inside, and like, I've got like a ventilator on and all this kind of stuff. And like, I see that he is like literally like passed out in the living room painting the entire inside of the house, and the house is just full of fumes. And I'm looking around and I'm like, there's not a single bug in this house.

KEVIN

No, he's high.

CRAIG

That dude's hallucinating.

KEVIN

Yeah. Oh no, he's totally high, man. Wow.

CRAIG

And so like, it was, it was just paint fumes is all it was. And so like, and so like, I had to—

KEVIN

And you had to charge him a service call.

CRAIG

There were other— I think, I think there were—

Cowboy Jack

I found a roach.

KEVIN

Well, you say that.

CRAIG

I'm gonna say this. I think there were other elements involved in the situation.

KEVIN

Sure.

CRAIG

That were mixed. There was a cocktail of things.

KEVIN

There was paint and—

CRAIG

That were affecting the mind that I discovered upon investigation.

KEVIN

Interesting.

CRAIG

So yeah, but yeah, paint fumes aren't good.

KEVIN

Were they of the fungus variety?

CRAIG

You know, that could have been there as well. There was— there were many, many things.

KEVIN

Interesting.

CRAIG

And so like, then I had to like call the wife and be like, I don't know how to explain this to you, but there's nothing wrong with the inside of your house.

KEVIN

Except the person inside your house.

CRAIG

The problem has left the building.

KEVIN

In handcuffs, oddly. Wow, so that's a good story. Thank you.

CRAIG

No names were used though.

KEVIN

No, none.

Cowboy Jack

That's a really good story.

CRAIG

So anyway, yeah, that's good.

KEVIN

All right, 3rd question.

CRAIG

But that didn't happen when you were painting though, right? That wasn't you? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Cowboy Jack

Well ventilated.

KEVIN

That's not the reason he was really bad at it.

Cowboy Jack

I may have had to drink a lot of beers after my wife pointed out how terrible my work was. It was a hard pill to swallow for about 30 minutes until I realized how terrible it really was.

KEVIN

what pill she was giving you. Anyway, all right, uh, next question. How do you wind down at the end of a long day?

Cowboy Jack

Oh, we don't.

CRAIG

It just rolls.

Cowboy Jack

No, I mean, that's— it's, you know, because I have like— I have the regular job, so, you know, I do my regular job, and then at the end of the day we get the kids to bed, and then we pick up and start doing Cowboy Jack.

KEVIN

Yeah.

Cowboy Jack

And so we, we end up with some pretty late nights, but When it's all said and done, I mean, we did get a new bed and there's nothing like putting your head down on the pillow.

CRAIG

Yes.

Cowboy Jack

That's something I had to learn to, like, as an adult, like, you have to intentionally go to sleep sometimes and just like telling yourself it's bedtime.

KEVIN

Yeah.

Cowboy Jack

Go to sleep. Yeah.

CRAIG

There's no one making you.

Cowboy Jack

Yeah. Because I used to have really bad insomnia. I'd stay up until 2, 3 in the morning all the time without purpose, just watching television.

KEVIN

Yeah.

Cowboy Jack

Now we don't even want— I, we haven't turned on the TV You know, in our room or even in the living room for us, probably in 6 months.

CRAIG

That's awesome.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

No, it's good.

Cowboy Jack

I mean, like, we're— Don't get me wrong, we're still staring at screens. It's computer screens and cell phones, but, uh, you're actually making something. Yeah, we're, we're, we're, uh, bringing value to somebody somewhere.

KEVIN

So, yeah.

Cowboy Jack

Cool.

KEVIN

All right, last question. What's one of the best pieces of wisdom or advice that you've ever received?

Cowboy Jack

Ooh, I really like— so this is weird, but this has always stuck with me. And I just posted the other day, like, give me random advice. And a lot of things came out, and there was so much cool advice that came out. But one thing, like, one of my favorite musicians, and this is silly, but take it, listen to it. it's real. Ray Wiley Hubbard, you know, Ray Wiley Hubbard, big, big Texas musician. He's about as cool as they come. If you've never heard Ray Wiley Hubbard, is, you know, he's got a real gravelly voice. He makes—

KEVIN

I wouldn't even call that dude—

Cowboy Jack

I wouldn't even call— he sings Up Against the Wall, Redneck Mother. That was like the song that everybody knows, but he's got really awesome songs. Like, he's got a very broad and expansive catalog of music that he's made over the years. But one of the things he says at the end of one of his songs is, keep your attitude higher than your expectation. I mean, keep your gratitude higher than your expectations, and you'll have really good days. And so I try to live by that. Just like, hey, just celebrate the wins and make sure that you're appreciative of what you have before you go judging what I don't have and stuff like So that's good. Keep your gratitude higher than your expectations.

KEVIN

Nice.

CRAIG

That's really good.

KEVIN

I hadn't heard that one before. I hadn't either.

Cowboy Jack

It's a really cool song.

CRAIG

Is that the name of the song?

Cowboy Jack

No, the song is actually kind of like a biography of his life. It's called Mother Blues. Okay. And it's about a nightclub that he kind of grew up cutting his teeth on guitar at when he was a young man.

KEVIN

Okay.

Cowboy Jack

And he met his wife, who was the door girl when she was only 16. Kind of wasn't a nice place, but it tells about how his son ended up with his guitar. And it's a really cool story song.

KEVIN

It's cool.

Cowboy Jack

But another awesome musician.

KEVIN

Yes.

Cowboy Jack

I don't know if y'all have heard it. We just got it recently. There's an Austin musician, a Texas country, Texas everything guy. His actual name is Kevin Russell, but his band is called Shiny Ribs. And he is an incredible musician, and he did me a huge favor by making us a Cowboy Jack theme song.

CRAIG

That's cool.

Cowboy Jack

It's so cool because me and my son like to jam his song in the truck. He's got this song, East Texas Rust, and it's just a great beat. You can't help but tap your foot to it. He's real eclectic. He does blues. He plays a lot of accordion, all kinds of stuff. He's just like the granddaddy of cool.

KEVIN

Well, and he's got like— I'm looking at him right now. He's got a very colorful wardrobe.

Cowboy Jack

Oh, yeah, man. No, he had the—

CRAIG

he—

Cowboy Jack

when he played on Austin City Limits, he wore the Firefly cloak is what he called it.

KEVIN

Oh, nice.

Cowboy Jack

It has a— what do you call it? Fiber optic LED, like, lights all around it. And he was up there singing this song and it's just blasting color all over the place. There's a picture of it right there.

KEVIN

Which one? Oh, that one right there? Oh, dude, that is sweet.

Cowboy Jack

So if it's cool and eclectic, man, that's him. That's awesome.

CRAIG

What's the name of the song that you really like?

Cowboy Jack

Uh, by Ray Wiley Hubbard or by Shiny Ribs? By Shiny Ribs. Uh, East Texas Rust.

CRAIG

East Texas Rust.

Cowboy Jack

He's got another really catchy one called, uh, Poor People's Store, and it just talks about like how you go to like a fiesta or something and they got everything.

KEVIN

Nice.

Cowboy Jack

It's a really cool song.

KEVIN

Well, we're now down a rabbit hole, which is fine.

Cowboy Jack

I'm sorry.

KEVIN

I'm not asking you to be sorry. at all because I'm kind of digging this right now. So, yeah.

Cowboy Jack

You need any more life advice?

KEVIN

Probably. Probably.

Cowboy Jack

Don't forget to rotate your tires.

KEVIN

Oh, that's a good one. That's a really good one, actually.

CRAIG

The adult version of Cowboy Jack.

KEVIN

This version sucks.

Cowboy Jack

If you're wearing slacks, put lotion underneath your dress socks and you'll never have static. Did you know that? Lotion under your Lotion your legs before you put your dress socks on. You will never have static in your pants.

CRAIG

Seriously?

Cowboy Jack

Yeah.

KEVIN

Wow.

CRAIG

I, I like shocking people.

Cowboy Jack

That's, uh, that's, that's one that this old, this old-timer salesman, uh, taught me when I first got into my line of work and just like living out of hotels and stuff. It's a good one. That's awesome.

KEVIN

Well, we do have one final question, actually.

CRAIG

Secret question.

KEVIN

It's a secret question, and it's the only one that Craig gets to, to ask.

CRAIG

It's the only one I can remember.

KEVIN

Exactly.

Cowboy Jack

Okay.

KEVIN

Yeah. So, um, here you go, Craig. You have the floor.

CRAIG

Thank you. If people want to find Cowboy Jack, what's the best way to get a hold of him or to find your content?

Cowboy Jack

Um, you know, go on YouTube and just search Cowboy Jack, and we immediately pop up. You can't miss me. I'm always wearing a, you know, a blue pearl snap and this vest, and of course my cowboy hat that I'm not wearing tonight. Um, But we're real active on social media. Just search Cowboy Jack on Facebook. We're there.

CRAIG

Are you guys only on Facebook?

Cowboy Jack

No, we do. I'm not very good at Instagram. I know Instagram is like the cool new thing that I guess I need to quit acting like a grandpa for because I got to get hip with it. But they can find you on there as well? Yeah, we're on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok. Heck, we're even on Reddit.

KEVIN

Nice.

Cowboy Jack

I don't know how to use it, but we're on it. Yeah, sure.

KEVIN

There you go. Doesn't matter if you know how to use it as long as you're there. Why not? Eventually you'll figure it out, maybe. Yeah.

CRAIG

So cool, man.

KEVIN

Cool. Well, thank you very, very much for coming on the show, man. It's been an absolute blast. And, uh, I'm going to go learn more about chickens.

CRAIG

We're gonna take— we're gonna take it out with some, some music recommendations by Cowboy Jack, by the way.

Cowboy Jack

Let's do it.

CRAIG

Yeah. Hopefully we don't get, you know, banned or, you know, shut down by Shiny Ribs.

Cowboy Jack

No, no, Shiny Ribs will love it. Shiny Ribs is a great guy. Cool.

KEVIN

Bring it.

Cowboy Jack

We're trying to here.

KEVIN

All right. Well, in the meantime, if you haven't already, like our show, subscribe to it. Thank you for listening. We absolutely love the fact that you're here with us.

Cowboy Jack

Tell your friends about us.

KEVIN

I will. Click the subscribe button.

Cowboy Jack

Do all the things. Is this the right song? Yeah, that's it.

CRAIG

Look at that.

KEVIN

Right time.

CRAIG

All right, y'all.

KEVIN

That sounds good. Until next time, we'll see you later. See ya!

Cowboy Jack

I'm advocating a mutual grizzing, a face-to-face-ing. I'm advocating, I don't have time for you to love me like a lawyer.

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