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In this episode Craig and Kevin discuss Craig’s new dishwasher. When it comes to installing a new dishwasher, there are a few things you need to know before you begin. It can be so frustrating to get ready for a project at home and then realize you need to head back to the store to pick up that thing you didn’t realize you needed. We’ll give you some pointers about how to have an easy, successful install.

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KEVIN

This is episode number 160 of The Homeowner Show. Whether you DIY or looking to hire, we're here to help you find the best information and options for you and your home. My name is Kevin Hackett, and here with me is Craig Williams.

CRAIG

Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to The Homeowner Show. We're glad that you could join us here live from The Homeowner Show studios. How you doing, Kev?

KEVIN

I am fantastic. How are you?

CRAIG

I'm good, man. I think this wire on the back of my— I think the volume's up on your phone.

KEVIN

Oh, well, I can just turn that right off. Yeah, no, man, I'm, I'm doing good, doing good. It's been busy. Things have been crazy. Lots of football and work and other things going on. But, um, I'll tell you what, I woke up this morning after having a miserable night.

CRAIG

Yep.

KEVIN

Because it was disgusting outside.

CRAIG

It was disgusting.

KEVIN

Disgusting. It was— the humidity was about 4 million percent. It was hot. It was gross outside. I woke up this morning and went, okay, I like life again. Because fall has arrived.

CRAIG

That's right. Yeah, it snuck into September.

KEVIN

It did.

CRAIG

What's up with that?

KEVIN

Well, I mean, fall was like today or yesterday. When did— when did it begin officially? Like, that was yesterday.

CRAIG

I think it officially— well, the only— I think it officially begins tomorrow.

KEVIN

Oh, well, okay. Either way, somehow we lined up with fall in Houston as far as the temperature goes, at least. I don't know. Yeah, it absolutely beautiful today.

CRAIG

I mean, yeah, people, people around town are like, it's 85.

KEVIN

That is glorious. Yeah, well, people were walking around with like long sleeve shirts on this morning. And it was like, dude, it's 62 degrees outside. You can take that off.

CRAIG

You're fine.

KEVIN

You're fine. But anyway, things are good with me. How are things with you, man?

CRAIG

Good, man. So one, like, I'm debating whether or not I like this new camera setup.

KEVIN

Well, I can't see you.

CRAIG

They're making the iPhones too big now. That's the problem. So we were using a different iPhone for my camera. Yeah. And I can't see Kevin.

KEVIN

Right.

CRAIG

Um, which you could, you could debate whether or not this is a good or a bad thing. I don't know.

KEVIN

That's true. I think maybe, what if we like put it over here and then zoom in? Ooh, that could be fun. Yeah, we'll figure it out.

CRAIG

But if we had a guest, that might be, I don't know. We'll play around with it.

KEVIN

Yeah, we'll figure it out.

CRAIG

Let us know if you like it being this close. I don't know. Um, I, I kind of feel like we're the Late Late Show of Home Improvement.

KEVIN

At least, at least now we should like, we should talk in our soothing voices.

CRAIG

But, you know, like, we're not, we're not Dave Letterman.

KEVIN

No.

CRAIG

But we're like, whoever was the joker that came on after him.

KEVIN

Oh, yeah. The late, the late, late night guy.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

So we're like the—

CRAIG

Although Letterman hasn't been on in like close to 10 years.

KEVIN

Yeah. What are you, like 50?

CRAIG

Something. I'm, I'm getting close. Who is, who even, like, here's the problem is all the people that came after those guys suck.

KEVIN

No.

CRAIG

No one cares about them anymore.

KEVIN

Maybe. But I mean, like, whether you liked him or hated him, Jay Leno had a good run.

CRAIG

No, no, no, no, no. I mean, like, the people that, that took over after those guys, like, after Jay, after Dave.

KEVIN

The late guys, for sure.

CRAIG

Well, yeah, everyone that took those time slots, like, they're all making it about politics and no one cares. Then they're not even that funny.

KEVIN

No.

CRAIG

And, and some of them had been funny in the past, but now they've— they're not funny anymore.

KEVIN

Really, the best is Jimmy Fallon.

CRAIG

Yeah, I like Jimmy.

KEVIN

I mean, just because he's super talented.

CRAIG

He is crazy talented.

KEVIN

But I mean, yeah, he's just stupid talented.

CRAIG

Yeah. So I, I like him, but like, I, I feel no desire to watch his show.

KEVIN

Yeah. Oh, I did.

CRAIG

Although I never felt really the desire to watch those other guys' shows. Like, I like Dave Letterman, like, I like Jay Leno, but like, I was never like, ah, I gotta watch it tonight.

KEVIN

Because they're— I mean, here's the weird thing. They were like comedians, right?

CRAIG

Oh yeah.

KEVIN

That was their thing.

CRAIG

Yeah, they were all stand-up comics.

KEVIN

But they weren't very funny.

CRAIG

Who?

KEVIN

Like Jay Leno.

CRAIG

Oh, Jay Leno's like— he was—

KEVIN

he—

CRAIG

well, I mean, like, if you talk to other— like, most of those guys are comics comics.

KEVIN

Yes.

CRAIG

They're not— they're not— yeah.

KEVIN

Right. And so, look, but like, I mean, you don't— you don't watch their show and just laugh at Jay Leno the whole time, right? I mean, I didn't. Well, maybe I just was too young to really fully understand the jokes.

CRAIG

But, well, you know, and did you ever— I mean, like, well, and here's the thing is like, I think people say that— have you ever watched a Jay Leno routine before he got on— what was it?

KEVIN

The Tonight Show. It was The Tonight Show. Yeah.

CRAIG

Yeah. You ever watch the stand-up routine he did?

KEVIN

No.

CRAIG

See, there you go. He could have been— he could have been awesome. I don't know, because I think he actually did stand-up on Carson.

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

Um, might be worth looking into to see if he was actually funny.

KEVIN

Yeah, I'm probably not gonna do that. So, um, it's—

CRAIG

it's out there if you guys want to watch it.

KEVIN

I'm sure it is.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

But I, I don't care that much.

CRAIG

Well, I— so, I mean, if we're talking about comics, I mean, one of the things that, that happened over the last week, I mean, like, the, the thing that really has exploded on YouTube and the internet— Norm Macdonald passed away.

KEVIN

Oh man, and that dude was funny.

CRAIG

Yes.

KEVIN

I mean, not just funny, that guy was side-splitting hilarious.

CRAIG

Well, like, here, like, listening to a lot of people talk about him, because I've listened to some stuff And what part of what made him funny is sometimes he would be intentionally unfunny for a laugh for himself.

KEVIN

Yes.

CRAIG

And so he could care less whether or not you were laughing. It was whether or not it was funny to him.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

And so it was sometimes it was more funny to him to make it awkward.

KEVIN

Oh, yeah. Yeah. But one of his most famous things that he kind of said in his dying days was like, look, Our whole deal is to beat cancer, but ultimately I'm going to the grave with cancer, which means I won and it dies whenever I do.

CRAIG

What he— I think what he said, he goes, he goes, I mean, worst case scenario, it's a draw.

KEVIN

Yeah, that's right, that's right.

CRAIG

And so like, I mean, like, it died in me, so it died.

KEVIN

And that— I mean, you got to give him credit, like That's funny in a really morbid way, right?

CRAIG

Yes.

KEVIN

But man, that guy was— oh, he was so funny.

CRAIG

So one of the bits that he did was, I think one of the ones I actually showed you after a show one night was the Courtney Thorne bit where he—

KEVIN

So good.

CRAIG

He ribs on Carrot Top for the whole interview. So good.

KEVIN

So good.

CRAIG

If you guys haven't watched that, I think it's up to 2 million views. It was a Conan O'Brien interview.

KEVIN

17 of those are me. Just, like, putting it on repeat. It's so funny. That was one night.

CRAIG

Yeah. That was one.

KEVIN

Yeah. I had to watch it again. I had to watch it again.

CRAIG

So, yeah. I've got some other ones I can show you too.

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

So, but, like, so, one of the things we wanted to be sure and talk about is this video that we posted—

KEVIN

The whole man.

CRAIG

Earlier this week of this contractor in Colorado that decided to repo a bathroom.

KEVIN

Yeah. So this guy, Basically, you see him on video inside this bathroom. It's a small bathroom.

CRAIG

And let's just, let's just offer a preamble here.

KEVIN

Okay. What a freaking moron.

CRAIG

I mean, like, it's— so here's, here's the thing about this, this whole situation. Like, I understand getting upset with a customer.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

I understand his visceral response to it.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

I don't understand him acting upon it.

KEVIN

Over and over and over.

CRAIG

But the part I really don't understand is why he insisted on videotaping it himself. Yeah, because he clearly has 1 or 2 staff people there with him to chronicle what's going on.

KEVIN

Right.

CRAIG

And so there's, there's an element of premeditation that's going on here.

KEVIN

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

CRAIG

So all that being said, Take it away, Kevin.

KEVIN

Okay, so this guy walks in his bathroom that he has redone poorly, by the way. Um, in fact, I think our friend Eric, uh, Eric G was like, he did a horrible job putting that bathroom together to begin with.

CRAIG

Yeah, let's circle back around to that because Eric actually called me about the video. I gotta tell you about what he said.

KEVIN

Okay, so, um, the homeowner's going, what are you doing? Why are you here? Like, you And he's like, well, you didn't pay me, and so I'm gonna rip up the work, the job that I did. And she was like, you're destroying my house. And he was like, this isn't yours. I'm the one that bought it and put this stuff in here. It's my— this is my stuff. I, I can beat up this tile if I want to. I bought it. You didn't pay for it. And so since you owe me money, uh, I'm choosing to destroy my own property.

CRAIG

Right.

KEVIN

And she's like, you're literally on my property taking a sledgehammer to the shower and the dude just goes off like, like punching holes with a sledgehammer in the wall, breaking the tile over and over for like 5 minutes.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

And then he's just like, this is your fault and walks out. But his staff member is standing there in front of the camera that's filming.

CRAIG

And it's totally okay. Totally okay with what's going on.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

That's no big deal.

KEVIN

Yeah. As if it's happened before.

CRAIG

This is Tuesday. This is what we do on Tuesday.

KEVIN

That's exactly right.

CRAIG

We do a job, we go in, we bust it up.

KEVIN

Especially when they don't pay.

CRAIG

Just so everybody else knows that if you don't pay on time, this is the company that will come. This— we're the guidos. Right.

KEVIN

Don't mess with us. Hire us and pay us or else.

CRAIG

Yeah. So my, my caption on this, on the video I posted, I, I posted a couple different places, but I was like, how to lose all of your customers in one simple step.

KEVIN

Oh my goodness.

CRAIG

And it's like, look, I mean, like, if you want to portray your company as having like the worst customer service on the face of the planet, that's the way to portray yourself.

KEVIN

No doubt.

CRAIG

I mean, knock yourself out, man.

KEVIN

Right.

CRAIG

And so not only that, Eric— so we posted the video and then Eric calls me.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

From Portland. And he's like, hey, man, I saw this video that you posted. Do you know the backstory on this? And I was like, no. And he goes, my buddy, who does, who does tile work. He saw the video. Um, he sent me some pictures of what this guy did. He's like, it looks like an 8-year-old did his very first tile job. And he's like, he actually did this lady a massive favor by going ahead and demoing it because it was going to have to be redone anyway.

KEVIN

Oh my goodness.

CRAIG

And I think Chris Turner actually mentioned that too. He's like, man, I'm watching the guy smack it with a hammer and it's just coming off the wall. He goes, that's not supposed to happen. Right. And anyway, so—

KEVIN

Yeah, like literally, like, pieces of tile just falling down.

CRAIG

Yes.

KEVIN

And he didn't hit that piece of tile.

CRAIG

So there's, there's a moment in the video where the guy says, there is not a contractor in the state of Colorado that you're gonna get to come and fix this once they find out that you didn't pay me.

KEVIN

Right.

CRAIG

So Eric's buddy, who's a tile guy, goes, well, I'll go do it. Now that he said that no one will do it, I'll go do it.

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

So he's gonna go do it for free.

KEVIN

Really?

CRAIG

Yes. Fix it and make it right. And, you know, actually, you know, where it doesn't look like an 8-year-old did it.

KEVIN

And that's amazing.

CRAIG

Fix her bathroom.

KEVIN

Wow.

CRAIG

So, and Eric and the, the crew over there at, uh, Around the House is going to document it and put all the videos up. So we'll share all that kind of stuff.

KEVIN

So how did they get in touch with her?

CRAIG

I don't know.

KEVIN

I don't know.

CRAIG

I'm sure they just reached out to her and, you know, through—

KEVIN

And they're like, look, we saw this. We want to do it for free. And she's probably like, can he come tomorrow? Yeah.

CRAIG

I mean, like, I mean, from the looks of the video, I mean, it looks like just a regular family. I mean, it looks like an upstairs bathroom. It's probably a kid's bathroom.

KEVIN

Yeah, it's, I mean, it's, it's a pretty small bathroom. It's a shower.

CRAIG

So she's probably been without that upstairs bathroom for like 2 months.

KEVIN

Probably, you know, long enough. She's ready to have it done.

CRAIG

And now she still doesn't have a bathroom. In fact, she's got a beat-up bathroom. So I'm sure she's happy to have any help she can have.

KEVIN

No doubt.

CRAIG

And I, you know, I don't know the situation between that guy and, and whatever was going on between, that, that lady. But those things are complicated, man. You can't explain it in a simple YouTube video or a TikTok or anything like that. No one knows what happened behind the scenes, right?

KEVIN

I mean, it very well could have been like she said, look, this is shoddy work. I don't want to pay for something that I don't think is up to standard.

CRAIG

Well, I think what Eric told me is they were still waiting. Apparently that shower was supposed to have glass doors.

KEVIN

Okay, so it wasn't done and he wanted to get paid for something that wasn't finished, right? And she's going, no, once you finish it, I pay you.

CRAIG

And, and any moron knows that you don't finish paying for a project that's uncompleted, right? No.

KEVIN

And like, you lose all your leverage at that point. I mean, you can't— what if he never comes back?

CRAIG

And I'm sorry if I'm pissing off like contractors out there like who are overleveraged. But like, that's— you can't run your business that way. You have to finish the project before you get paid every time. So, and like, anyone who's not operating under those conditions is not going to be— I mean, like, this is, this is the, this consistent story that you hear from little old ladies, like, I paid this guy 4 grand and then he never came back again. It's like every time you hear that, it's like everyone knows, like, you don't pay up Right. You pay once upon completion.

KEVIN

Right.

CRAIG

And, you know, and all these contractors that get frustrated when homeowners are like, well, I'll just pay for the materials and then pay for your labor once I'm done. Like, these are the— this, this is— you can thank your compatriots out there who are operating shady businesses who run off with old ladies' money for the, you know, the work conditions that you are now existing in because no one now wants to pay upfront.

KEVIN

Right.

CRAIG

And it, it, you know, it used to be different. Yeah.

KEVIN

And you're, you're just gonna have to run your business in a way where you know that.

CRAIG

Mm-hmm.

KEVIN

You're gonna have to know, I'm not gonna get paid for this until I do it. So go do the work, get paid.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

I mean, and if they don't pay at that point, put a lien on their house.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

Right.

CRAIG

I mean, like, which, I mean, and I like, let me, let me speak a bit of compassion here. Like, because I get it. Like all you contractors out there, all you service providers, Like, a lien is a joke.

KEVIN

Sure.

CRAIG

Like, you're not getting your money.

KEVIN

No.

CRAIG

It's, it's a, it's a principled stance at that point.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

To say that, like, this person is dishonest.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

But you're not getting your money.

KEVIN

No.

CRAIG

Um, you know, I mean, like, because, like, that person dies in that house, then what? Yeah. Good luck.

KEVIN

Right. And, and if you could get the, the money, the amount of paperwork They're gonna have to go through hiring a lawyer, all that kind of stuff. You're not gonna—

CRAIG

it's not worth it because a lien is only enforced if they ever decide to sell.

KEVIN

Sure.

CRAIG

So I mean, like, if it's 20 years later, I mean, what are you gonna do? Do you even care?

KEVIN

I need that $4,000, by the way. You owe me.

CRAIG

I mean, like, I, I appreciate that there's an avenue.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

For, for, for some, some, some sort of comeuppance.

KEVIN

Sure.

CRAIG

Amongst, you you know, the honorable trades.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

But like, let's just face it, some people are gonna be jerks and not pay.

KEVIN

Of course.

CRAIG

And I think, you know, we just need to be prepared that like, unfortunately, in business, we have to kiss a lot of frogs in order to find a few princes.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

You know, but that's just the way it is.

KEVIN

I agree. But that's not what we're here to talk about.

CRAIG

No.

KEVIN

I mean, not even close.

CRAIG

No. Tonight we're gonna be, uh, doing a little bit of a— can we call it a deep dive? We're gonna be doing a shallow dive on installing a dishwasher. Yeah.

KEVIN

Well, because good dishwashers use very little water, Craig.

CRAIG

Oh, really?

KEVIN

Yeah. Like 2 gallons. Seriously.

CRAIG

Is that a little bit of water?

KEVIN

For an entire wash load? Uh-huh.

CRAIG

Yeah. Why is it only 2 gallons?

KEVIN

Because it just doesn't need more than that.

CRAIG

Do older dishwashers use more water?

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

I haven't actually done the— I've never done the research on water usage in dishwashers.

KEVIN

Well, they, they do.

CRAIG

Is this like a statistic that they all like put out? Like how much, how much water they use?

KEVIN

I think you can find that information.

CRAIG

I'm sure you could.

KEVIN

But I'm asking if you know. I know from a recent podcast I listened to on specifically dishwashing by hand. or dishwashing in a dishwasher. Uh-huh. And which one's better? And at the end of the day—

CRAIG

In the sink, I would imagine, is better. No matter what.

KEVIN

It's not.

CRAIG

Really?

KEVIN

That's what you would think.

CRAIG

Okay. Well, hang on. Is, is that considering prewash?

KEVIN

It is basically saying do not prewash.

CRAIG

Okay.

KEVIN

You're wasting water.

CRAIG

Which no one does. Everyone prewashes.

KEVIN

They do only, but you know why? is because dishwashers used to suck. They used to be so bad that you had to pretty much wash it before you put it in the dishwasher. Here's the thing though, newer dishwashers are way better. And the way they force air and do other things, they heat the water up, you know, for you.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

All of these sorts of things, you don't have to pre-wash anymore. And so the, the whole issue—

CRAIG

Well, okay.

KEVIN

Around this podcast I listened to was less about cleanliness because they're saying, look, it's gonna get clean either way, but you're using a ton less water.

CRAIG

What show was this? I need to look at this.

KEVIN

Stuff You Should Know.

CRAIG

Okay. I know those guys.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

Sometimes they're morons. Yeah.

KEVIN

I would agree with that.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

But I mean, the whole, at the end of the day, the podcast was about water.

CRAIG

Sure.

KEVIN

More than it was dishwashing.

CRAIG

Oh, it was about water.

KEVIN

It was about water. And I, and one of the things I learned on there is that dishwashers use way less water than you would use to wash in the sink.

CRAIG

I, I feel like this research didn't take into account fried eggs.

KEVIN

What? And like, if you don't— You definitely have to at least rinse those off.

CRAIG

If you don't eat fried eggs, I mean, like, I'm—

KEVIN

What's wrong with you?

CRAIG

Yeah, I mean, it's not credible information.

KEVIN

Well, but okay, so we're gonna be talking about your dishwasher.

CRAIG

Yes.

KEVIN

I'm curious if you don't pre-wash, I mean, you eat fried eggs, obviously, so—

CRAIG

Pretty much every day.

KEVIN

Yeah, so you need to not pre-wash that, put it, and put it in this.

CRAIG

Well, here's, here's, here's the thing is like my, my 8-year-old son has now— he loves fried eggs.

KEVIN

My daughter does too.

CRAIG

And not only does he like fried eggs, he has learned how to make them for himself.

KEVIN

Oh, that's—

CRAIG

So it's like breakfast, afternoon snack.

KEVIN

Interesting.

CRAIG

It's like his favorite thing.

KEVIN

Really?

CRAIG

And now my youngest, my 6-year-old, Because she's been watching the 8-year-old eat fried eggs. She's like, hey, those look pretty good. Will you make me one? So now, like, the—

KEVIN

And y'all have an endless supply of eggs.

CRAIG

Yes.

KEVIN

But that helps. But the funny— let me just tell you.

CRAIG

They're rich.

KEVIN

Oh, yeah.

CRAIG

The yolk is rich.

KEVIN

They're better whenever they're fresh.

CRAIG

Yes.

KEVIN

And so what my daughter says is, Daddy, I want the fluffy eggs.

CRAIG

The fluffy eggs. And I'm like—

KEVIN

Do you just want scrambled eggs?

CRAIG

No.

KEVIN

She calls, she calls the runny yolk fluffy. I have no idea why.

CRAIG

I couldn't eat it if somebody called it fluffy.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

Uh, taste it if it's fluffy. I don't want it. I don't want it.

KEVIN

She definitely eats them the correct way, which is over easy.

CRAIG

Okay.

KEVIN

Uh, but she, I don't know why she calls them, I'm like, so you want for scrambles? She does not want scrambled.

CRAIG

And somebody needs to tell me this. Like, I don't know. Uh, a friend of mine from Canada, we were at, uh, I think it was a Cracker Barrel one time. And he asked the waitress if she could cook them a specific way. And I went like— she left because I didn't want to look like an idiot. And I was like, what the hell was that? And he's like, well, it's, it's this version where you put the lid over the egg and poached it. No, it's not poached. It's a fried egg. But then you put the lid over the top of the pan and the steam cooks the top of the egg. So you get a runnier yolk.

CRAIG

But it cooks the rest of the egg around it quicker. And I forget the method of it. Somebody's gonna have to comment in and tell me what that is, or I'm gonna have to look it up. But anyway, I've tried it a few times. Okay. Because like, I only have a few pans I can do that in, but when I've done it, it's awesome. Really?

KEVIN

Yes. Well, I— the proof is going to be in the pudding. I need to see it.

CRAIG

Yeah. Which is weird that I made a pudding joke just now about fried— anyway, uh, especially if you put cheese on your fried egg, which I do.

KEVIN

Oh yeah. So, well, I mean, you should.

CRAIG

Yeah, why wouldn't you?

KEVIN

No, I mean, why wouldn't you put cheese on anything?

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

As long as that's an option, put cheese on it.

CRAIG

So, long lead-in, I recently, uh, swapped out—

KEVIN

Or 21 minutes.

CRAIG

That's right. Way to bury the lead, homeowner show. Uh, so I, I swapped out my dishwasher recently.

KEVIN

Yes.

CRAIG

So, and I—

KEVIN

you needed to.

CRAIG

I— yeah. So long story short, if you've been listening to the show any amount of time, you already know this. But like, for those that are just joining us for the first time, I have a weird house. I have a weird kitchen. My kitchen is on the second and a half floor. So it became rather apparent when there was a leak in the dishwasher on the first floor.

KEVIN

Because at that point it had gone through 2 floors. 1 and a half floors.

CRAIG

Yes. But 2 floors.

KEVIN

2 floors. 1 and a half stories.

CRAIG

Yes. Um, so it was a weird deal, man. Like, the, the frame of the dishwasher cracked. Um, and the dishwasher was 6 years old.

KEVIN

That's not that old.

CRAIG

And a good brand. It was KitchenAid. Okay. Yeah. Um, really good brand. And I, I mean, just full disclosure, I went ahead and swapped it out for another KitchenAid.

KEVIN

Great.

CRAIG

Because the rest of my appliances are KitchenAid and I like to keep it consistent.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

Yeah. So, um, so we went with a newer model, uh, like the— we— so we went for the fancy— The stainless—

KEVIN

this has got the stainless steel.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

On the inside, not the plastic.

CRAIG

Yep.

KEVIN

Which, nothing wrong with the plastic, but the stainless steel is a little bit— it's more durable. It'll last longer. So, and, uh, so we went from 2 trays to Oh, so it's got that like top tray for your like your cups and spatulas and things.

CRAIG

Yes. Well, this one can actually fit like bowls and coffee cups on the top, on the top deck.

KEVIN

Interesting.

CRAIG

Yeah, it's, it's super cool.

KEVIN

If I drank coffee, that would be helpful.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

So, but I don't drink coffee.

CRAIG

I drink a lot of coffee. Yeah, so it's super helpful. Well, you could drink tea, Kev.

KEVIN

No.

CRAIG

You could be dainty.

KEVIN

Oh, I am not drinking tea. If I'm— I'll learn to drink coffee. I am not holding my pinky up whenever I drink tea.

CRAIG

There's something along—

KEVIN

I'm not gonna—

CRAIG

Little English breakfast?

KEVIN

No.

CRAIG

Slice of lemon?

KEVIN

That's not me.

CRAIG

It's good.

KEVIN

Give me some water.

CRAIG

A little honey?

KEVIN

Water. So just give me water.

CRAIG

It's good for the throat.

KEVIN

Okay, whatever.

CRAIG

Um, so anyway, I learned— I installed the first dishwasher.

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

But you forget a lot over 6 years.

KEVIN

Oh yeah, you do.

CRAIG

So I do.

KEVIN

Yeah, yeah.

CRAIG

I got that. Um, so, so we went, we went back in with the KitchenAid, and I was— and in my brain, I was going, okay, cool, let's just buy a new dishwasher. Like, we unplug the old one, we plug the new one back in.

KEVIN

Well, yeah, I mean, it's got the same parts, right? It's the same brand. You just unhook, rehook, boom, bada bing, done.

CRAIG

And I should, I should also state that when I bought the house that I'm in, it did not have a dishwasher.

KEVIN

So you had to create a space for the dishwasher.

CRAIG

As well as the plumbing.

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

The electrical.

KEVIN

Yep.

CRAIG

All that kind of stuff.

KEVIN

Yep.

CRAIG

So there's, there's, you know, with it, with a dishwasher, there's, there's 2 basic ways that you can install it.

KEVIN

Yes.

CRAIG

You can install it with a plug, or you can hardwire it in.

KEVIN

Yeah. And most newer homes are going to just have a plug back there.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

But not all of them.

CRAIG

Not all of them. Some of them hardwire them in. I don't really understand the benefit between one versus the other.

KEVIN

I think it just depends on how it was hooked in the first time.

CRAIG

Yeah, I think, you know, it's convenience.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

Um, and, and, and the electrical part of the dishwasher is really going to be the biggest, uh, problem that you're gonna have when you're swapping out a dishwasher these days.

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

Um, but all that to say, if you have never swapped out a dishwasher before, we want to give you some valuable information.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

One, if you buy a brand new dishwasher, that is all you get.

KEVIN

Yeah, you're gonna have to buy the cord.

CRAIG

You're gonna have to buy the electrical cord.

KEVIN

The electrical cord. You're gonna have to buy the hoses.

CRAIG

And that's if it's hardwired or if it's a plug-in. And you need to know that And you can, most dishwashers, you can do either or. And there are instructions for both, but you do not get an electrical cord.

KEVIN

Yeah, but you're, but that's the thing. You're gonna have to know that whenever you go to the store to buy it, because you're, you gotta buy the right one. Otherwise you're buying both and having to take one back.

CRAIG

Right. And, and so I think figure that in when you're, you know, pricing it.

KEVIN

Because those are like $20, aren't they?

CRAIG

Yes. Yeah. At least. Yeah. And sometimes more.

KEVIN

Sure.

CRAIG

Well, especially now, I think you can pay up to like $30 or $40 for electrical cord now.

KEVIN

Wow.

CRAIG

So they're not cheap. Yeah.

KEVIN

This is true for a dryer as well, like a washer dryer, whatever. A lot of times you have to buy the cord separate.

CRAIG

Sometimes, sometimes yes, sometimes no.

KEVIN

Yeah, it just depends.

CRAIG

It really— and so like, it's good to ask that question. And it's also good to get the response from the idiot technician on the floor who probably doesn't know what they're actually talking about.

KEVIN

Good point. You know, that's why you order from Renova Appliances. Yes, our friend Megan Anderson, because she is going to make sure that you Right.

CRAIG

They're not gonna give you an appliance without the ability to turn it on.

KEVIN

Right.

CRAIG

You know? And so having power to it is, is crucial. And let's, let's circle back around to that because power specifically in dishwashers has changed.

KEVIN

Okay. In what way?

CRAIG

In the way, in the way in which you buy the power cord.

KEVIN

Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah.

CRAIG

So it's a different cord than what you used to buy.

KEVIN

So you couldn't just swap out. And in fact, they tell you, when you buy a new appliance, buy a new cord. Yes, every single time. But there are people out there who are gonna go, ah, it's just a cord to cord to cord, right? And it's the same one, but you're telling me it won't even work.

CRAIG

Well, if it— okay, so yes, if you don't have any experience or knowledge with dealing with electrical.

KEVIN

Yeah, because you're gonna have to go in and basically splice that in.

CRAIG

Yes. If you're Yeah. Which, which is what I did.

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

Because I was like, this is stupid.

KEVIN

Right.

CRAIG

And I'll, I'll explain why.

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

Um, also, um, they will, they will tell you you need to swap out the drains.

KEVIN

Okay. That, that, that's the hoses that drain?

CRAIG

Yes.

KEVIN

So it's not, not like a floor drain. This is a hose?

CRAIG

Yes.

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

And, and part of that is because, like, you know, most dishwashers, you expect them to, to last 10 years.

KEVIN

Yeah, sure.

CRAIG

You know, and so, like, those hoses can become brittle.

KEVIN

Yep.

CRAIG

Worn.

KEVIN

Well, and a lot of times if it's installed improperly, it's been kinked in some way.

CRAIG

Right.

KEVIN

I mean, not that it's like full kink, but I mean, over time stuff happens.

CRAIG

Right. And, you know, and then like the connection to the drain chain. I mean, like, there's all kinds of stuff.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

So, but like the whole way in which everything is routed on the dishwasher now is different.

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

So it's designed in order to sort of sit up against the body rather than just go underneath.

KEVIN

Oh, that's actually going to prevent those kinks and such.

CRAIG

Yes.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

So, but it makes it a little more complicated to install the dishwasher. And not only that, like, you know, if, if you had a different hose size prior than what this one now accepts to fit up against the body, you're gonna have to replace it. And so you could get into a real frustrating situation where you're like, well, I had this old dishwasher, I'll just unplug it and take, you know, and undo all this kind of stuff, and I'll just hook up the old one. Well, like, the ports aren't even in the same place.

KEVIN

Mm-hmm.

CRAIG

And, and so it's gonna be a whole different experience. And so if you've had A drain sitting in the same place for the last 10 years, and then you try and like maneuver it to a new one, it could potentially be rather brittle.

KEVIN

Sure.

CRAIG

And, and, you know, like old things are, they're set in their ways.

KEVIN

Yep.

CRAIG

And so they don't wanna move as much.

KEVIN

Right.

CRAIG

And, and so you need to get a new one in order to make it adjust to the way that this new dishwasher fits into the place. And, and, and so part of the reason I mentioned that this one is a new 3-rack dishwasher is because they've reduced the exterior footprint and increased the interior footprint of these dishwashers.

KEVIN

Interesting.

CRAIG

And, and so the exterior is much thinner and more compact than it used to be. And so there's less room for big hoses and connections and easy access and all this kind of stuff because they wanted to create more room inside the dishwasher so that you could have those 3 trays. Most of the new dishwashers that are the higher-end dishwashers are gonna have those 3 trays.

KEVIN

Sure.

CRAIG

Because like, you know, like for us, it was a really cool selling point. Like, hey, I'm 3 trays.

KEVIN

Well, that's just more stuff you can put in the dishwasher to clean.

CRAIG

Yes.

KEVIN

And for a family of 5, it would be really helpful to have a little more space.

CRAIG

Absolutely. And you know, and like when you start seeing families of like 5, 6, 7, 8, Like, one of the things I've noticed in kitchens as I go is multiple dishwashers.

KEVIN

They'll put 2 of them in there.

CRAIG

They'll put 2 of them in there.

KEVIN

Absolutely.

CRAIG

Especially if you have a bigger kitchen.

KEVIN

Yep.

CRAIG

Just, you know, put them right next to each other.

KEVIN

That's right.

CRAIG

So, which makes sense. I mean, you're using a lot more dishes. You need to, you know, keep them clean.

KEVIN

Absolutely.

CRAIG

So, so having more space is, you know, real estate is always valuable.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

So they, they have kept the dishwashers the same size. But the real estate on the outside is much smaller and more compact.

KEVIN

Got it.

CRAIG

So making those connections, those junction boxes for the electrical, they're much smaller than they were before.

KEVIN

Yeah. So you're working in a tighter space. It's just one of those things you have to know before you get into this thing. Can you install it yourself? And, and part of that is you're gonna have to know a little bit about splicing a wire, about, you know, doing all of the things.

CRAIG

Right. So the older dishwashers, and this was true of the one that I, took out, which this was the thing that was really disappointing, man. It was a good dishwasher.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

We paid a lot of money for it.

KEVIN

Sure.

CRAIG

And it was a good looking dishwasher. It was a good brand. It just, it got like a hairline crack in the base of the frame and just started dumping water all over the floor.

KEVIN

What are you gonna do?

CRAIG

So I mean, it actually caused some damage that we're gonna have to have repaired.

KEVIN

I mean, Flex Seal.

CRAIG

Flex Seal wasn't happening.

KEVIN

Not on that.

CRAIG

No.

KEVIN

I mean, if you can, you know, seal up a boat with it, you could surely seal up a leak in a dishwasher, right?

CRAIG

Kevin, we healed the Pacific with this thing.

KEVIN

So, uh, that, by the way, that was sarcastic.

CRAIG

Okay.

KEVIN

In case someone didn't get that. Yeah, don't do that.

CRAIG

Don't fix a dishwasher with Flex Seal? No.

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

Okay.

KEVIN

Could you fix a sink? No.

CRAIG

Okay. What could you fix?

KEVIN

Nothing. Just—

CRAIG

A pontoon?

KEVIN

Like, no, you could fix something temporarily. Go buy the new thing.

CRAIG

So I think, I think maybe the best thing to fix that with, maybe like a, uh, like a freestanding pool.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

Like a vinyl pool.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

That might be worth it.

KEVIN

Maybe.

CRAIG

If it worked. Yeah.

KEVIN

Well, yeah, I mean, they say it does, but I don't rely on it.

CRAIG

What's the guarantee on that? Like, I put it on there, it doesn't work, would you buy me a new pool?

KEVIN

I guarantee you'll buy it based on the advertising.

CRAIG

Oh yeah.

KEVIN

That's the guarantee.

CRAIG

I like that. What is it like? It's like a boat that he's riding that he fixed with Flex Seal or something?

KEVIN

Yes, yes.

CRAIG

It's like, take better care of your boat. Right.

KEVIN

Now, that being said, I carry a can of Flex Seal in my camper because you never know.

CRAIG

That's a different, that's a different issue.

KEVIN

It's a little bit different.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

So again, temporary.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

Can I get it done until I go home in my camper? Not fixing a dishwasher with Flex Seal.

CRAIG

Yeah. So anyway, I'll, and like, we're not getting into like the nitty-gritty of like actually like pulling out and putting back in the—

KEVIN

Honestly, that's pretty simple.

CRAIG

The dishwasher. Yeah, it really is. Well, like, yes and no. Because like it depends on your flooring. Because if you like, let's do, let's say this for instance. If you had a dishwasher and then recently you changed the flooring out in your kitchen.

KEVIN

Yep.

CRAIG

Depending on how you change that flooring out, like, you know, and let's, let's like for whatever reason, like I don't think anybody should ever do this, but let's say you're lazy and you had linoleum down on the floor and you're like, I want to put tile down, but I don't want to rip up the linoleum because it's glued to the floor.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

Well, when you put that tile down, it increases the clearance.

KEVIN

There's a lip. Yeah, it's a lip. It's a lip. It's a lip, lip, lip.

CRAIG

And so like, you may go to pull that dishwasher out. It's like, well, this ain't coming, right? Because all of a sudden you've got like a quarter inch.

KEVIN

Yep.

CRAIG

That wasn't there before. You know, or Or maybe you're able to get it out.

KEVIN

But the other one doesn't quite fit.

CRAIG

Doesn't the other one quite go back in?

KEVIN

Yeah, it's one of those deals where you probably need to pull your dishwasher out, do some measuring before you ever go try to buy a new one.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

You need to do that. Yeah.

CRAIG

So, but at the end of the day, the— and I just took your phrase there. So you can't say it the rest of the show.

KEVIN

That is mine, isn't it?

CRAIG

If the, the biggest thing that they've changed in dishwashers is the electrical box.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

So, right, what you used to have to do is have some wire nuts and, and connect those wires. So you, you have a green, a white, and a black. That was easy. It is to match those up. And so what you would do is you would match those up, you'd, you know, twist them together, you put a wire nut on it, and then you electrical tape it.

KEVIN

Right.

CRAIG

And I think the companies that are building these dishwashers said like, that's probably not the best option for our clients.

KEVIN

It's not the safest.

CRAIG

It's not the safest. So what they have now are these junction boxes.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

Where what you do is you open, you literally have to like flip the dishwasher on its side or on its back and you open that junction. And then like there's this whole process of taking the bottom end off of the dishwasher to even get to it.

KEVIN

Yep.

CRAIG

So you, you take all that stuff off and you— there's like 3 layers that you have to take off to even get to it. So you have to kind of remember, okay, I took that off and then I took that off and then I took that off. I gotta put it where— you gotta put it back in that order. Um, but then when you get to the junction box, you know, if you try and use the power cable off of your old dishwasher, it's gonna be like, what, where does this go?

KEVIN

Right.

CRAIG

Because what it's designed to do is to use these, uh, These O-nuts, and I guess that's what they're called. They're like little there's circles with holes in the middle that are connected. They're clamped onto the wires.

KEVIN

Oh yeah yeah yeah. I don't know what they're called, but I know exactly what you're talking about.

CRAIG

And so like they're designed to go over a screw that you then you and tighten a bolt down over the top of them.

KEVIN

Right.

CRAIG

Man, what are they called? There's like a name for them. People are gonna be like, "I know." Yeah, well, you're not here in the studio.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

So start your own podcast.

KEVIN

What are they? I don't know.

CRAIG

Anyway, you can't, you can't wire nut these in.

KEVIN

No, they, they, they've got a specific place that they go to, and you basically bolt that to the, to the wall of the junction box.

CRAIG

So the, the end around to that is, I mean, you can go buy a new power cord, and it's gonna be way easier.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

You just slip them over the nut, over the bolt, and then you, you screw down the, the washer and the nut. What you can do, and this, you know, people have been wiring stuff like this for years, so it's not that complicated. You, I mean, like, if you really wanted to, you could even solder in the wires to those bolts.

KEVIN

Sure.

CRAIG

And then you wouldn't necessarily even need the nuts. But I mean, the nuts would be an extra, you know, safety measure or whatever.

KEVIN

Sure.

CRAIG

But what you can do is you can actually create a loop out of the existing wire Put it around the bolt, and then they make washers that actually have some teeth on them.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

That you can slide down over that bolt that grabs a hold of the wire, and as you tighten the nut down, actually grabs the wire. So when, you know, yes, would it be best to go buy the new power cable that fits over those for the new design? Yes. And that's actually the game that they're playing. They want you— like, they're in cahoots They want you to go buy the new wire because they made— and this is why they did the design change. Yes, it's safer and, and all these kinds of things. Yeah.

KEVIN

That's absolutely true. Yeah. But that wire costs them $1.29.

CRAIG

Yes.

KEVIN

To put together and they're selling it to you for between $20 and $40.

CRAIG

Yes.

KEVIN

And making buttload of money off of it.

CRAIG

Like anyone that's ever worked in any electronic store will tell you that cables are the most profitable thing that they have in the store.

KEVIN

Super cheap to make.

CRAIG

Yes. Like, I, I, I remember—

KEVIN

that's why you see them all over gas stations.

CRAIG

Yes.

KEVIN

They're so inexpensive to make.

CRAIG

I, I had a buddy one time that worked at, uh, Best Buy, and he was like, I remember when HDMI cables first came out.

KEVIN

Oh yeah.

CRAIG

And they were like $60 apiece.

KEVIN

They were so much.

CRAIG

And he was like, and I, he was telling me, he's like, he's like, man, as an employee, I get like an 80% discount on HDMI cables. And it's because they're still making money when I pay, when I get an 80% discount. That's because everyone else is getting raped and pillaged.

KEVIN

Yep.

CRAIG

And so anyway, wires are wires are wires, right?

KEVIN

For the most part. Yeah.

CRAIG

Um, but anyway, so you can, you can use an old existing cable. You just have to have a little bit of electrical background in order to swap these things out. Yeah, it's not that complicated. Don't feel overwhelmed. There's plenty of tutorials on YouTube and other places where you can watch guys wire these things up. But if you feel uncomfortable, like, $25 is, is really not that big of a deal in the big scheme of things.

KEVIN

Yeah, because the other option, if you feel uncomfortable with it, the other option is to call an electrician.

CRAIG

Right.

KEVIN

And, and you don't— I mean, as great as Weston is, love you Weston, um, he doesn't, he doesn't want to be doing that either. He doesn't want to come And even charge, he doesn't wanna charge you for his, you know, 3 minutes he's gonna be working on it, charge you $100 or whatever it is for his service fee.

CRAIG

Right.

KEVIN

To come out for an hour, 'cause he's gotta charge a minimum of an hour in order to make it worth it.

CRAIG

Yep.

KEVIN

For $25, you can buy the cord that just bolts on. Anybody can bolt something on.

CRAIG

Right.

KEVIN

Right? So.

CRAIG

Absolutely.

KEVIN

That's, you're right. They've got you over, you know, bent over. It is the way it is, you know.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

You gotta do it. You gotta buy the new one or, like you said, just know how to wire it up differently.

CRAIG

Yeah. And like, in, in my case, my dishwasher was relatively young. I mean, like most— like I was saying, most dishwashers should last about 10 years.

KEVIN

Sure.

CRAIG

Mine lasted between 5 and 6. I didn't feel the need to swap out my cables and my, my drains and all, all that kind of stuff.

KEVIN

Was it a hiding spot for your youngest daughter?

CRAIG

Was what?

KEVIN

Is that why it cracked?

CRAIG

No, I honestly— seriously, I honestly have no idea why it cracked.

KEVIN

She— I could see her hiding in there. I didn't go see. She's like, they're never finding me in here.

CRAIG

Or that could be— yeah, it's not outside the realm of possibility. Um, but where, where it was leaking was on the bottom.

KEVIN

Well, and there's where she would sit.

CRAIG

Well, no, I mean—

KEVIN

Oh, on the very bottom.

CRAIG

The very bottom. Yeah, there's no space underneath there. I mean, it's barely enough room for a cockroach in there.

KEVIN

Uh, so, but although they're probably in there.

CRAIG

Yeah, not in mine.

KEVIN

Not in your house.

CRAIG

But, uh, one of the other things that they recommend is they say like, look, if you're not going to, you know, swap out your, your drain lines, um, which apparently is something pretty common, like, you know, like the drain lines tend to be pretty universal if they don't have a lot of wear and tear on them. What they do recommend changing out is the clamps.

KEVIN

The, yeah, the hose clamps. The hose clamps.

CRAIG

Yeah. Particularly if the, if the dishwasher is older than 10 years.

KEVIN

Yeah, but I mean, aren't, aren't a lot of hose clamps like the, the metal?

CRAIG

Yes.

KEVIN

I mean, just the ones that you screw.

CRAIG

They're kind of like—

KEVIN

Screw down.

CRAIG

No, you can use those.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

And I think, I think if you had those, you probably wouldn't need to swap them out.

KEVIN

I wouldn't think so either.

CRAIG

But most of What they use on dishwashers are actually the spring-loaded ones.

KEVIN

Oh, where you just kind of, you kind of squeeze them together and then they tighten.

CRAIG

And, you know, those are obviously going to give over time. Yeah. Um, whereas the, you know, like the ones you're talking about, like the, the ratcheted screw ones, I mean, you can, you could go back through and retighten those and then probably be fine.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

Um, but the ones that are typically used on there are the spring-loaded ones.

KEVIN

And I think part of the reason is because with those hose clamps that I'm talking about, I mean, You can crack a PVC pipe pretty, pretty easily with those.

CRAIG

Yeah, you, you can. You can crack them pretty easy if you overtighten them. And most people, I think, would tend towards overtightening.

KEVIN

I would think so.

CRAIG

So don't overtighten.

KEVIN

Right. Yeah, give it a tug. If it comes off, tighten it. If it doesn't, you're good.

CRAIG

So, but that's about it, man. I mean, it was, it was a pretty simple process.

KEVIN

I mean, have you used it?

CRAIG

Oh yeah, it's fantastic.

KEVIN

Works great?

CRAIG

Yes. So it's, it's a KitchenAid.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

Um, it's, you know, top of the line KitchenAid brand.

KEVIN

Sure.

CRAIG

Um, it's got that.

KEVIN

And those aren't cheap, man.

CRAIG

No.

KEVIN

Like, I mean, they're like double. Once you get into the stainless, they're like double what the other ones are, but they're so much better.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

A lot of them had— does yours have the jets from the back?

CRAIG

Oh yeah.

KEVIN

And it's such a— those are such good dishwashers.

CRAIG

Spared no expense.

KEVIN

They, they only use about 2 gallons of water. I mean, you don't need to pre-wash. Don't pre-wash. I, I don't pre-wash.

CRAIG

I want to test.

KEVIN

I want to test. What's the worst that could happen? You have to rewash? Well, then I need 4 gallons. Well, but I mean, still, twice the water. Kevin, this is a test. It's worth it. This is only a test.

CRAIG

My wife won't do it, man.

KEVIN

Do it.

CRAIG

She's paranoid.

KEVIN

No, don't tell her. Just do it. I mean, She did. What she doesn't know won't hurt her. She's not listening to this.

CRAIG

I know I could say that.

KEVIN

I'm gonna look over my shoulder, but don't do it.

CRAIG

I'm gonna try.

KEVIN

I mean, just tell her, look, you're assuming that I do the dishes. No, I don't think you do. You probably do.

CRAIG

That's why I have 3 children.

KEVIN

Yeah, exactly. So just tell your oldest, look, don't pre-wash. Whenever you put this in, don't pre-wash. And she's gonna look at you like, what's wrong with you, Daddy? You told me to pre-wash everything. Yeah, it's an experiment. This is a science lesson now, and they're gonna get credit for it.

CRAIG

When you say pre-wash, do you mean don't rinse at all?

KEVIN

Yes.

CRAIG

No, get— don't get any of the food particles off.

KEVIN

I mean, I would— I tend to— so for me, I would tend to get the chunks off.

CRAIG

Uh-huh.

KEVIN

Because, I mean, again, depending on how the, how the dishwasher is set up, most dishwashers are going through a garbage disposal.

CRAIG

Right.

KEVIN

Most of them.

CRAIG

Mine isn't.

KEVIN

If you don't have a garbage disposal, or if it's going to the other side of the sink, um, then those chunks have to go somewhere.

CRAIG

Mm-hmm.

KEVIN

And that's just gonna cause a problem. So I, I get the chunks off, but I, I get the chunks off by Putting them in the trash can.

CRAIG

That's what we do.

KEVIN

Yeah. So get the chunks off, but whatever else you got on there, just leave it and see what happens.

CRAIG

All right.

KEVIN

I, I—

CRAIG

If I'm divorced in a month, it's your fault. It's gonna be from that one fight.

KEVIN

That one fight. I think it's worth trying. It's worth it to me.

CRAIG

Well, yeah, it's not your marriage.

KEVIN

Uh, what was that the other day? Whatever you were to— you told me, you said, how bad is it gonna be?

CRAIG

I was like, put it all on black, Craig.

KEVIN

I'm gonna put it all on black.

CRAIG

Why would I do that? It's not my money. Okay. Yeah, that sounds like a great idea. Yeah.

KEVIN

You literally told me the other day, he was like, how long is she gonna be mad at you? I said, probably a week. And she's worth it. No, no, it's worth it to you, maybe. It's not worth it to me.

CRAIG

Yeah, she's not mad at me.

KEVIN

Yeah, it's not mad at you. Craig did it.

CRAIG

You can blame it on me. She's still not gonna be mad at me.

KEVIN

Nope.

CRAIG

Well, at least she's not gonna take it out on me.

KEVIN

Oh, she's not gonna be mad at you. Yeah, don't do it. Try it once.

CRAIG

All right. Okay, we'll do it. Okay, anything else?

KEVIN

We're gonna report back on this.

CRAIG

Okay.

KEVIN

Okay, like the Tupperware thing.

CRAIG

Yes.

KEVIN

We're gonna report back.

CRAIG

You didn't give a full report.

KEVIN

Well, it was enough. I told you I bought some things.

CRAIG

Okay, that's like the most nondescript sentence ever.

KEVIN

Well, I mean, it's all the same. All the Tupperware stuff.

CRAIG

I bought some things. Like, where were you?

KEVIN

At the Tupperware conference.

CRAIG

Like, do you buy like some marijuana?

KEVIN

No, Tupperware is plastic.

CRAIG

Some things.

KEVIN

It's plastic that goes whenever you close it.

CRAIG

It goes. Why does it do that?

KEVIN

Oh my gosh! I think you've never seen the commercials.

CRAIG

I think you're packing it wrong.

KEVIN

No. What are you putting in there? No, no. Whatever you. Oh my goodness. People, I have to sit across from this guy. He doesn't even know what he's talking about.

CRAIG

Okay, seriously, who would it— why would it make that sound?

KEVIN

It's, it's like the whole thing. It's, it's whenever you close it.

CRAIG

Is this like a commercial or something?

KEVIN

Yes, it's like you close it, close the lid of the Tupperware, and then you release the air out of it to keep it sealed. And it— whenever you—

CRAIG

How do you release the air out of it?

KEVIN

Y'all, I don't even, I don't even know what to do with him. Seriously, there's a little tab on the— I mean, do you use Tupperware?

CRAIG

Like, you're shaming me into not going to a Tupperware party, like, which I'm perfectly okay with. Like, I've never gone to a Tupperware party. I think you're just telling everybody that you've been to multiple Tupperware parties.

KEVIN

Well, that was last week, but all right, we're off the rails. Let's put it back on the rails.

CRAIG

Well, no, no, no, no. Like, now that you're ashamed, I kind of want to explore.

KEVIN

I'm not ashamed. I just told someone I went to multiple Tupperware parties last week.

CRAIG

You're, you're not ashamed that you have a, uh, a Tupperware thing?

KEVIN

No.

CRAIG

You kind of have like a little thing, little thing for Tupperware?

KEVIN

No, I got no problem with it.

CRAIG

Okay.

KEVIN

Yeah. Okay. I can't— I'm, I literally am beside myself that you don't know about like the letting, you know—

CRAIG

Why would I know about that?

KEVIN

Why wouldn't you know about it?

CRAIG

Because I don't have Tupperware.

KEVIN

Oh, now we know.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

He's a Rubbermaid guy.

CRAIG

I don't even know if I have that.

KEVIN

He's a Ziploc guy.

CRAIG

That we have. I'm not even sure if it's the brand though.

KEVIN

Yeah, it's Great Value.

CRAIG

It's something, I don't know, it's probably like somewhere like 3 steps down from that.

KEVIN

It's only got one sealed zipper. That's not the double zipper.

CRAIG

It's gotta last 2 hours from the time I loaded it In lunchbox till they get till eleven o'clock.

KEVIN

That's right.

CRAIG

And is that his durability?

KEVIN

Great. And what's funny about that is it half of that winds up in the trash too. Yes. I was talking. I didn't have time to finish my lunch, Daddy.

CRAIG

Here's what I don't get. Okay. With my kids' lunch.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

Like because yes, that's true. They don't eat it.

KEVIN

Right.

CRAIG

I don't understand why they put it back.

KEVIN

I know.

CRAIG

Throw it away.

KEVIN

I don't want it back in there.

CRAIG

I don't— why do I want to unload this? You're the one that didn't eat it, you ungrateful little wretch.

KEVIN

Put it in the trash can. Now I've got to clean the inside of this.

CRAIG

Yes, because it's lunchbox, because it was pickles and you didn't close it all the way, and now it smells like vinegar.

KEVIN

Oh, we had peanut butter and jelly too, so—

CRAIG

Nothing like peanut and vinegar.

KEVIN

I just realized how disgusting that sounds. I'd probably eat it.

CRAIG

We need a new fragrance for men.

KEVIN

That's right. Oh, and we had oranges also, huh? We had to peel an or— anyway, it gets disgusting.

CRAIG

This is actually beginning to sound like an Asian dish.

KEVIN

It's true. Oh, did I mention peanuts?

CRAIG

Kung pao chicken.

KEVIN

Yeah, some peanuts in there. All right, y'all, we are done. Thank you for listening to Dishwashers. Yes. Hey, go get a KitchenAid. Uh, if you have any questions, call Craig. He knows how to do it.

CRAIG

Well, get any branded dishwasher. Just make sure that you have the right stuff to, you know, plug, you know, install it.

KEVIN

Just, yeah. And that's a big deal. Like, make sure that—

CRAIG

I didn't— part of the reason I want to do this episode, I don't want people getting home with their brand new beloved dishwasher and going, I'm ready to put this thing in. And it's like, well, you need this and you need this, you need this. And it's like, this is stupid. Like, it's, it's a brand new dishwasher. Why wouldn't— I mean, like, for the ungodly amount of money that I paid for this stupid thing, right, it should come with the power cable, right, and a drain. Yep. Like, those things aren't—

KEVIN

they're universal.

CRAIG

Well, and like, as you, as you've already stated, it, it's not like it costs them a lot of money to make them.

KEVIN

No.

CRAIG

So why— like, if I buy a refrigerator, uh-huh, Like, it comes with the power cable, right? If I buy a microwave, which I don't know why you'd want a microwave, like, it has a power cable.

KEVIN

Yeah, like, most of the time they're attached.

CRAIG

It would probably be better for your family if you didn't have a power cable. It would just be like a paperweight. It'd be better served you that way. Um, but like, you know, like, I can't think of another appliance in your house aside from what you mentioned, like, I think a dryer Sometimes you have to buy a power cable.

KEVIN

Yeah, almost all the time you have to buy a dryer cable.

CRAIG

But like, not for the washer?

KEVIN

Not for the washer, typically. It's typically the dryer.

CRAIG

Why?

KEVIN

I, I— this is so stupid. I don't know. It makes no sense.

CRAIG

I'm curious. I, I actually want to hear from like manufacturers. Is it because like maybe sometimes you need to buy a longer one than what they want to produce? Or like, I don't—

KEVIN

I know they do sell different lengths.

CRAIG

Yeah, they do. But like with a dishwasher, like, I mean, even, even if it has to be hardwired in, right? Like, just cut the plug off.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

And splice the wire.

KEVIN

You would think—

CRAIG

I mean, you're gonna have to do that anyway. So like, I don't understand, like, why this— like, so, and like, you don't know that. Like, it's like Put it this way: when we bought our dry, when we bought our dishwasher, the salesperson, when we talked to two salespeople, no one there said, "Hey, make sure you get." That's because you didn't buy it from Renova. That's true. Yeah. Sorry. Apologies, Megan. Right. I think she doesn't carry KitchenAid. We have KitchenAid stuff. Megan, let me know if you have KitchenAid. I'll be happy to buy from you.

KEVIN

Either way, the thing is, like, no one said anything. No one said anything because they don't know. And because they're idiots. Well, that's very true. But for KitchenAid, they're looking at it going, we can make an extra little bit of money. For me, I would go, just put that into the cost and put it in there. Like, it's fine if it's an extra $20 or $40 when I'm already paying $1,000 for this dishwasher. We might as well get Yeah. Because, like, $1,100 or whatever.

CRAIG

You know, like, for, for us, when you're paying, like, $600 or $700 above the baseline model of other dishwashers.

KEVIN

Right.

CRAIG

Like, you expect—

KEVIN

Top of the line.

CRAIG

You know? And, like, so, like, I should get all the amenities that come with that. And, like, a frickin' power cord shouldn't be something trivial in the packaging.

KEVIN

Right.

CRAIG

And, like, it even says in the instructions, it's like, sometimes does not include power cord. It's like, why wouldn't it include a power cord?

KEVIN

And, and, and the— it, it's always It's not sometimes, it never has a power cord.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

You're going to have to buy one. So it's just frustrating. Yeah.

CRAIG

So, and I didn't, I didn't want other homeowners out there going through the same frustrating pro— like, you know, I, I was able to make it work, like it's fine. But like, it was just like when, as I opened the package, I was expecting like, you know, where's the power cord?

KEVIN

Yeah. Not there.

CRAIG

No.

KEVIN

Yep.

CRAIG

I mean, like, can you imagine buying like a brand new computer Like, you— this is, this is like the classic, like, sales trick, right? It's like, you want this brand new computer at the great price? It's only $20.

KEVIN

Right.

CRAIG

Great, I'll take it. Yeah, look at my new $20 computer. How do I— oh no, I can't power it. Yeah, I've got the power cable over here. It's $6,000. It's the only one that works with that one. You son of a—

KEVIN

Yeah, that's exactly the way that goes.

CRAIG

Yeah, and that's what it feels like.

KEVIN

Uh, it, it does. It's a, it's a money grab. That's all it is. Who knows? Well, thanks for downloading the episode today, for watching on Facebook. If you've not already, uh, subscribed to us, please do that. We love our subscribers very, very much. Uh, leave us a rating or review on iTunes would be fantastic. Tell your friends, but Until then, we'll see you next time. See ya!

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