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Trip Report and Commercial Real Estate Shocker

In this episode Craig and Kevin talk about the recent freeze in Houston and give a trip report on Craig’s trip to Branson. But, the most shocking part of the conversation is our stats we’re going to discuss regarding the commercial real estate state. We have a lot of fun and think you’ll enjoy this episode. Let us know what you think!

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KEVIN

This is episode number 274 of The Homeowner Show. Whether you're DIY or looking to hire, we're here to help you find the best information and options for you and your home. My name is Kevin Hackett, and here with me is Craig Williams.

CRAIG

Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to The Homeowner Show. We're so glad you could join us for another live episode. We're back in the studio, Kev.

KEVIN

We're back. I didn't know if we'd ever get back, man.

CRAIG

We made it. We survived the freeze. Well, it wasn't as bad as the one before.

KEVIN

Well, you say that.

CRAIG

There was a lot more car wrecks this time.

KEVIN

Yeah, well, we had a— yeah, it was weird because I don't think anybody expected it to be quite as bad as it was.

CRAIG

Well, it got colder than they predicted.

KEVIN

Yeah, that, that— well, not just that. Um, I think, I think that the wind was worse, which made the the feels like so much worse.

CRAIG

Yep.

KEVIN

And because of that, a lot of things changed. And, uh, one of the things that changed— you said it wasn't as bad, it was worse for me. Well, uh, because we had a problem.

CRAIG

Uh-huh.

KEVIN

And I think I told you.

CRAIG

You called me, I remember. Yeah, I called.

KEVIN

And we, uh, woke up— let's see, everything went south on Sunday. Monday was fine. Everybody was, was home because it was, it was, uh, you know, holiday. Tuesday, everybody was out of school. Um, but we woke up Tuesday with no water, which we live on a well. And so I'm going, oh, things have gone awry. Yeah. And I'm going, okay, well, it could be a lot of things. We've had, we've had issues here and there with our well, just And, and we've never had a well before. Like, this is the first time living on property that we've ever had this. So we're learning how to deal with this. Well, we've had issues where like it's just a breaker, right? So I go out

KEVIN

and kind of start examining things and I find, well, all the breakers are on, so that's not the issue.

CRAIG

Right.

KEVIN

And, uh, so long story short, um, we did have a— a pipe running from the wellhead. So anatomy of a well real quick. Everybody needs to know. So you got, you got the well and you got a pump.

CRAIG

Well, there's a giant hole in the ground.

KEVIN

Giant hole in the ground. You put a pump down there connected to a pipe that goes all the way up to the wellhead. Mm-hmm. The wellhead then distributes the water to a holding tank that's pressurized. Mm-hmm. And that then distributes water to your house. Right. or wherever else you—

CRAIG

That's how you achieve water pressure. That's where you—

KEVIN

yeah, the, the tank is pressurized. So the, the pipes from the wellhead to the tank froze.

CRAIG

Okay.

KEVIN

And oddly enough, the one pipe I knew was water, a water pipe that goes straight into the tank, I knew that.

CRAIG

Uh-huh.

KEVIN

And it's, it's been wrapped since I moved there. The other, the other pipe I didn't even know was a water pipe, and it's never been covered ever. Even last year during the, during the crazy freeze, never been covered, and we didn't have any issues.

CRAIG

And that's the one that froze?

KEVIN

That's the one that froze. And so what happened was the pump was pumping to what they call a deadhead.

CRAIG

Uh-huh.

KEVIN

Uh, the wellhead was— it couldn't go anywhere, so it was dead. So what happened was the, the pump was pumping water, but the way the pump cools itself is water travels through the pump and cools it. But if it doesn't go anywhere, then it just sits there and, and churns, and it starts getting hot. The pump itself gets hot.

CRAIG

Yeah. And hot and hot and hotter and hotter.

KEVIN

Didn't burn the pump up, but it did melt the PVC that it was threaded to. And I don't think I even showed you, whenever they were pulling it up, the, the, the pump was literally hanging by the electrical wire.

CRAIG

Oh geez.

KEVIN

And thankfully our well guys are smart and they, they taped that thing like crazy because otherwise I mean, if it's swinging or anything, it won't make it up through the, uh, through the pipe.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

And, um, but they got it up and, and basically what— I mean, they don't really know what's going on until they get the pump out of the ground. So they got the pump out of the ground, they're like, look, man, like, it's—

CRAIG

it—

KEVIN

I don't see any major damage to the pump, but we can't open it up and, and find out what's inside the casing. But if there's turbines inside have, have dislodged or, or melted or anything, right, then you're gonna have a problem.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

And then whatever labor you're gonna incur by us just putting this thing back in, you're gonna have to incur again. And that could be a month from now, it could be 3 years from now, we have no idea.

CRAIG

Right.

KEVIN

And he was like, so You can take the risk. And he said, you know, this thing pumps 15 gallons a minute, which I was like, dang, that's a lot. That's a lot of water.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

Uh, pumps 15, uh, gallons a minute, and it may pump 10 gallons a minute.

CRAIG

You don't know.

KEVIN

It may pump 5 gallons a minute, and— but we won't know. And he was like, so, you know, take the risk and do what you want to do, um, or we can just put a new pump in. Dude, we just put a new pump in, in July.

CRAIG

Oh, really?

KEVIN

Yeah, because the pump, the pump did die. I mean, it was just at the end of its lifespan in July. And, uh, we were in Branson, actually. We're gonna talk about Branson a little bit tonight. We were in Branson with my family, and I get a call from my wife. She'd go, we got no water. I've called the guy and he's got to come out. They had to replace the pump. And, uh, I elected to replace the pump because Dude, I just didn't want to—

CRAIG

How much, how much are one of those? Do you, or do you not want to—

KEVIN

are you still— It's a lot of money.

CRAIG

It's a lot of money.

KEVIN

It's a lot of money. It was, uh—

CRAIG

Pumps are not cheap.

KEVIN

No, it was the, the entire bill. Well, the labor included, it was $3,700.

CRAIG

Geez.

KEVIN

That's the second time in 6 months I've done that.

CRAIG

That's not fun.

KEVIN

No, not fun at all.

CRAIG

And, and they're not warrantied at all, I guess.

KEVIN

Well, no, they are. Except for natural disasters. They're not warrantied against lightning strikes. They're not warrantied—

CRAIG

Naturally.

KEVIN

Yeah, naturally. They're not warrantied against freeze. They're not warrantied against— this was an interesting— they're not warrantied against portable generators, which is what I have.

CRAIG

Right.

KEVIN

I mean, I've—

CRAIG

I got a—

KEVIN

I got the biggest portable generator you can get that runs on natural gas. I got the biggest one on the market. Um, but if something happens while it's connected to that someday, then tough noogies. Tough noogies.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

So, I mean, and, and I get it. I mean, I understand, like, they can't— I mean, at that point you got voltage issues, you got all sorts of things that can happen.

CRAIG

But like, it's frustrating to like run up against that, but at the same time, I think it's, I think it's good for people to understand like why it is that way.

KEVIN

Sure.

CRAIG

You know, because I mean, and I think like specifically like with the generator, I mean, like sometimes people just like jerry-rig stuff, right? And like the wrong voltage will run through that pump or whatever. Like, and so like since they have no control over that, right, they can't warranty that.

KEVIN

No, it's absolutely, it's beyond their control. So whenever they don't have a controlled environment, right, then they can't warranty it. warranty. And I get that. Um, but man, they put that new pump in and everything's great again. Uh, I will tell you this.

CRAIG

Mm-hmm.

KEVIN

Um, we wound up getting low water pressure in a few places. And I was like, and dude, I was tired. Like, it, it had been a long week. And plus, just all this going on. And, uh, so I went to bed and I was like, I don't know, like, we may have to call them tomorrow and see. I, I said, honestly, I haven't even gone out to the tank to make sure it's pressurized correctly. I don't even know. But they checked it all before they left. Um, the next day I woke up and I was like, you know what, this thing's been sitting for like 2 days. I need to take the shower head off and just see what's in there, what's in there. And it was just gunked up.

CRAIG

I bet.

KEVIN

With that filter inside. So I cleaned that out and everything's good. So I mean, I will tell you, if like around your house, especially like kitchen faucet, shower head, any of that, like if you wind up feeling like, man, I wish my water pressure was a little bit higher. Yeah, take that sucker off and check your filter.

CRAIG

Oh, for sure.

KEVIN

Because 9 times out of 10, there's nothing wrong with your water, right? It's, it's your faucet that's doing something. So anyway, it was like, I, you know, I look at it on, on a couple levels. I'm like, okay, if I'm gonna have an issue, I'm glad it's outside my house. You know, I'm glad that the water didn't come into my house before there was a problem.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

And I mean, it's a pretty controlled situation. I mean, it's frustrating, but okay. I'll write it off. And, you know, it is one of those deals.

CRAIG

It's part of it, man.

KEVIN

It's part of it.

CRAIG

And so— You don't have a water bill?

KEVIN

No, I don't. And that's the thing is like, no, no, I don't have a $3,700 water bill otherwise, but—

CRAIG

Make that up over 10 years. Yeah.

KEVIN

Over 10 years, it's fine. Um, but I, you know, I own my water.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

And that's, I mean, there's something to be said about that. And for sure, I can, I can do whatever. Like, whenever I fill my, my pool up every year, because I drain it, when I fill my pool up every year, I don't care. It's not a big deal.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

Like, it might cost me $10 in electricity.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

But that's it. You know, it's my water. Yeah. It's my water. I can do with it what I want to. And it's good water too. Like, it's—

CRAIG

Well water is always better.

KEVIN

It is.

CRAIG

Every time it's better.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

Like, I've never, I've never had an— I mean, I'm sure there's been wells that have like, gotten tainted or whatever. But like, if it's a good well, well water is always better.

KEVIN

It is.

CRAIG

And, uh, I grew up on well water.

KEVIN

Yeah, exactly. So anyway, that was frustrating.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

But I will tell you this, I then— so 2 nights later it froze again. So that was like Friday night, I think it was. Yeah, yeah, it froze again.

CRAIG

And so it wasn't as— it wasn't as hard. It wasn't as—

KEVIN

it, it wasn't. It got down to like 22 or something like that. But, and it was only for like 10 hours. But, um, let me tell you what I did. And I, I, we, we're gonna build like a house to put over that thing, right? And like something I can insulate and put a heater in.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

Uh, just to future-proof it, right? But until that happens, because it's kind of in the middle of the yard, so you can't just leave it there forever based on where it's at. So, um, But I've got fiberglass, um, insulation, just like they're, they're like, I don't know, like maybe 4 or 5 inches wide.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

Wrapped the whole pipe, and then I came back with one of those, um, pipe insulations, you know, the one you slid up the side and just put around it. So I put that around it, and then I used insulated tape to tape that thing closed. And then I used it. I'd never seen this before. It's a 10 mil pipe wrap. I mean, 10 mil is pretty thick.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

But it's tape and it's super strong, but it's weatherproof, it's windproof, waterproof. And I wrapped that after that and I'm like, okay, that's about as good as I can do.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

For every day being out in the open, you know. And so we'll see, we'll see what happens. Um, and you know, if in the future I'll build a house and yeah, should be totally fine. Yeah, but it was frustrating.

CRAIG

I bet. How long were you without water?

KEVIN

Uh, 2 days.

CRAIG

Oh wow.

KEVIN

Yeah, it was, it was, well, it was like 2 days plus the morning that they came. So yeah, and one, 2 of those mornings were days that my kids need to go to school. My wife, you know, had to go to work too. So Thankfully, you know, we have friends and relatives and we just went over to someone else's house and, and showered. Well, I didn't. They did. Um, uh, but—

CRAIG

Did it, did it— so no water at your, uh, guest house in the back?

KEVIN

No.

CRAIG

Oh, dang.

KEVIN

No, I mean, because everything runs off the well.

CRAIG

Okay.

KEVIN

Um, speaking of, I need to go. I turned off all of my, like, out spigots, uh, like in my shop and everywhere else. I can go turn those back on. I turned those off before the freeze and drained them, uh, because I don't need those. But yeah, she was out of water too, so we went to like— we went and just loaded gallon jugs up just to have stuff to flush the toilet with, you know. So we made it, we figured it out.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

But I don't want to do it again.

CRAIG

I know.

KEVIN

I will tell you though, that right there is the reason— and, and some of you have been listening for a while— that's the reason that I bought a generator.

CRAIG

Right.

KEVIN

At my house, because at my house, if the electricity goes out, the well doesn't work.

CRAIG

The well doesn't work.

KEVIN

Yeah. And so, you know, you really gotta have, you know, that, that well moving. And so we bought a generator for it.

CRAIG

What's interesting about that is I think it's, I think it's little moments like that, like when there's like a freeze and a pipe bursts and like, then you have to shut the whole house down. Or, you know, there's a hurricane and the power's out for a couple of days. Yep. Or whatever. I think those are the moments when people— it's a blessing in disguise because it's a realization as to how ill-prepared a lot of people are.

KEVIN

Oh, yeah.

CRAIG

To sustain themselves for 2 days.

KEVIN

Oh, it's— I mean, 2 days is not that long.

CRAIG

It's not.

KEVIN

But there— I mean, if you don't have any water. Yeah.

CRAIG

2 days is a long time.

KEVIN

2 days is a very long time at that point. And you can— and not only that, like, if you run out of— like, if you have an all-electric house, like, our friend Eric is listening, or at least he was, because he, he, uh, he put a message up. Um, he said the answer is always to lay more pipe. Um, that's pretty good.

CRAIG

Um, but— He's not wrong.

KEVIN

No, he's not. But, you know, if you have— if you're out where he is and you gotta have an electric house, um, Then your electricity goes out. You can't cook.

CRAIG

Was this Air Key?

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

Yeah. This is no problem. But the gasless west.

KEVIN

Exactly. Anyway, pretty funny.

CRAIG

Oh.

KEVIN

So, well, how are you doing?

CRAIG

I'm doing good, man.

KEVIN

Yeah. Yeah.

CRAIG

Alright. We, I mean, the, the freeze was fine. Well, I mean, I say it was fine. We, we had one busted pipe. Um, but it was, it was by the pool equipment.

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

And it was a supply line.

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

And so we just capped it.

KEVIN

Oh, you say, yeah, worry about it later.

CRAIG

It was nothing we even need.

KEVIN

I mean, like— Yeah. Oh, ever?

CRAIG

No, not really.

KEVIN

Oh.

CRAIG

It was a, um, whoever, whoever was here before us had an ice maker refrigerator on the party deck.

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

And we don't have that. And so it was the supply line for like the refrigerator.

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

And who cares? So like, we just capped it.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

And then just went on about our day.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

Which, I mean, by the way, they, um, uh, I didn't even realize this. My, my father-in-law brought these home. Um, I didn't realize that they made a SharkBite like termination cap.

KEVIN

Really?

CRAIG

Yes.

KEVIN

Well, that's nice.

CRAIG

It's super nice.

KEVIN

Sheesh.

CRAIG

So like, we just cut the pipe, pulled it aside, stuck the SharkBite on there, walked away.

KEVIN

That's nice.

CRAIG

No glue, nothing.

KEVIN

Huh.

CRAIG

It was awesome.

KEVIN

Yeah, that is nice. So, oh, oh, speaking of, let me say this real quick and then we can move on. But, um, I started doing like research, okay, like what can I do to keep this thing from— for these, these pipes in the middle of the yard, yeah, from freezing? And I came across, uh, insulated heat tape.

CRAIG

I've seen— I've heard about this.

KEVIN

Yeah. Um, and Like, they get— it gets really good reviews. Um, it's really not too terribly expensive. I mean, whenever you kind of look at it for what we needed, we probably just need 3 feet of it, and we didn't need a lot. But you can get— you can get like 50 foot of it if you need, or 100 foot even. Um, you just have to have a 110 outlet, which we've got right there by it. No big deal. Um, and it says it works on PVC, right?

CRAIG

Well, my—

KEVIN

I talked to my well guy about it and he goes, man, he said, I, I, I know people that use it, but I've seen 2 instances where it just melted the pipe.

CRAIG

Dang.

KEVIN

And he goes, that's a big problem.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

And he goes, so I mean, I can't recommend it. He said— and this was very interesting.

CRAIG

Do you think it was like improperly installed? I mean, because like, I— well, I don't want to hear from the— I don't want to hear from the heat tape people like, hey, like You're messing with our product.

KEVIN

It's very possible. I mean, I— but here's the thing.

CRAIG

But I mean, like, you know, you know, that, that, that plumber guy, I mean, he probably could have like sold you some heat tape right there if you really wanted to.

KEVIN

Oh, absolutely. You know, yeah, absolutely could. And it's one of those deals where you go, okay, properly installed or not, it happened, right? Okay, if it's not properly installed, then now you gotta hire someone to come install it properly in order for this not to be a a quote unquote problem. It becomes cumbersome at that point, right? So, especially when literally you're supposed to take it and just like, you know, spiral it around your—

CRAIG

Well, that's what I'm wondering, right? Is like, this is something we run into in our industry all the time. It's like, well, you read the instructions, but then you thought that they didn't apply to you.

KEVIN

Oh, you put the right amount of mixture in the tank, but you did it twice.

CRAIG

Right, right. And so like, so like you, and I don't know anything about heat tape, how to put it on. I know nothing about it. But I'm, I'm wondering if, like you said, like, well, just keep a gap on your spiral of like 2 inches or something. And they're like, oh, well, I really don't want it to freeze, so I'm gonna make the gap, you know, 2 centimeters. Yeah.

KEVIN

And I think that on a, on a, a metal or copper pipe, probably wouldn't matter, you know. But on PVC—

CRAIG

Oh, probably. Yeah. Well, PVC— copper's kind of weird, man, because you got to sweat that pipe, and that's what, you know, if you heat it up too much I don't know how hot the heat tape gets. I don't—

KEVIN

well, I, I, I don't think it gets super hot.

CRAIG

I actually might be more concerned about putting it on copper than I would PVC. Maybe.

KEVIN

Maybe.

CRAIG

I—

KEVIN

all I know is that, um, he just— he advised against it. And this was something he said that I found very interesting. Uh-huh. He goes, man, believe it or not, the last 4 years have been colder than we've ever seen. And he said, so we're still learning what to tell people to do. And he said, I don't— he said, we've had harder freezes the last 4 years than we've ever seen in 25.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

Which I— which for 25 is not a large sample.

CRAIG

Sure.

KEVIN

Obviously. But for them, for— yeah. 25 years in business.

CRAIG

That's a career.

KEVIN

That's a career.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

And so whenever you don't have hard evidence, data to go, this is what we've done before, and this is what we know works.

CRAIG

Right.

KEVIN

And you can't recommend to your customers what to do, that's a problem. And they, And they recognized that. They weren't, they weren't, you know, they're like, just, man, best, best case scenario is to wrap it and build a house over it. Yeah. And I'm like, they're— that's foolproof, really.

CRAIG

Yeah. The build, build the building, the, the, the well house is—

KEVIN

yeah, that's key. Yeah. And we, and we've got that. I mean, our, our tank is in a, a heated and air-conditioned building. Mm-hmm. Um, but that that wellhead isn't.

CRAIG

Right.

KEVIN

So anyway, well, let's talk about—

CRAIG

Well, hey, this episode, yes, is brought to you by—

KEVIN

Let's talk about that.

CRAIG

Lone Star Appliance Repair.

KEVIN

They are.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

Lone Star Appliance Repair. This is the place. Actually, I was actually in conversation about Lone Star Appliance Repair the other day. Their, their phone number, by the way, is 936-647- 2364. It's right there on the screen if you're watching online. I, I was talking to someone about repairing their appliances the other day.

CRAIG

Mhmm.

KEVIN

And it's very interesting because the, the tendency for everybody is just throw the appliance away.

CRAIG

Sure.

KEVIN

My, my parents actually just had this happen. Something happened. Their fridge stopped working.

CRAIG

Mhmm.

KEVIN

They're like, we're just gonna go buy another one. And I'm like, why don't you just get it repaired? And like, well, we've heard this, we've heard that, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, okay, find somebody in your area that is reputable. And that's one of the things that I think is, is the most important. Someone's not just gonna come in and sell you a bunch of parts or come do a diagnostic and then tell you we can't fix it.

CRAIG

Right.

KEVIN

Whatever. Someone who's reputable that's gonna take care of you and Lone Star Repair does that. Yeah, we've used them, right? Like, it's, it's— they're, they're gonna take care of you. Yeah, every time. Every time.

CRAIG

So, I mean, we actually, we, uh, we had them out, uh, today.

KEVIN

Oh, really?

CRAIG

Uh, we were gonna— we were, we were supposed to have them, uh, clean our washing machine, which most people don't even know that you need to have that cleaned from time to time.

KEVIN

They've got a maintenance system for that.

CRAIG

They do. They have a maintenance plan for that. And just communication error. They didn't realize that ours were stacked. And they're like, oh, like, we're really supposed to schedule this with 2 people or a dolly. Oh, that makes sense. In order to make this proper. And they said— they were like, well, we usually charge, like, a service fee just for being out here, but, like, not today.

KEVIN

Oh, nice.

CRAIG

Yeah. So they're gonna— they're gonna reschedule and come back out and get our— man, washing machines, if you don't clean them, can be the smelliest thing ever. And if you can watch all the YouTube videos you want on how to clean it, I don't want to do it. Even if, even if I was confident in like being able to put it back together, which I'm not.

KEVIN

No, of course not.

CRAIG

Like, I still don't want to deal with the smell.

KEVIN

Right, because inevitably you wind up like with like 2 extra screws.

CRAIG

Something.

KEVIN

And you're like, wait a minute, I, I took those out of somewhere.

CRAIG

Yeah, and I, I am not a detail person, and they're just not going back.

KEVIN

Not gonna go back.

CRAIG

So I'm, I'm either Here's, here's what's probably gonna happen if I do that.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

I'm gonna flip it on and see if it works.

KEVIN

Of course.

CRAIG

You know, and it'll probably work.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

But if it doesn't, what are you gonna do? I'm buying a new one. Right.

KEVIN

So it's just, at that point, it would have been smarter for you to just have them come out and do it for you.

CRAIG

It's a $600 to $1,000 mistake at that point.

KEVIN

Right.

CRAIG

And whereas I could have just paid somebody else to do it.

KEVIN

Right.

CRAIG

So exactly. I'm gonna pay somebody else. I'm gonna call Lone Star Appliance Repair. Give them a call. They'll get you taken care of. Phone numbers on the screen, links in the show notes if you want to click on the website, and you can text them.

KEVIN

I love that, dude.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

Maybe my favorite thing.

CRAIG

Text them, send them some emojis.

KEVIN

That's right.

CRAIG

I love it.

KEVIN

Just random emojis.

CRAIG

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KEVIN

Cool.

CRAIG

Yeah. So, uh, really, uh, tonight we're, we're doing a bit of a trip recap because I just— we just took a big trip to Branson.

KEVIN

Yeah. I didn't even know y'all were going, man.

CRAIG

I know. Jerk. Oh well. You'll get over it. Um, we'll see. Yeah, so we, we stayed in a really cool place right on the lake. It was right across from the, um, I don't know where the Bass Pro Shops is.

KEVIN

Oh yeah.

CRAIG

Um, so we were right across the lake from that.

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

Um, which was really cool because we could go watch like the fireworks and the water show that they have there every night.

KEVIN

Yeah, they got like a massive zip line there.

CRAIG

They do have a massive zip line.

KEVIN

Like across the river.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

So that's awesome.

CRAIG

So How do I talk about Branson? There were parts of it that were amazing.

KEVIN

Is this your first time to Branson?

CRAIG

No. Oddly enough, it was my second time to Branson.

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

The first time I ever went to Branson was with Micah.

KEVIN

Oh.

CRAIG

And it was just me and him.

KEVIN

That's weird.

CRAIG

And like, really, like the only thing, we stopped in and we had dinner.

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

And then we left.

KEVIN

That doesn't count. Really, I mean, now that you've been to Branson, you know that doesn't count.

CRAIG

It, it kind of counted because we, we— what do they call that place where the Bass Pro Shops is?

KEVIN

Yeah, it's, uh, it's the, uh, The Landing. The Branson Landing.

CRAIG

Okay, so we, we walked through Bass Pro Shops and then we went and had dinner somewhere in The Landing.

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

And then we left.

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

And we drove the drag. I mean, like, we, we saw, we saw everything that was there. Um, we just— that, that was all we had time for and we were going to go through Branson anyway.

KEVIN

76. 76, right? Isn't that the name of the road? Highway 76?

CRAIG

It's 76. I'm pretty sure.

KEVIN

Sure.

CRAIG

Let's, let's just call it— yeah, they'll rename it. It is what it is. Yeah. The Homeowner Show 76.

KEVIN

That's right. That's right. We, we heard it here first.

CRAIG

We made it famous. Not you guys that have been performing there for like the last 60 years.

KEVIN

That's right.

CRAIG

It's us.

KEVIN

Right.

CRAIG

Um, so we went there for 2 reasons. One was to go to Silver Dollar City.

KEVIN

Yes.

CRAIG

And the other one was to go see Queen Esther.

KEVIN

Oh, yes. Both yeses.

CRAIG

So have you seen Queen Esther?

KEVIN

I've seen— yes, I have.

CRAIG

So I— so here's, here's— we'll start off with the good. I have been to many Broadway shows. Yeah, many, many, many over the years. Sometimes because I wanted to go, sometimes because I was forced to go.

KEVIN

I, I, on the other hand, go to them on purpose.

CRAIG

Yeah. Yeah. Dude, let me— always funny, funny story about Broadway shows. Um, my— when I think I was— and how old was I? I think I was like 17, 16 or 17.

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

And for Christmas one year, my mom said, I want to take everyone to go see a show. And her and my sister had gone to New York and seen Stomp.

KEVIN

Oh, okay.

CRAIG

And they loved it.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

And there was some sort of show playing in Houston, which, if you don't know, Is Houston still number 2?

KEVIN

Yeah, the last time I checked it was, believe it or not.

CRAIG

Yeah, Houston is number 2 when it comes to theater.

KEVIN

Theater district.

CRAIG

Yeah. Yeah. And like, that's impressive considering there's like Chicago and London and LA and LA. I mean, like, there's, there's some cool theater towns, but Houston's number 2 next to— after New York.

KEVIN

It's crazy.

CRAIG

You know, like, I don't know that anybody will ever top New York, but Houston's number 2. So you can see some incredible shows in Houston. And she was like, hey, I found this show. It's just like Stomp. want to go see it. Let's go see it. And so it was either like a few days. And you'll understand why my confusion on the dates here in just a second, because I don't know what date this holiday is on. But it was like right before or right after Christmas. And so we go and we're sitting in the audience and we're there a little bit early.

KEVIN

Was it Blue Man Group?

CRAIG

No.

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

No.

KEVIN

All right, keep going.

CRAIG

We're sitting in the audience and we're dressed pretty nice. And all of a sudden, other people start walking in the theater.

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

Which normally wouldn't notice other people walking in the theater, except they're not dressed like us.

KEVIN

Oh.

CRAIG

Most of them are dressed in what looks like African robes.

KEVIN

All right.

CRAIG

And it, like, you see, like, 1 or 2 and you're like, oh, cool. Good for you, man.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

And, but then it's like half the audience.

KEVIN

Oh.

CRAIG

And we're like, what's going on?

KEVIN

Yeah. Yeah. That's different.

CRAIG

What's happening right now? And so then the show starts and it's kind of like Stomp.

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

But the narrative of the show is how the white man stole the drum.

KEVIN

Oh.

CRAIG

And once I figure out that that's what the show's about, I jump on my phone.

KEVIN

Right.

CRAIG

And I'm like, what? Like, so I look it up, and lo and behold, the day that we go to the show is Kwanzaa.

KEVIN

Oh, interesting.

CRAIG

And so everyone's there to celebrate Kwanzaa.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

And this show about finding your rhythm.

KEVIN

Interesting.

CRAIG

And I'm looking around going, I didn't steal nothing, y'all.

KEVIN

I didn't do it.

CRAIG

I didn't do it. I didn't take it.

KEVIN

I don't, I don't know where it is.

CRAIG

If I had it, I'd give it to you.

KEVIN

Give it to you right now.

CRAIG

Right now. Right now. So, so, so anyway, all that to say, we've been going to see shows for a long, long time.

KEVIN

Sure.

CRAIG

Um, and I will, I will say this, Queen Esther is probably the best, if not the best show I've been to ever.

KEVIN

Interesting.

CRAIG

Ever.

KEVIN

That's interesting.

CRAIG

Just really, really good.

KEVIN

So What one of the— I'm, I'm curious about a couple of things. What about it? Because I've seen 4 shows there, I believe.

CRAIG

The Sound and Light Theater?

KEVIN

Yeah. Um, sound— not Sound and Light.

CRAIG

Sound— I think it's Sound and Light.

KEVIN

Uh-uh. Some similar to that. Sight and Sound.

CRAIG

Sight and Sound. You're absolutely right. Yeah.

KEVIN

Sight and Sound. Um, my bad. But the Sight and Sound Theater, I've seen, I've seen 4. I've seen Esther. I've seen Jonah.

CRAIG

That one looks cool. Uh-huh.

KEVIN

I've seen Noah.

CRAIG

Uh-huh.

KEVIN

And I've seen Joseph.

CRAIG

Okay.

KEVIN

And all of them are unbelievable. So I'm curious, what was the thing that you went, oh, wow, about it?

CRAIG

Okay. So one, I didn't, I didn't know it was gonna be as big.

KEVIN

What do you mean by that?

CRAIG

Well, one, it's just a huge theater.

KEVIN

It's a huge theater.

CRAIG

I think it seats like 2,500.

KEVIN

It does.

CRAIG

So it's a huge theater.

KEVIN

And they sell out almost every show. Yeah.

CRAIG

They said like they over 700,000 because they run like a show a year.

KEVIN

Right.

CRAIG

And I think they're going to re-up Esther.

KEVIN

They might.

CRAIG

Just because it was so successful. But like they said, over 700,000 just this past year went to see that one. Seen Queen Esther. Right. But I didn't— so like I went—

KEVIN

I—

CRAIG

and this is— I do this a lot. Like I try and go in with like zero expectations.

KEVIN

Sure.

CRAIG

Like if it's like a new experience, I try and not research it.

KEVIN

Sure.

CRAIG

Especially if it's something like somebody has invited me to.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

Because I feel like if I research it, I'm gonna go in with things that I already don't like about it.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

And I just, I don't like doing that to somebody else's art.

KEVIN

Sure.

CRAIG

So anyway, I did not realize it was that big. I did not realize it was a wraparound theater.

KEVIN

That is maybe one of the most impressive things.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

And so you don't know that.

CRAIG

Yeah. If you don't know that, and I didn't know that. Yeah. And so like when you're in there, it looks just like a regular theater, but then all of a sudden the sides open up.

KEVIN

Yep.

CRAIG

And it's not just that the sides open up, but there's actual stage props and people and things happening at like 180 degrees.

KEVIN

180 degrees the entire show. Show.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

During the time when something is happening on the left side that people are talking and interacting with each other, there's still townspeople doing stuff on the other side. as if all of this is happening in real time.

CRAIG

Right.

KEVIN

This is not a moment in time. This is like inclusive.

CRAIG

Yeah, it's very immersive.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

And so I did know that there were gonna be live animals.

KEVIN

Yeah, that's always.

CRAIG

And so I was— someone had told me that.

KEVIN

Yeah, that, yeah.

CRAIG

It was still impressive.

KEVIN

Oh yeah.

CRAIG

Because they, while it, While it is 180 degrees out in front of you, they bring the animals out in the aisles.

KEVIN

Yeah. Right. Where are we all sitting?

CRAIG

Center.

KEVIN

Lower level or upper level?

CRAIG

Lower level center.

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

Yeah. Like, my, my mom went all out for this one.

KEVIN

Yeah. It's interesting because personally, I like the upper level better.

CRAIG

Because you can kinda see everything?

KEVIN

Yes. Because it's such a wraparound.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

If you're in the front or in the middle anywhere, you have to, like, physically turn around to see everything. And if you're in the back, you can—

CRAIG

I can see how you would like that. I liked where I was at because I felt more in the story.

KEVIN

Sure, I get that too.

CRAIG

So, but anyway, just incredible production.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

And like, I'm telling you, like, I've been to Cats, I've been to Phantom, great shows.

KEVIN

I hated Cats.

CRAIG

I know that that one song is good. Everything else is just crap.

KEVIN

It's weird.

CRAIG

Um, no, it's not.

KEVIN

It's weird.

CRAIG

It's dumb is what it is.

KEVIN

Uh, that's, that's also that.

CRAIG

Um, so, and like, I get it. Like, it was creative project, blah, blah, blah, blah, whatever. Um, didn't like it.

KEVIN

I didn't either.

CRAIG

Uh, but yeah, it was like every, every, every bit of that show was just great.

KEVIN

The talent was good.

CRAIG

Yep.

KEVIN

I mean, the, the singing was good.

CRAIG

The songs were good.

KEVIN

Music was good. Like, the— it was all— it's just very well done. Yeah, very well done.

CRAIG

Yeah, so I was, I was super impressed. So the highlight of the trip for me.

KEVIN

Yeah, for sure.

CRAIG

So we, uh, we— so that, that was the main thrust of the trip.

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

So my, uh, mother insisted that we go to Silver Dollar City.

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

Um, which I'd like to go give it a second shot.

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

Because it was like 30 degrees the whole time we were there.

KEVIN

Ah, yeah. So when we went in July, end of July, beginning of August, I imagine it was lovely. It, it was nice. It was, it was hot, but it wasn't so hot that if you weren't like consistently cooling yourself down, you were miserable, right? It was, but 30 is a little ridiculous.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

And some of the, some of the rides you just can't even do.

CRAIG

They don't even open them.

KEVIN

Yeah, one of my, one of our favorite, or 2 of our favorite rides are water rides.

CRAIG

Mm-hmm.

KEVIN

And can't ride those.

CRAIG

So the whole reason we went is because we went on the, I think it was the 27th. No, we went on the 28th.

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

They were closing the park on the 29th.

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

And it's the last. So you could literally be like one of the last people to ever ride Fire in the Hole.

KEVIN

Oh, okay.

CRAIG

They're shutting it down forever.

KEVIN

Are they?

CRAIG

After, after this season.

KEVIN

Really?

CRAIG

So it's gone.

KEVIN

Why?

CRAIG

Uh, because they're replacing it with a newer version.

KEVIN

Oh, okay.

CRAIG

Um, but, and it'd been open since like 1971 or something like that.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

Um, and you could tell. It's rough.

KEVIN

Dude, we—

CRAIG

I, I— But it's like their most famous ride.

KEVIN

I know. I, I made a mistake. of going whenever we went. It was, it was actually not crowded at all last time we went, and which was odd. Um, I think people had started like going back to school and stuff like that. But yeah, um, I made the mistake of being like, let's ride this first. And it's my kids, and they like, they're used to Disney.

CRAIG

Sure.

KEVIN

And most of the rides at Disney, even if they're intense, they're smooth.

CRAIG

Sure. That one's a little tough.

KEVIN

A little tough. Ryland rattled his brains out.

CRAIG

Oh, okay.

KEVIN

But beyond that, it was—

CRAIG

yeah, I mean, it's, it's rough.

KEVIN

Yeah. Yeah.

CRAIG

So good move on shutting it down.

KEVIN

Yeah, I agree.

CRAIG

Um, but like, we were like, like one of the last ones to ever ride it.

KEVIN

That's cool.

CRAIG

So that's that. I mean, like, that was cool, but that was like the only ride. I think there's like the water prison Oh, yeah.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

Uh-huh. That one was open.

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

So we got to ride that one. Everything else was closed.

KEVIN

Really?

CRAIG

Everything else.

KEVIN

The Time Traveler was closed?

CRAIG

Yep.

KEVIN

What?

CRAIG

Yep.

KEVIN

That's— well, I didn't, I didn't actually ride it because I knew my kids would, like, lose their ever-loving mind on that one.

CRAIG

Uh-huh.

KEVIN

But that one, if you don't know, if you're just listening, that one is— so it's a roller coaster, but the seats move independently, and, and they, they can swivel all the way around, right, as you're, as you're riding. So you can get oddly disoriented in that, in that one. Why they call it Time Traveler, right?

CRAIG

So every ride that was outside was closed.

KEVIN

Oh my goodness. Yeah.

CRAIG

And so, like, we, we had a few shows we could go to.

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

And there was food.

KEVIN

Did you get the cinnamon bread?

CRAIG

No.

KEVIN

Is it called cinnamon bread? I think it's called cinnamon bread. It may be called something different than cinnamon bread, but if you didn't get it, you missed out. Best thing I ever had.

CRAIG

Let me tell you, I missed out on a lot.

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

There was a lot I missed out on that day.

KEVIN

Okay, well, but you did do maybe the coolest thing at Silver Dollar City, didn't you?

CRAIG

Which is?

KEVIN

The cave.

CRAIG

Oh, yeah. That, that was the only thing. That was the only thing.

KEVIN

Redeeming quality.

CRAIG

Only redeeming quality about that day.

KEVIN

Was it not amazing?

CRAIG

It was amazing.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

Here was— and here was what made it extra amazing.

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

That thing is geothermal.

KEVIN

Oh, yeah. And so it was warmer inside there. So it was super—

CRAIG

By, like, almost 40 degrees. Yeah.

KEVIN

So it was super cold. Like, it was cold when we were there.

CRAIG

Right.

KEVIN

And, yeah, it stays a certain temperature.

CRAIG

Temperature. 68 degrees.

KEVIN

All the time.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

So, I mean, like, when we got in, we were like, oh, thank Jesus.

KEVIN

I'm sure you did.

CRAIG

Yep. I mean, well, and, like, because they only have, like, so many tours a day, and we hit the second to last one.

KEVIN

Mm.

CRAIG

And— 'cause I think the park closed at, like, 6:00.

KEVIN

And it's one of those places where, like, it takes— Isn't it like 2 hours?

CRAIG

It's an— it's like an hour and 15 minutes.

KEVIN

Okay. That's all?

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

Okay. Well, I was thinking it took longer than that. Whatever it was, they're like, look, pee now.

CRAIG

Right.

KEVIN

Because you're not gonna have another chance until you come out of this place.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

Yeah. And they're not wrong.

CRAIG

No. But the whole thing's incredible, man.

KEVIN

It absolutely is.

CRAIG

Like, they were telling us about how for the 100-year anniversary, they flew 5 hot air balloons in the big cave.

KEVIN

Into it.

CRAIG

Which, I mean, incredible.

KEVIN

I know, I know.

CRAIG

Absolutely incredible. Um, but I mean, like, the waterfall was cool. I mean, like, honestly, like, the whole— to me, the whole park is worth it if you go to the cave. I haven't ridden any of the roller coasters, but if you just see the cave, you're right, you're doing good.

KEVIN

You're not wrong. And I will tell you, the next time I go, I want to go to the bat area. Like, that's a different tour. It's called the Lantern Tour. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you go in, they literally give you a lantern And there's like, I think they said there's something, some crazy number like 100,000 bats or something. Yeah, like some, some stupid number, and I'm probably wrong on the number. Yeah, but it's pretty amazing.

CRAIG

So, well, let me, let me, let me tell you something else that's amazing.

KEVIN

We—

CRAIG

I had another company send me another pair of boots.

KEVIN

What?

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

Are you kidding me?

CRAIG

So this is—

KEVIN

what do I have to do? Do I literally have to like sell my soul? What do I have to do to get a pair of boots?

CRAIG

I did not sell my soul.

KEVIN

Okay, well, that's good.

CRAIG

So I'm just Congratulations, Craig. Thank you.

KEVIN

What you got?

CRAIG

So Rocky Boots sent me a pair, and this is the pair that they sent me.

KEVIN

Okay, um, dude, hold those up just a little bit.

CRAIG

Right there.

KEVIN

There you go, dude. Yeah, square toe. Huh?

CRAIG

Say what?

KEVIN

Square toe.

CRAIG

Square toe. Um, it's got a rubber sole. These are actually work boots.

KEVIN

Yeah, they got grass on the bottom.

CRAIG

Yeah, I've been working in them. Um, so here's what I did. I So they sent them to me, and I— this— so like after Georgia Boots sent me their boots and I had to break them in a little bit, I was like, all right, I'm gonna actually give these things like the most rigorous test I could possibly think of.

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

So I wore them to Silver Dollar City.

KEVIN

No, you didn't.

CRAIG

And it was like the second time I had worn them.

KEVIN

All right, to a theme park?

CRAIG

To a theme park.

KEVIN

What?

CRAIG

Yeah, I know. And so—

KEVIN

That was stupid.

CRAIG

Well, I was like, I was like, okay, I— they said that they're comfortable.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

But they also said they work, and so like they should Like, they should be ready out of the box.

KEVIN

Like, this is like, this is like Ariat level. That's what Ariat, like, that's what their whole big thing is.

CRAIG

Right.

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

I will. And so here's what I'll say. When I put them on, they felt a little thin.

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

Um, and I was like, and so I had, I was, I was like, I had a little bit of trepidation about wearing them to the park. I was like, these feel a little bit thin on the bottom.

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

Um, but My feet did not hurt after that day.

KEVIN

Really?

CRAIG

Like, and like, I never like once— like, I put them on in the morning going, okay, I need to be like cognizant of like my day because I'm wearing these boots because I want to give an honest review as to like, sure, how they do. And I feel like walking around a theme park, which is where you like— I'm gonna get like 15,000 to 17,000 steps in.

KEVIN

Well, and that thing is like up and down. That— I mean, right, Silver Dollar City is like treacherous.

CRAIG

Well, I think it's also fair to point out it's a huge park.

KEVIN

It's big.

CRAIG

I mean, it's, it's really, really big.

KEVIN

It's big. Yeah.

CRAIG

I don't know how you could go into it expecting to see all of it in a day.

KEVIN

No, because I mean, beyond the rides and stuff, they've got shows. Yes. That's one of the cool things is they've got, they've got these, you know, actors out there, singers and actors and different—

CRAIG

And they're all pretty good.

KEVIN

They're all pretty good. Yeah. I mean, it's worth going to. Yeah.

CRAIG

So anyway, I wore them all day and then I got home, I was like, I didn't feel the need to take them off.

KEVIN

Weird.

CRAIG

I was like—

KEVIN

And awesome.

CRAIG

My feet actually feel really good. And the other thing is, is like my problem with cowboy work boots is they usually have like a really goofy looking sole on them.

KEVIN

Right.

CRAIG

And I don't know, like if you, if you look at these, man, like it looks like, to me it looks like a legit cowboy boot.

KEVIN

It's normal.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

But it's a work boot.

KEVIN

Right.

CRAIG

And so it just doesn't have that weird, like clunky—

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

You know what I mean?

KEVIN

Yeah, I do.

CRAIG

And so, like, and which is why I picked them out. They told me I could pick out whichever pair I wanted.

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

They just, they just wanted me to check them out.

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

Um, and I, I gotta say, like, the, the leather is holding up. Like, they were super comfy.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

Um, I, I, the size I gave them, they sent me the right size. The size was perfect.

KEVIN

Fit? Fit great, dude.

CRAIG

Um, so I mean, like, right out of the box, I was like, I put them on and I was like, oh, I can go for a walk in these. I mean, like, it's like not a big deal at all.

KEVIN

Well, and, and if it's 30 degrees at Silver Dollar City, like, wearing boots is not a bad move.

CRAIG

No.

KEVIN

Only because, like, you wind up with— I mean, tennis shoes, like, nowadays, the most comfortable tennis shoes have— just have mesh. Right. Your feet are gonna freeze, man. Yeah. So you put on a pair of boots, you got good leather surrounding, you're gonna be alright.

CRAIG

So, yeah, a little bit more insulated. I had on some wool socks. That helped. Sure. So, like, just super, super comfy. So, like, they survived Silver— the Silver Dollar City experience. That's pretty impressive. Let me tell you, With all the rides closed, we did nothing but walk the whole day.

KEVIN

Well, that's all you can do.

CRAIG

That's all. And you had to walk just to stay warm.

KEVIN

Sure, I can believe that. So like eat and walk.

CRAIG

That's all you could do.

KEVIN

So it sounds kind of miserable. I'm not gonna lie.

CRAIG

It was miserable.

KEVIN

Except for the shoes or the boots, I mean.

CRAIG

Yeah, I mean, honestly, like, no, like the, the boots were the highlight of the day for me.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

It's like, it's the only thing that doesn't hurt.

KEVIN

And how many stairs are in the cave?

CRAIG

Oh geez. Well, like the first thing you go down is like a 60-foot flight of stairs.

KEVIN

Right. Yeah.

CRAIG

And that's just to get to the top of the big cave as you go down further into the cave.

KEVIN

Exactly. So I mean, you're climbing, you're— yeah.

CRAIG

Isn't it like a mile and a half that you end up walking through that thing?

KEVIN

Yeah, it's a long way. Yeah, it's a long way.

CRAIG

So, and a lot of it's like just kind of back and forth as you like, you know, snake your way down to the bottom of that first cave.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

So anyway, um, so yeah, Silver Dollar City was a bust. Rocky Boots, not a bust. And here's the thing, man, is I, I kind of did a suicide mission.

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

I didn't take another pair of shoes with me.

KEVIN

Oh my gosh. Was that, was that intentional?

CRAIG

Oh, it was totally, totally intentional, dude, because I was like, like, how else am I gonna get like the test? Dude, because otherwise I'm going to break it up into like little segments and like I just need to like go all in on this thing.

KEVIN

You're nuts.

CRAIG

And, and if my feet die, my feet die.

KEVIN

There was a very good possibility that happened.

CRAIG

So they didn't.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

So, and like what was different from this pair from the other pair is this pair, as soon as I put them on, I did not feel the need to like do anything to break them in. Like, they felt like, right, ready to go.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

The other ones are like, it's, it's thicker leather. Right. And I knew I was gonna break them in, but they'll probably last a long time. So I, as far as like longevity goes, I can't say anything about these, but like, as far as like right out of the box being comfortable, being able to go and do a lot in them right away.

KEVIN

Yeah. Perfect. And with these, you can tell which feet they're supposed to go on. That's true.

CRAIG

Yeah. Yeah. I posted that picture and I was like, he's not wrong.

KEVIN

They totally look like they're on the wrong foot.

CRAIG

They do. Yes. But, like, if you, if you, if you walk up to them, you're like, that's the left. That— it doesn't look like the left, but that's the left.

KEVIN

You know, that's the left. That's funny because the zipper's on the right.

CRAIG

I'm just kidding. Alright. So I've, I've got this, this other story for us.

KEVIN

Alright.

CRAIG

I wanted to, I wanted to lay it on you.

KEVIN

Bring it.

CRAIG

Oh, man.

KEVIN

Where did it go?

CRAIG

Okay.

KEVIN

There we go. You said it might surprise me, so we'll see.

CRAIG

Yeah. So this, so this particular one is from CNN Business.

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

And the title of the, of the article is Office Vacancy Rate Hits Record High. And so this is back from the first week in January. Let me see if I can read some of this for you. It says more office space is currently sitting empty in the United States than at any point since 1979.

KEVIN

Oh my goodness.

CRAIG

Said, and this is according to Moody's Analytics, which began tracking office leasing vacancies that year. So ever since we've been tracking office vacancies, now is the highest that it's ever been.

KEVIN

Wow.

CRAIG

Now it could have been higher prior to 1979, but we don't know because we haven't been tracking it. So ever since we've been tracking it, it's the highest.

KEVIN

That's interesting.

CRAIG

Uh, let's see here. Uh, yeah, here it is. The national office vacancy rate rose to a record-breaking 19.6% in the 4th quarter of 2023. Moody's Analytics, uh, that's the largest quarterly increase since the 1st quarter of 2021 and larger than the 19.3% level reached twice in 40 years.

KEVIN

Oh my goodness.

CRAIG

The average pre-pandemic office vacancy rate was around 16%. 19.8. Um, let's see, see if I can find— I'm gonna tell you something that I know to be true. I just don't know that it's in this article.

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

Okay, it's not in this article.

KEVIN

Tell me, lay it on me. I'll see if I believe you.

CRAIG

So that's the national average, right? The 19.2, is that what you said?

KEVIN

Uh, 19 point something.

CRAIG

19.6, I think.

KEVIN

19.6.

CRAIG

Yeah. Right now, it's 19.6. The last highest one was 19.3. That's the average. 19.3 was back in 1979.

KEVIN

Oh, geez.

CRAIG

So 19.6 is what it is right now. Right.

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

That's the national average.

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

Okay? Which means—

KEVIN

Some high.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

A lot higher.

CRAIG

Do you know which city has the largest commercial vacancy rate in the United States?

KEVIN

I'm gonna take a wild guess and say Houston.

CRAIG

You got it, Bubba.

KEVIN

Wow.

CRAIG

And it's like over 20%.

KEVIN

Oh my goodness, dude.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

Like, so I'll tell you this. Um, I've, I've actually had a weird observation over the last 3 months. So the last 3 months, whenever I go to work on Tuesdays— Mondays is not this way. I go in late on Wednesday, but on Tuesday—

CRAIG

I just looked it up. What the—

KEVIN

what the rate is?

CRAIG

In Houston, yeah.

KEVIN

What is it?

CRAIG

22.3%.

KEVIN

Oh my. 22%. We're almost at a quarter.

CRAIG

Yep.

KEVIN

Of all the offices in Houston are vacant.

CRAIG

Are vacant.

KEVIN

Just sitting there with nobody in them.

CRAIG

Right.

KEVIN

What in the world?

CRAIG

So here's, here's, here's what I— here's what I can tell you from that. One of the worst jobs that you could have right now is a commercial real estate lease agent.

KEVIN

Oh, I bet so.

CRAIG

So because it— like, normally you would look at that and go, guys, there's so much available.

KEVIN

You have any— you have your pick of anything you want.

CRAIG

Yeah, but nobody wants it.

KEVIN

Nobody wants any of it.

CRAIG

So, okay, so you're— so this is, this is, this is the thing that I think, uh, to me, this is where it gets tricky, right? Because the whole deal with— I know with real estate agents was they were suing that company over the adjustable rates that they could charge on their commissions.

KEVIN

Right?

CRAIG

Right? But this is where you can actually have a competitive edge and be like, look, I wanna get you into this commercial.

KEVIN

Right?

CRAIG

I'm willing to lower my rate.

KEVIN

Yeah. Because I have to.

CRAIG

Because I have to because I can't move anything right now. And, but, like, what, what they're talking about doing is changing the rules where people can't do that anymore.

KEVIN

Yeah. That's tough.

CRAIG

So—

KEVIN

Yeah. So—

CRAIG

Sorry. Anyway.

KEVIN

So, okay. Completely anecdotally, Mondays and Tuesdays and Thursdays, I drive to my office at the same time every day. On Wednesdays, I, I drive at a, at a different day, just because I go in late on that day. But I stay really late as well. So Mondays, no big deal. I get on 45 South, which is, you know, huge road.

CRAIG

Mhmm.

KEVIN

And no big deal. I can get to my office. No big deal. Tuesdays, inevitably, I'm sitting in traffic, man. Just sitting there. Like, it'll take me 20, 20 to 25 minutes longer, which is double the amount of time it takes me total to get to my office.

CRAIG

Right?

KEVIN

On Tuesdays. Thursdays, the same way. Wednesday, I have no idea what the, what the rate is. But here's my guess.

CRAIG

Completely anecdotally. Mhmm.

KEVIN

After COVID, so many people were like, you know what? We can let you work from home.

CRAIG

Right.

KEVIN

And save office space money.

CRAIG

Mhmm.

KEVIN

And you can still get your work done. There's Zoom. There's all the things you need, and maybe you're gonna have a happier home life. This is going into that whole conversation of everybody wants a bigger house so they can get an office and all those sorts of things. Right?

CRAIG

Right.

KEVIN

But recently, I've got 1 or 2 friends specifically that are going, our employer is now requiring us to come in to the office once or twice or maybe even 3 times a week.

CRAIG

Mm-hmm.

KEVIN

And so Monday's not that day.

CRAIG

Right.

KEVIN

Friday's not that day. Tuesdays and Thursdays and possibly Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday Those are the days.

CRAIG

Right.

KEVIN

And they are the heavier traffic days. And so I think that's what's happening. And so I think that some companies have said, no, we still need that togetherness. We still need you to be in the office sometimes. But even then, obviously, there's plenty of, of offices available. So most of them hadn't done that. Right.

CRAIG

Well, and, like, so, and I'm sure it's, it's not just offices.

KEVIN

There's storefronts too.

CRAIG

Oh, yeah.

KEVIN

Yeah. It's not just offices.

CRAIG

Yeah. You're, you're seeing, like, the, the shopping centers. I mean, that, that is included in these numbers.

KEVIN

Which they're still building them like crazy in Conroe right now.

CRAIG

I know.

KEVIN

Shopping centers are going up everywhere in Montgomery too.

CRAIG

They have to because they already have the money and they can't not use the money. And, and so, like, they have to put them up.

KEVIN

They get—

CRAIG

yeah.

KEVIN

So interesting.

CRAIG

Yeah. Because once you borrow that money, man, Yeah, you gotta do it.

KEVIN

You gotta— yeah. So that's crazy. But anyway, I, I, I knew it was gonna be high whenever you said that. I knew that I was gonna go, wow, that's— you know, I'm not shocked because there's, there's— I mean, it stands to reason that there's gonna be more offices open as more people are working from their home, etc., etc., whatever. I never thought it would be approaching a fifth, right, of all of the commercial real estate.

CRAIG

Well, it's above— it's more than a fifth.

KEVIN

I mean, well, 19.6%, 20% would be a fifth.

CRAIG

Well, that's the national average.

KEVIN

That's what I'm saying. But in Houston, we're approaching a quarter, right? It's crazy.

CRAIG

It is crazy. Yeah. So here's what I think is happening. I think, I think you're right on when you say, like, there's employers that offered remote work and now they're saying hey, yeah, you can work remotely, but you still need to come in the office from time to time. And because, you know, I think it used to be that you can incentivize your employees to come in because you, you could offer them upward mobility. And part of that upward mobility is getting your own private office.

KEVIN

Ah.

CRAIG

You know? And so, like, that, that used to be the thing. Right? Is you wanna move into the corner suite.

KEVIN

Right.

CRAIG

You know? No one cares about that anymore.

KEVIN

Right.

CRAIG

I mean, like, they care about the money.

KEVIN

I'd rather have that money to put into a home.

CRAIG

Right.

KEVIN

That I can put put a corner office in my home. Yep.

CRAIG

They care about— they care about money.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

They care about respect.

KEVIN

Yes.

CRAIG

And, and they care about position.

KEVIN

That's it.

CRAIG

And so, like, they— you can't incentivize them with a better office because, like, they've, they've now realized you don't necessarily need that.

KEVIN

I don't need that.

CRAIG

And, like, I don't get any status from that.

KEVIN

Nope.

CRAIG

When I'm working from home.

KEVIN

No, because nobody's, nobody's passing me in the office.

CRAIG

Right.

KEVIN

And, and I'm not in a place where if I didn't want people to pass me, now they can't because I'm in a corner.

CRAIG

Right? There's whatever.

KEVIN

Right? There's no reason for it. Right.

CRAIG

And, and you get, you get, you don't get held up in as many stupid meetings.

KEVIN

No.

CRAIG

That waste your time.

KEVIN

Nope.

CRAIG

I mean, so there's all these things that they've begun to realize about, like, the negative aspect of working at an office. Well, the employers have started to figure out, well, like, there's actually some positive things from having your people here.

KEVIN

Right.

CRAIG

It's like you can actually you know, have some account— accountability.

KEVIN

More monitoring.

CRAIG

You know, and actually, like, hey, like, we know that secretly at home, you've been getting done in 2 days what it used to take you a week to get done.

KEVIN

Right.

CRAIG

So if you can get done in 2 days what it used to take you a week, why can't you just get more done?

KEVIN

Right.

CRAIG

Why can't you be more productive for the company? And the only way we can hold you accountable to that is by having you come into the office.

KEVIN

Right. So it's a catch-22.

CRAIG

Yes. And, and so there's, there's this, and, and so But when you don't have the office incentive as, like, a status symbol for your company, well, then you just have one big common workspace in the middle.

KEVIN

Right.

CRAIG

And so you don't need the square footage that you used to. Even if you had, like, 50 employees, you could operate off half of the square footage that you might have had before.

KEVIN

Well, this, this actually happened with one of our mutual nonprofit friend groups. they moved from a pretty decent-sized office area to, like, tiny offices. You know what I'm talking about?

CRAIG

I think so.

KEVIN

And they moved down, uh, from, from, like, right there on 1488 down to The Woodlands.

CRAIG

Yes.

KEVIN

So you probably know exactly what I'm talking about.

CRAIG

I do know. It was like a room.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

Like, their, their office is a quarter of this size of space.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

But they now have different meeting rooms and, like, things that they actually— Access to shared areas. She said it was the same price.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

Which is crazy.

CRAIG

Crazy. Well, the crazy part is, is that you're paying that much for non-privacy.

KEVIN

Right. That— well, yeah. I mean, it, it's still a lot of money, and that's part of the reason. But, but at the same time, it's like, they're, they're actually where more of their donors are.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

In many ways, I think that that's part of it. But, yeah. It's crazy. I, I wanna bring this up real quick. So, I'm putting it up on the screen right now. Roger Garza says, Move our symbol here. Monday, Thursday, and Friday are easy to get into Austin when I work. Most work from home those days from what I've heard.

CRAIG

Mhmm.

KEVIN

That's what he said. So Monday, what he's saying is Monday, Thursday, and Friday are, are, are days.

CRAIG

This is someone commenting on the—

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

Okay.

KEVIN

So basically, that what that means is that Tuesday, third, or Tuesday, Wednesday are the days that employers are asking That makes sense. Yeah, which it does to me too. I mean, it— again, anecdotally, I'm noticing that Tuesdays and, and Thursdays are the worst. Mondays are nothing.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

Um, nobody— Fridays are nothing.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

And so— but I don't know what Wednesday is. So yeah, anyway.

CRAIG

Well, it's like people expect us to have this information like we have regular jobs, right?

KEVIN

We— neither one of us have regular jobs. I mean, you're out in it. I mean, you're driving all over the place.

CRAIG

So I haven't gone to an office in years.

KEVIN

No.

CRAIG

I even have an office. I don't go to it.

KEVIN

No. You don't need to.

CRAIG

I don't want to.

KEVIN

No. Why would you?

CRAIG

And I don't have to, so I don't.

KEVIN

Yeah. I mean, you love the people at your office on your own time.

CRAIG

Honestly, like, like, here's the weird part, man, is I have an office.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

No one works in it.

KEVIN

No.

CRAIG

Like, it, it, it is— it has, um, We use it for inventory.

KEVIN

Okay.

CRAIG

Uh, we use it to house some files and other miscellaneous office things that we need from time to time.

KEVIN

That's it.

CRAIG

And but no one really works in there. I mean, everybody that works for me works from home or in a truck.

KEVIN

Yeah, and, and for what you're doing, that's all they need to do. Yeah, that's it.

CRAIG

And like, part of that, part of what makes that productive is hiring the right people.

KEVIN

Yeah. Yeah.

CRAIG

I mean, you, again, if you're gonna, if you're gonna have a remote business, you need people who are self-motivated.

KEVIN

Right. You, you have to, you have to recognize that, like, when you're working and you're not self-motivated, then you're gonna be unproductive anywhere, but really, you're gonna be unproductive if you're at your house. Yes.

CRAIG

Right? Yes.

KEVIN

You're gonna be super unproductive.

CRAIG

Which, I mean, I may, maybe, like, the main point of that we need to get across to people in this episode. If you're an at-home employee, make sure that you have a plan in place to be productive.

KEVIN

Yeah. And, and, and probably also, like, not just, not just a plan for productivity, which I, I think that's definitely that, but also, like, some sort of, like, reasonable accountability for yourself to, to go, look, I was actually on the clock during these hours. You can see that I was on my computer. You can see this, that, and the other. Like, I was working. You know, and because, you know, again, your, your, your, your job, your employment status is tied to your productivity.

CRAIG

Always. Hands down.

KEVIN

Always.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

So, I mean, make sure that you're doing it. I mean, dude, I was talking to someone just the other day, in the same industry that I'm in, actually. And their employer told them, we need— we want you to do this. And he was like, okay. And so it wasn't anything big. It was not a big deal. I'll tell you about it later.

CRAIG

Okay.

KEVIN

And a year later, they gave him a full year before they even checked up on him. And they were like, hey, did you do that thing? And he was like, no. And they're like, what? Why? He's like, I didn't— I really didn't want to. And they were like, What?

CRAIG

That has nothing to do—

KEVIN

Right, like, it's like, what? What is happening right now?

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

What in the world? You got a year to do a simple thing. It was simple, dude, simple. If they did it one time— they wanted him to do it regularly, but if you did it one time, he could have at least been like, you know what, I did it this one time and it didn't— I didn't— it didn't work out, whatever, right? Didn't do it one time. And I'm just like, come on, man, for like a whole year. for a whole year.

CRAIG

So I, I think there's actually 2 people at fault there.

KEVIN

Uh, no, I don't disagree. Yeah, I don't disagree. There should have been more accountability, but you get it.

CRAIG

Oh yeah.

KEVIN

You get it more than we're talking about, but you get it.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

But even still, that person should have been like, you know what, they asked me to do it, I'm gonna go do it.

CRAIG

Yeah.

KEVIN

And if not, if you really don't want to, have a conversation.

CRAIG

Yeah. And, like, but I— on the flip side of that, I think, I think it's very unfair to be upset about it.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

When you didn't think it was important enough to follow up with for a year.

KEVIN

That's fair.

CRAIG

I mean, like, that, that feels like a trap to me.

KEVIN

Yeah. I'm fine with that.

CRAIG

Because I— here's, here's what I know is most employers know when they ask their employees to do something whether or not they're going to want to do it. That's true. And, and so you're not asking them to do it because you wanna do it.

KEVIN

Mhmm.

CRAIG

And you just wanna hand off this really fun task to them instead.

KEVIN

Right.

CRAIG

No. You are asking them to do something probably that you don't enjoy either.

KEVIN

Sure.

CRAIG

And, and so if you don't follow up with them on that, Mhmm. then it really wasn't important to you in the first place to even get it done. I, I, and so I'm not gonna disagree with you on that at all. I'm not saying, I'm not saying that they shouldn't have done it. They totally should have done it.

KEVIN

Sure.

CRAIG

They asked them to do it. Should have done it. And, and, and by, by responding, well, I really didn't want to.

KEVIN

Yeah.

CRAIG

I mean, then, then you should have had come and had a conversation with me.

KEVIN

Different conversation for the beginning.

CRAIG

Yeah. So, but not following up for a year.

KEVIN

That's messed up.

CRAIG

And, and then assuming over those 365 days that it was being done.

KEVIN

Yeah. It's messed up.

CRAIG

That's stupid.

KEVIN

Yeah. I agree. So completely agree.

CRAIG

Yeah. So, but like, why should I not be surprised when idiots hire idiots? Is, I mean, like, honestly.

KEVIN

Yeah, it's not wrong. No, I'm with you. So anyway, good episode, man. Yeah, I think, uh, I, I'm curious, like, did anybody else find those numbers with the commercial real estate stuff staggering? And if so, send us a message. You can get us at info@homeownershow.com. You can also send us a message on Facebook or Instagram. We'll find you.

CRAIG

Yeah, let's get our stuff together, Houston.

KEVIN

Yeah, we'll respond.

CRAIG

Get those numbers better.

KEVIN

That's exactly right. It's not that big of a deal. Uh, we'll respond. And, uh, look, if you haven't already done it, why have you not subscribed? Why have you not told your friends about us? We're cool. We're— well, mostly. Um, but go, go leave us a rating and review. We would really like that. Until next time, y'all, thanks for joining us. We'll see you later. See ya.

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